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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 2:35 pm
October 2021:
"It says here that Newcastle are after Mbappe. Hmmm, could happen."
"It says here that Newcastle are after Mbappe. Hmmm, could happen."
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 2:35 pm
Do you like omelettes, Mr Messi?
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 2:39 pm
S, T, U, V....ah here we are Vokes, Sam...
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 2:40 pm
"Just got invited to a bring-your-own-beer board meeting"
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 2:40 pm
“This thread won’t last long…”
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 2:43 pm
Hi, is that Crouchy
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 2:45 pm
"We've sold who?"
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 2:47 pm
"£25 million now that's what I call a Santa Clause".
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 2:50 pm
I knew searching Google for "Hot, young talent" was a mistake.............
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 2:51 pm
Woany says he has found a replacement for Woodsy. Experienced, a good lad and a foreign lad fir the fans to get excited over. Says he is called Kazuyoshi Miura
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 2:51 pm
Do I want to be Eddie Howe’s assistant, not an effin chance… how much, mmmm.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:05 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:11 pm
Thanks for the money Eddie 
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:10 pm
“What on Earth is this Pstotto bloke on about?”
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:34 pm
Texting:
yeah Chris, pick you up in five. don’t worry bout fuel money pal, it’s on me.
yeah Chris, pick you up in five. don’t worry bout fuel money pal, it’s on me.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:38 pm
Where's the striped candy when you need them
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:40 pm
"4 digits??? What the hell comes after 442??"
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:44 pm
"Hi! It's Al P here. There's good news and bad news......"
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:46 pm
Wonder what Jermaine Defoes up to today.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:48 pm
Where did The Chairman get that White flag from?
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:50 pm
Mmmm where the feck is the money? They said it’d be in by now….
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:51 pm
Hi Sean Al here, I am sick to death of this hoofball so i have sold your biggest donkey for £25m. Great isnt it? Expect some exciting signings incoming and if needs be Ill get Jurgen on the phone to start coaching the team to play a more offensive kind of soccer. PS Your not allowed to buy anyone, ANYONE, from Stoke. Best, Alan.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:54 pm
Alan, you ****!
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:55 pm
Mmmm…I see that Claret Tony’s only 70. Reckon he could still do a job up top…
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 9:20 pm
“Has he signed yet? Thought he went to Newcastle yesterday”.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 9:44 pm
Burnley strip...Newcastle strip.... Tik-Tok ******.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 9:49 pm
"Is this ClaretMov fella diggin me out"
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 8:25 am
Right,that's my CV uploaded to Indeed.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 9:46 am
Hi Woody. Why have you been missing training?