• Footballers named after items of furniture

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:34 pm**

Burnley's own Micky Wardrobe of course, and his brother Barry
Also, Fabian Schär, of Newcastle, as in 'pull up a Schar, and we'll have a cup of Schar'

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:36 pm**

I used to play with a lad called Michael Couch in the Sunday League

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:48 pm**

Ilias Chair - QPR

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:06 pm**

Mark Pew

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:06 pm**

Jimmy Case

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:08 pm**

Jurgen Klock?

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:10 pm**

Kevin "chaise" Long

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:03 pm**

Franz Carr "pet" when he played for Newcastle. Maybe not...

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:07 pm**

longsidetrumpet wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:34 pm
Burnley's own Micky Wardrobe of course, and his brother Barry

Barry also played one game for our reserves

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:07 pm**

My first pick in goal would be the Scottish keeper, Les Fridge. He was often serenaded off the pitch to a resounding chorus of 'Freezer jolly good fellow'

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:08 pm**

YousSOUFA Moukoko

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:24 pm**

Jimmy Glass of course

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:25 pm**

John Cofie-table. I'll stop now

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:26 pm**

"Also, Fabian Schär, of Newcastle, as in 'pull up a Schar, and we'll have a cup of Schar'"

LOL. Quality.

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:27 pm**

Peter Kitchen. Well, you do need to put a freezer somewhere.

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:33 pm**

Stan Bowles

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:47 pm**

Frank Sinklair
Peter Cabinetti

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:53 pm**

Jóhann Bog Guðmundsson

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:54 pm**

If Chester City reformed as Chester Drawers, they'd all have a club. (Or Chesterfield, more boringly.)

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:55 pm**

Adrian Hearth.

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:59 pm**

Futon Noel Williams

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:06 pm**

Matteo RUGgeri, Salernitana.
Brian BEDford, QPR

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:19 pm**

Brian O’Neil (BEDlington Terrier).
Ralph Coatestand
Gunther Nestertables
Wilfred Sofa
James McHearther
John Pender the Fender
Maurice Setteers
Peter Davenport
Tony COTtee
Lee TrundleBed
Mark Pugh

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:21 pm**

Chris Weale! Goalkeeper

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:24 pm**

Kurt ain Nogan

and, going back to 66, Pelmet Haller.

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:31 pm**

longsidetrumpet wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:36 pm
I used to play with a lad called Michael Couch in the Sunday League

The Clarets signed a young lad called Couch a few years ago not sure if things went well for him, Claret Tony will probably know about him.

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:37 pm**

Steve Kindon - the runaway wardrobe on the wing.

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:06 pm**

Rhian Brewster (chair)
Carlton 'House Table' Palmer

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:18 pm**

Frank LAMPard.

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:31 pm**

Jimmy Book Case

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:33 pm**

Peter C(r)ouch

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:35 pm**

kevin (chaise) long

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:36 pm**

Junior Toilet
Wayne Fridge

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:43 pm**

assuming a Knob is classed as part of furniture I can name plenty

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:47 pm**

Andy Locheadboard.

Paul Stewart bidet.

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:53 pm**

Aaron (cupboard lennon

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:58 pm**

Graeme Le (Saux drawer)

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 5:15 pm**

Emile Deskey
Joleon Les Cot
Jonjo Shelfey

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 5:25 pm**

Ikea Casillas
Demba Bar Stool

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 6:14 pm**

longsidetrumpet wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:36 pm
I used to play with a lad called Michael Couch in the Sunday League

They can't touch you for it!

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 6:15 pm**

Jimmy Case

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2021 6:18 pm**

Chaise longue Valois.

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