Thought I’d step up to the plate and do the Tnned food count for the match tomorrow. Been a rough few weeks in the Zlatan family household and I’m hoping the ethereal TFC gods will smile down on us for the match tomorrow. Apologies for the delay in posting the initial thread, but I was watching the greatest Chrimbo film of all time (Die Hard) on Disney+.

Anyway, the usual points for right amount of green spheres please and also usual points for the amount of jooose too.

Photo to follow…

Evenin' all.

For sure the are

137 farters

and

119 mls of Joooosay.

Three points for sure on the morrow.

456 Petit pois
123 mls Pee Green Liquid

Cheers Zlatan you are a legend

Thanks, Zlatan! What a star.
207 peas in 131 mls of water.
And three points, please! We need them more than those Bubble People!
UTC!

392 peas,153ml of watery snot.
UTC. Cheers Zlatan.

Well done Zlatan !

There are 285 peas in 285 mls jus

3 points tomorrow

208 peas
132ml juice
thanks for doing the count Zlatan!
UTC

99 peas

140ml juice

384 peas
128ml water

Thanks Zlatan

317 snot chuckers
142ml of phlegm

200pees in 120ml joosay.
Thanks for the count, Zlatan

369 garden peas
115 mls water

A hopeful 3 points to the Clarets, a clean sheet, and a happy message board after the game
UTC

First of all, hope things are much better in the Zlatan household.
I'll have a wild guess at 227 little green things bobbing about in 117ml of green water.
UTC.

Unless someone else wants to do it, I will do the Home game v Watford this coming Wednesday evening.

For obvious reasons, the count will have to be declared at 5.45pm (17.45 for those who are comfortable with the 24 hours clock).

364 Garden Peas
136ml juice

Tough one this. 300 peees and 177 liquids UTC

Garden Peas - 283
Water - 130ml

446 and pees

135 jews

RalphCoatesComb wrote: ↑

Sat Dec 11, 2021 6:17 pm

Unless someone else wants to do it, I will do the Home game v Watford this coming Wednesday evening.

For obvious reasons, the count will have to be declared at 5.45pm (17.45 for those who are comfortable with the 24 hours clock).

I will do next Saturdays match Villa away if no-one else steps up ... I can't do home games due to the time I set off, as I would be driving when the results are to be published

286 Green balls
126 ml of slime

226 peas
140 ml juice

188 peas
134 ml juice

219 peeeze and 135ml jooose!

272 and 151

Garden peas - love them with fish & chips, steak pudding & chips, meat pie & chips, scampi & chips, Cornish pasty & chips in fact anything with chips .

So there just has to be 320 of those brilliant little green tasty peas floating about in 170 MLS of juice.

Not confident but come on you Clarets !

Clearly it’s 396 peas with 114ml of sweet pea juice

Peas 198
Water 112ml

224 peeeeeees
101 mls of joooooose

191 peas
141 mls juice
UTC

314 peas
158 mls juice
UTC!

Excellent product choice,

249 peas and 132 ml of joooose.

Good morning all. 169 peas and 169ml of water.

Wishing you and yours well Zlatan and hoping things pick up for you beginning with today’s three points, as I predict there being...
339 pois
223 millilitres de jus

333 peas
250mls

Making my debut for the season.

501 peas
181 ml pea water

That's a lot of peas - I hope we have some after the result.

Photo evidence to come later, signal crap in CFS


Result are in 473 peas 121 ml jooose

I think that’s a win for Bosscat on the peas and a tie for bosscat and gawthorpe_view for the jooose

Jooooooooooosay!

Just back from the Turf checking the TFC results, minnie had 120mls juice, he must be a winner

I’d have taken a draw today before the game so I suppose the count did it’s job.

Anyway, TFC results photo as promised

473!! That is a long count. Well done you.

All those peas went in that tiny little tin? Wheres VAR?

Zlatan wrote: ↑

Sun Dec 12, 2021 1:20 pm

Photo evidence to come later, signal crap in CFS


Result are in 473 peas 121 ml jooose

I think that’s a win for Bosscat on the peas and a tie for bosscat and gawthorpe_view for the jooose

I will take that ... have been sh*te at guessing the tin contents this season

Bosscat wrote: ↑

Sun Dec 12, 2021 7:24 pm

I will take that ... have been sh*te at guessing the tin contents this season

But yeah Minnie hit the JP with his 120 estimate

CharlieinNewMexico wrote: ↑

Sun Dec 12, 2021 7:17 pm

All those peas went in that tiny little tin? Wheres VAR?

Well done Zlatan

Jooose by weight is more accurate! Wow! I didn't know that. Thanks Zlatan

green_parrot wrote: ↑

Sun Dec 12, 2021 5:07 pm

Just back from the Turf checking the TFC results, minnie had 120mls juice, he must be a winner

of course, apologies - was having signal problems in the CFS

gawthorpe_view wrote: ↑

Sun Dec 12, 2021 1:26 pm

Jooooooooooosay!

Doh!