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Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 3:54 pm
by Milltown1882
This could age badly in the second half but searching his name on twitter is fantastic
Newcastle fans have clearly taken well to him.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 3:57 pm
by tiger76
Milltown1882 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 3:54 pm
This could age badly in the second half but searching his name on twitter is fantastic
Newcastle fans have clearly taken well to him.
I do so wish you hadn't posted that until the end of the game, if he scores 2nd half you'll be entirely to blame.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 3:57 pm
by Cheshireclaret
Well then he’s definitely outside his comfort zone, so should be delighted, after all that’s why he left. Apparently.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:04 pm
by bobinho
tiger76 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 3:57 pm
I do so wish you hadn't posted that until the end of the game, if he scores 2nd half you'll be entirely to blame.
Be lucky to get two in the rest of the season….
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:08 pm
by tiger76
bobinho wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:04 pm
Be lucky to get two in the rest of the season….
Sadly they didn't need him to net today.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:11 pm
by NewClaret
Some absolute pelters on twitter about Wood
He looked awful to me today (exactly how he’s been playing for us).
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:13 pm
by gawthorpe_view
5 Live half time report said 'you wouldn't know he was on the pitch apart from a disallowed, well offside goal'
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:13 pm
by RVclaret
NewClaret wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:11 pm
Some absolute pelters on twitter about Wood
He looked awful to me today (exactly how he’s been playing for us).
Yeah I thought the same. Ball bounced off him every time.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:14 pm
by ksrclaret
Of course Chris Wood is garbage if he doesn't score. He's a terrible footballer at this level but does know where the goal is if he's found a bit of form.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:18 pm
by taio
ksrclaret wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:14 pm
Of course Chris Wood is garbage if he doesn't score. He's a terrible footballer at this level but does know where the goal is if he's found a bit of form.
Spot on. If Wood isn't scoring fairly regularly he's going to be heavily criticised because he doesn't offer much else at all really.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:18 pm
by Burnley1989
Let it go, let it goooo
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:20 pm
by box_of_frogs
I’d rather have him on the pitch and getting 3 points for my team, than laughing on message forums and sitting bottom of the league…..
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:20 pm
by NewClaret
Burnley1989 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:18 pm
Let it go, let it goooo
No, I’m enjoying getting £25m from a relegation rival and giving them our out-of-form striker.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:29 pm
by CFS
NewClaret wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:20 pm
No, I’m enjoying getting £25m from a relegation rival and giving them our out-of-form striker.
We have no rivals lol we goin down laddy.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:35 pm
by tarkys_ears
£25m better off... whatever happens to it.
Let that sink it.
£25m... for Wood.
People thought we won the lottery when we sold that Kyle whatever idiot or Gray,
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:45 pm
by pushpinpussy
He’s done ok so far. Played both games. 3 points. Gives Newcastle a different dimension. Still Getting used to a different team and formation. Always liked him. Good luck. Just needs that goal which I’m sure will come. If he score 5 goals this year it will be enough to keep them up
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:46 pm
by NewClaret
pushpinpussy wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:45 pm
He’s done ok so far. Played both games. 3 points. Gives Newcastle a different dimension. Still Getting used to a different team and formation. Always liked him. Good luck. Just needs that goal which I’m sure will come. If he score 5 goals this year it will be enough to keep them up
They got 3 points in spite of him today. He’s contributed nothing in either game. May come good but still looking miles off it at the moment. £25m is daylight robbery.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:48 pm
by Funkydrummer
I watched the game today and viewed Wood through different eyes and with a differet outlook.
He was still shockingly poor, he couldn't control his bowels - as others have said in the past, he can
trap it further than I can kick it.
Well shut and thanks for the dosh.

Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:51 pm
by bfcjg
I don't think Wood and his bank account will give acsh1t what we and the Geordies think.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:00 pm
by NewClaret
bfcjg wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:51 pm
I don't think Wood and his bank account will give acsh1t what we and the Geordies think.
Depends on his aspirations. If he’s happy to sit on the bench like Hendrick (who sometimes doesn’t even make the bench) and collect his money, you’re right. Because that’s exactly where he’ll be when Wilson is back/they buy another striker.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:05 pm
by Nonayforever
The fee reported by his agent ( CAA Base ) was £27m. They are also the agent for A Barnes & A Lennon amongst many others.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:15 pm
by bobinho
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:24 pm
by NewClaret
Nonayforever wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:05 pm
The fee reported by his agent ( CAA Base ) was £27m. They are also the agent for A Barnes & A Lennon amongst many others.
Nooo, they paid £27m!!!!
Where’s that reported/available??
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:24 pm
by warksclaret
Seems to have slowed down recently, and his confidence has left him
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:33 pm
by Tw@
I’d seen 27 million also on his agents site.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:36 pm
by Tw@
Transfermarkt.co.uk says sold for 27m
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:47 pm
by GodIsADeeJay81
Nonayforever wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:05 pm
The fee reported by his agent ( CAA Base ) was £27m. They are also the agent for A Barnes & A Lennon amongst many others.
Soooo any chance we could sell them Barnes and Lennon?
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:47 pm
by MT03ALG
Funkydrummer wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:48 pm
I watched the game today and viewed Wood through different eyes and with a differet outlook.
He was still shockingly poor, he couldn't control his
bowels - as others have said in the past, he can
trap it further than I can kick it.
Well shut and thanks for the dosh.
Was he so s****y?
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:01 pm
by Bosscat
Funkydrummer wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:48 pm
I watched the game today and viewed Wood through different eyes and with a differet outlook.
He was still shockingly poor, he couldn't control his
bowels - as others have said in the past, he can
trap it further than I can kick it.
Well shut and thanks for the dosh.
And the winner for Typo of the week goes to





FUNKEEEEEE DRUMMERRRRR
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:05 pm
by SalisburyClaret
Lots of Newcastle fans saying he had a decent game and won 15 aerial challenges bringing a new dimension to their play. A lot saying he’s rubbish too but 4 points from 2 games, he’s transformed their fortunes
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:05 pm
by NewClaret
Tw@ wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:36 pm
Transfermarkt.co.uk says sold for 27m
Can’t find it on the agents site anywhere but just seen it on transfermarkt. Interestingly, that site lists his value at £5.4m after a supposed £27m move

Probably there or thereabouts correct though.

Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:06 pm
by Jamesy
I think I will be giving this thread the bums rush!

Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:16 pm
by Stayingup
Funkydrummer wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:48 pm
I watched the game today and viewed Wood through different eyes and with a differet outlook.
He was still shockingly poor, he couldn't control his bowels - as others have said in the past, he can
trap it further than I can kick it.
Well shut and thanks for the dosh.
You mean he couldn't trap a bag of cement?
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:34 pm
by HandforthClaret
Let’s hope our current strikers show S Dhyche how wrong he was to rely on C Wood
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:48 pm
by bobinho
GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:47 pm
Soooo any chance we could sell them Barnes and Lennon?
Yep, and going off their very recent transfer dealings, we could be in for a very tidy sum.

Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:38 pm
by TheFamilyCat
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:39 pm
by bfcjg
I think Trippier has turned their fortunes around not Chris Wood.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:39 pm
by Spijed
bobinho wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:48 pm
Yep, and going off their very recent transfer dealings, we could be in for a very tidy sum.
And as they are looking for a centre half, what about Kevin Long?
Surely £20 million?
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:53 pm
by Bosscat
Going to need one tomorrow off to Leeds for 21st B/Day Lunch, and loads of streets are closed in parts of the City due to Disney/Marvel are filming something in the City Center

Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 10:48 pm
by FCBurnley
Thought Newcastle won today despite Wood ! He literally did nothing
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 10:50 pm
by ClaretTony
Chris Wood did a terrific job for us
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:04 pm
by LoveCurryPies
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 10:50 pm
Chris Wood did a terrific job for us
Agree. Some crazy comments on this site. I’m logging on less and less because of them. Accusations to the previous owners, attacks of our players and Sean. Wood has a lean season this year but overall a great signing.
Not sure what is really going on with the management and buying of players. Let’s see what tomorrow’s match brings.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:06 pm
by ClaretTony
LoveCurryPies wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:04 pm
Agree. Some crazy comments on this site. I’m logging on less and less because of them. Accusations to the previous owners, attacks of our players and Sean. Wood has a lean season this year but overall a great signing.
Not sure what is really going on with the management and buying of players. Let’s see what tomorrow’s match brings.
Some absolutely ridiculous comments about Wood, even when he was playing for us, with one poster constantly calling him a donkey. 49 Premier League goals for us. I know he's had a lean spell but I wish he was in our line up tomorrow.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:07 pm
by boatshed bill
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:06 pm
Some absolutely ridiculous comments about Wood, even when he was playing for us, with one poster constantly calling him a donkey. 49 Premier League goals for us. I know he's had a lean spell but I wish he was in our line up tomorrow.
But crucially this season he was missing sitters for fun.
People soon turn.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:08 pm
by LoveCurryPies
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:06 pm
Some absolutely ridiculous comments about Wood, even when he was playing for us, with one poster constantly calling him a donkey. 49 Premier League goals for us. I know he's had a lean spell but I wish he was in our line up tomorrow.
Do you think we will sign a worthy replacement? I’m optimistic but the clock is ticking.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:10 pm
by ClaretTony
boatshed bill wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:07 pm
But crucially this season he was missing sitters for fun.
People soon turn.
Was he missing sitters for fun? I don't think he was playing as well but we've hardly been creating chances for much of this season. I'd say he was below the levels of previous seasons but how many players can we say that about?
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:11 pm
by ClaretTony
LoveCurryPies wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:08 pm
Do you think we will sign a worthy replacement? I’m optimistic but the clock is ticking.
I'm sure we'll bring a couple of players during this winter. Whether we get a worthy replacement for Wood I don't know.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:12 pm
by boatshed bill
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:10 pm
Was he missing sitters for fun? I don't think he was playing as well but we've hardly been creating chances for much of this season. I'd say he was below the levels of previous seasons but how many players can we say that about?
I'm thinking of early opportunities (Leeds a great example) where an early miss could have changed the game.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:18 pm
by ClaretTony
boatshed bill wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:12 pm
I'm thinking of early opportunities (Leeds a great example) where an early miss could have changed the game.
I don't recall a bad miss at all at Leeds but I do recall Meslier making an excellent save to deny him on the volley and then firing just over with a first time shot from around the edge of the box. Neither were early in the game either. One was at 0-0 but the other at 0-1.
I'll admit he's not been playing quite as well this season but he's not the only player. McNeil (0 goal, 0 assists), midfield without a single goal between them and Pope has been responsible for a number of goals this season which has not been the case in previous seasons.
Quite honestly, I think the vitriol aimed at Wood is downright pathetic.
Re: Chris Wood
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:21 pm
by Jamesy
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 11:18 pm
I don't recall a bad miss at all at Leeds but I do recall Meslier making an excellent save to deny him on the volley and then firing just over with a first time shot from around the edge of the box. Neither were early in the game either. One was at 0-0 but the other at 0-1.
I'll admit he's not been playing quite as well this season but he's not the only player. McNeil (0 goal, 0 assists), midfield without a single goal between them and Pope has been responsible for a number of goals this season which has not been the case in previous seasons.
Quite honestly, I think the vitriol aimed at Wood is downright pathetic.
Bang on. The Wood haters just need to get over it and move on.