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Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:19 pm
by Pstotto
My choice is Easy Rider and I'm Peter Fonda.
Me and Hopper go to Burnley to get the stuff from those folks and I pull their minging sister and decide to stay.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:27 pm
by Bosscat
Pstotto wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:19 pm
My choice is Easy Rider and I'm Peter Fonda.
Me and Hopper go to Burnley to get the stuff from those folks and I pull their minging sister and decide to stay.
I was picturing you more as Edward Scissorhands Pstotto or perhaps Freddy Kruger
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:32 pm
by Pstotto
In your mind?
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:34 pm
by Devils_Advocate
Wizard of Oz with me playing Dorothy as I just adore those sparling ruby slippers
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:40 pm
by boatshed bill
The Elephant Man.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:41 pm
by Burnley1989
Devils_Advocate wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:34 pm
Wizard of Oz with me playing Dorothy as I just adore those sparling ruby slippers
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:42 pm
by Wile E Coyote
I would be producer of "Twelve Angry Men" a remake featuring the rovers team and Mowbray after their recent misfortunes having being thumped 0-7 at home.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 10:30 pm
by Pstotto
She goes on her hen night first with the other workers of the bank and they've decided all to go in there Santand...and T-shirts with "Can I help you?"
on the back...
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 10:32 pm
by Pstotto
One tequila two tequila three to keel over...
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 10:33 pm
by Pstotto
Fonda starts a Scrap Metal band.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 11:01 pm
by gawthorpe_view
Amadeus - In my feckin' dreams.
Kes - much closer to reality.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 11:28 pm
by HunterST_BFC
"Withnail and I"
You pick which...
or Bob' Hoskins in
"The Long Good Friday"
... Read from this what you want to
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 11:44 pm
by minnieclaret
Eric Liddel in Chariots of Fire.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:02 am
by elwaclaret
Tommy Cooper in The Plank
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:12 am
by Buxtonclaret
I'd be sat in the waiting room, keeping a straight face.
The Blood Donor
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:49 am
by Holmeclaret
Pstotto wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 9:19 pm
My choice is Easy Rider and I'm Peter Fonda.
Me and Hopper go to Burnley to get the stuff from those folks and I pull their minging sister and decide to stay.
Whenever I open one of your posts I’m in the rabbit hole scene from the Matrix so I suppose that would be the one.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 11:34 am
by dougcollins
Bruce Dern's character Mark Rumsfeld in 'The Burbs'.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 11:47 am
by tarkys_ears
The Worlds Luckiest Man
(don't google it at work
)
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:54 pm
by Pstotto
Salieri or Mozart, gawthorpe-view?
Holmeclaret I hope I'm not in your matrix, I was hoping I'd left the 4th dimensional structure.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:57 pm
by Murger
I'd love to be James Bond. All those women, fast cars and exotic locations.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:32 pm
by Pstotto
007 is actually the London to Dover National Express bus.
That's where Ian Fleming got the number.
Perhaps if you're an 'average Burnley fan', you'll be nearer to 007.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:42 pm
by HahaYeah
The Omega Man (1971) A survivor of a global pandemic surrounded by sheep like mutants.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 4:11 pm
by Bosscat
Pstotto wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:32 pm
007 is actually the London to Dover National Express bus.
That's where Ian Fleming got the number.
Perhaps if you're an 'average Burnley fan', you'll be nearer to 007.
"James Bond" was the author of "Birds of the West Indies" that Fleming took the name from ... it was on his bookshelf at his home in Jamaica "Goldeneye"
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 7:39 pm
by claretfern
Steve McQueen
The Great Escape.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 8:34 pm
by Vino blanco
I think I would be perfect as Humphrey Bogart's Rick Blaine in "Casablanca". Plus I know I would be just the right person for Ingrid Bergman to fall in love with.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 8:47 pm
by Pstotto
Sorry, your re-make stars Greta Thunberg.
This is your script:
"The only way to get rid of that broad is with a disease."
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:06 pm
by strayclaret
Dustin Hoffman in the Graduate
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:54 am
by Pstotto
If you go to Tescos and bang on the windows loudly shouting ELAINE. ELAINE you MIGHT attract the check-out girl's attention but not if you're a graduate.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 2:48 pm
by KateR
There's a few I could see as the next Jack Nicholson in the remake of The Shinning no problem.
For me Jodie Foster in The Silence of the Lambs or Marge Simpson in the remake of The Simpsons (might well have been Judy in Wizard of Oz but DA beat me to it, and to be fair I think he would carry it off better than me)
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 2:53 pm
by Volvoclaret
Debbie does Dallas.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 3:00 pm
by Bosscat
Volvoclaret wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 2:53 pm
Debbie does Dallas.
Can't really see you as Debbie but hey ho Volvo whatever turns you on
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 4:47 pm
by Volvoclaret
The size of me, I'll play Dallas
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 5:04 pm
by aclaretinstevenage
True Lies...........just for that Jamie Lee Curtis strip / dancing scene!!
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 5:21 pm
by groove
I'd be Michael Douglas' character in Falling Down.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 5:24 pm
by Bosscat
Volvoclaret wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 4:47 pm
The size of me, I'll play Dallas
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Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 5:34 pm
by Volvoclaret
I don't chase sheep I leave that to Yawkshire folk.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:03 pm
by jackmiggins
I started as Gina Lollobrigida's nipple flicker in 'Solomon and Sheba' (following my World cup Subbuteo win that year). Now oversee 'flicking' on all the majors.
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:26 pm
by Pstotto
Dean Martin employed you did he?
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:52 pm
by jackmiggins
No - but I could tell you a few stories!
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:06 am
by Kiran123
Iron man
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 3:22 pm
by holycustard
Dumb and dumber both parts
Re: Movie re-makes starring yourself... What would it be?
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 3:35 pm
by jackmiggins
holycustard wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 3:22 pm
Dumb and dumber both parts
Quite a few on here could fill those parts.
