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Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:34 pm
by Quickenthetempo
A few knocking about on twitter already.

I know this site has too many oldies that don't join in with songs but for those interested.

Wout, Wout, let it all out. This is the one that we’re talking about. So come on, I’m talking to you, come on. ( if you’re too young for Tears for Fears it won’t mean a thing!)

Big Wout Weghorst Burnley's number 9. Na na na na na na na na na naaaa na na
A few lines would need to be put in there.

Song surely has to be Twist & Wout

Any more suggestions

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:36 pm
by claretonthecoast1882
Give him the Barry White treatment...

Our first... Our last... Our everything

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:39 pm
by Vino blanco
It has to be kept simple for a football song;

He's big, He's Dutch
We love him very much
Wout Weghorst, Wout Weghorst

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:40 pm
by arise_sir_charge
All by himself, Wout’s gonna be all by himself, at Turf Moor.

To the tune of all by myself by Eric Carmen.

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:45 pm
by burnley007
meh

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:45 pm
by TheFamilyCat
Watch Wout, Weghorst Wout (Beadle's About)

Will no doubt be something really original like:

We've got Weghorst
Big Wout Weghorst
Yawn, yawn, yawn....

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:00 pm
by evensteadiereddie
Best to not bother, eh ?

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:10 pm
by Claretforever
Sean Dyche he had a dream
To stay in the Premier League
We had no money so we had to sell Chris Wood
Long ball from the back
Weghorst in attack
He’s 12 foot seven
We’re on our way back!

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:15 pm
by gawthorpe_view
Merge with Kliperdy Klopp in the Mouse in an Amsterdam windmill song.

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:23 pm
by 1989_claret
“Wout there it is”

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:25 pm
by Claretforever
It’s a shame our fans are scared of trying new songs, and can’t come up with longer songs. It’s always short and (very) fast.

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:41 pm
by Devils_Advocate
Needs to prove he can score goals for us before we start thinking about giving him his own song.

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:43 pm
by Sproggy
Quickenthetempo wrote:
Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:34 pm

Song surely has to be Twist & Wout

Any more suggestions
"Max & Wout" and you could be on to a winner.

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:44 pm
by superdimitri
1989_claret wrote:
Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:23 pm
“Wout there it is”
This is clearly the best when you consider his name is pronounced Vout.

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:44 pm
by BabylonClaret
Got to be a version on TFF

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:46 pm
by andyh
Who scored the goal? Wout.
Wout Wout Wout Wout


To the tune of who let t he dogs out.

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:46 pm
by Vegas Claret
He came on his own
He came on his own
Wout Weghorst he came on his own

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:49 pm
by claretonthecoast1882
Sproggy wrote:
Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:43 pm
"Max & Wout" and you could be on to a winner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbsI72gebz0


Can't see this taking off in the Cricket

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:06 pm
by Claretforever
claretonthecoast1882 wrote:
Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:49 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbsI72gebz0


Can't see this taking off in the Cricket
NOT. A. CHANCE. :lol: I like it, and wish we could, but our fans can’t remember the words to In Our Lancashire Home, never mind that.

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:14 pm
by Pickles
Take Me Out (Franz Ferdinand)

I say don't you know
You say you don't know
I say...
Take Me Wout
Na na nanananana etc etc

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:18 pm
by IWOODLOVETT
🎶 Who wears the clogs out ??
Wout, Wout …… Wout, Wout. 🎶

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:34 pm
by Cubanforever
He puts his left leg in
His right leg Wout
In
Wout
In
Wout
Shake it all about..............I'll get my coat

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:45 pm
by RVclaret
Ole ole ole ole Weggy weggy.

To the tune of ole ole ole ole cornet cornet

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 6:10 pm
by HuncoatClaret
Wout was made for scoring
That's just what he'll do
One of these days
WOUT (emphasise) is going to score a-gainst you!

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 6:24 pm
by Zlatan
To Twist and Shout (The Beatles)

Well, shake it up, Burnley, now (Shake it up, Burnley)
Max and Wout (Max and Wout) [Wout pronounced Voot as far as I could tell]
C'mon c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Burnley, now (Come on, Burnley)
We score when you shoot (score when you shoot)

repeat ad infinitum

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 6:48 pm
by Claretitus
To the Lord of the Dance

Wout Wout wherever you may be,
You smoke drugs in your own country,
Could be worse, you could be Scouse,
Doing Crack in yer Council house.

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 7:32 pm
by 1989_claret
Zlatan wrote:
Mon Jan 31, 2022 6:24 pm
To Twist and Shout (The Beatles)

Well, shake it up, Burnley, now (Shake it up, Burnley)
Max and Wout (Max and Wout) [Wout pronounced Voot as far as I could tell]
C'mon c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Burnley, now (Come on, Burnley)
We score when you shoot (score when you shoot)

repeat ad infinitum
This. But not a chance unfortunately.

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 7:40 pm
by Eloise Laws
[
Wout was made for scoring
That's just what he'll do
One of these days
WOUT (emphasise) is going to score a-gainst you!/quote]


Best one I think……but line 3 needs a tweak (but These boots is a good tune)

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 7:40 am
by burnmark
Wouts the Story, Morning Glory

He’s Burnley’s number 9 and we’re staying up, staying up!!!

https://youtu.be/Wm54XyLwBAk

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 9:12 am
by Quickenthetempo
burnmark wrote:
Tue Feb 01, 2022 7:40 am
Wouts the Story, Morning Glory

He’s Burnley’s number 9 and we’re staying up, staying up!!!

https://youtu.be/Wm54XyLwBAk
I thought you had done a video of a new song with your mates and put it on youtube when I saw the link. :lol:

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 11:47 am
by SouthamptonClaret
Does new signing include signing a new contract (if he does)....?

Don't you forget about Mee
Better than Mings, Van Dijk and Tarkowski
Going to take you apart
He's at the back, captain of Burn-er-ley

La la la la la la etc

Simple Minds

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 5:38 pm
by HuncoatClaret
I've just had a Burt Bacharach moment.

To the tune of My Coo CA Choo by Alvin Stardust.
Could all the driving glove wearers in the Bob lord place their gold rings over the top of their gloves, thank you.

🎼 Wout, Wout, we only got you
But we all know the things you can do
Score goals with your head or right boot
We really love our big man Wout.

If you don't know the tune, have a look on YouTube.
See you all on Saturday, can't wait to hear you blasting this out.

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 5:56 pm
by phaffmeister
Ok, based on the fact that it’ll need to be very simple to be remembered/used, how about this (reference his previous club and obviously imposing stature) :

Waaaaaa Oooooooo
Werewolf of Burnley

Tune of Werewolf’s of London… I’ll get my coat

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:35 pm
by FCBurnley
Wout let the Dogs out !

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:46 pm
by Quickenthetempo
My mate came up with this but says I can take the credit

Brought him in from Germany
Weghorst Weghorst
To come and play for Burnley
Weghorst Weghorst
He’s 6 foot 6
Makes Wood look ****
He’ll keep us in the premiership

Big Wout Werghorst Burnley’s number 9
Na na........

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:17 pm
by Quickenthetempo
From twitter

Ooo baby do you know what it’s worth,
Wout Weghurst is the best on earth,
The Flying Dutchman is just what we need,
Keeping Burnley in the premier league #twitterclarets

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:21 pm
by claretcarrot93
Quickenthetempo wrote:
Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:46 pm
My mate came up with this but says I can take the credit

Brought him in from Germany
Weghorst Weghorst
To come and play for Burnley
Weghorst Weghorst
He’s 6 foot 6
Makes Wood look ****
He’ll keep us in the premiership

Big Wout Werghorst Burnley’s number 9
Na na........
That's the best one

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:35 pm
by gsyclaret
german fans were singing wout wegorsts on fire (kings of leon) sounded great

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:35 pm
by RMutt

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:22 pm
by SouthamptonClaret
To Mambo Number 5

A little bit of Ben Mee at the back
A little bit of Cornet in attack
A little bit of Dwight running down the wing
When Wout scores you'll hear the Burnley sing

A little bit of Nick Pope finding touch
A little bit of Tarky cleaning up
A little bit of Westy with his brew
A little bit of Burnley we love you

I'll stop now, promise 😂

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:57 pm
by Zlatan
Quickenthetempo wrote:
Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:46 pm
My mate came up with this but says I can take the credit

Brought him in from Germany
Weghorst Weghorst
To come and play for Burnley
Weghorst Weghorst
He’s 6 foot 6
Makes Wood look ****
He’ll keep us in the premiership

Big Wout Werghorst Burnley’s number 9
Na na........
Although I’m sure some rival managers would disagree but we play football not rugby so it’s Premier League not Premiership…

Apart from that I can’t imaging the tune, but the words seem easy enough

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:02 pm
by Devils_Advocate
Zlatan wrote:
Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:57 pm
Although I’m sure some rival managers would disagree but we play football not rugby so it’s Premier League not Premiership…

Apart from that I can’t imaging the tune, but the words seem easy enough
Think "the animals came in two by two" but I wont comment further as I know we shouldn't discuss Covid on this messageboard

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:18 pm
by mybloodisclaret
Max and Wout twist it baby like the Motherwell fans at Ibrox would be class. I go in the CFS and don't take the marching powder, so could try and get it going, although I will have had some beers.

Wout Weghorst's on fire would be awesome if we could build some more words around it?!

https://youtu.be/RF0HhrwIwp0

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:20 pm
by ClaretAL
I think the tears for fears one is the best so far ...

WOUT WOUT LET IT ALL OUT
HE IS THE PLAYER WE CANT DO WITHOUT
COME ON WE ARE SCORING AGAIN COME ON

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 8:33 am
by Zlatan
Devils_Advocate wrote:
Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:02 pm
Think "the animals came in two by two" but I wont comment further as I know we shouldn't discuss Covid on this messageboard
???

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:18 pm
by Quicknick
V V pronounced Vay Vay followed by three claps, old-school style.

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:29 pm
by MACCA
The Wout , the Wout, the Wout is on fire 🔥

Repeat.

To the tune of the roof is on fire, potential for a 2nd line, buy I'm not a lyrical genius.

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:34 pm
by NewClaret
Like the two above. Nicked off twitter but also like,

Oooh Pacey, he knew what he’s worth
Wout Weghorst is the best on earth
The Flying Dutchman is all that we need
Keeping the Clarets in the Premier League

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:47 pm
by Andreshotboots
"You are the one and only" by Chesney Hawkes? 😉

Re: Songs for the new signing

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:58 pm
by Nonayforever
For it to be used on the Turf it has to be a bit coarse - hence ;-

Number 9 Vout is a big Dutch man
Fu####g get near him , if you think you can
cross the fu####g ball and he'll score a goal
that's our ......... big Vout !