It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 2:59 pm
Weghorst is a donkey …
Wood would have been offside or never in those positions
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It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
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Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 3:01 pm
Wood would have been offside or never in those positions
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 3:01 pm
Bore off
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 3:01 pm
Go for a long walk , really
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 3:01 pm
Go an take your face for a ****.
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 3:01 pm
It would have been 3-3
Some people just forget the chances Liverpool make
Some people just forget the chances Liverpool make
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 3:03 pm
Who?
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 3:07 pm
What would you moan about then
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 3:11 pm
Would it f**k.
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 3:54 pm
To them maybe. Great to have someone in the team who can bring others into play.
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:01 pm
Op needs a name change to PadihamThickHead
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:01 pm
Aye! course it would, I must be missing all those goals Chris Wood is scoring for Newcastle.
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:03 pm
Wood will be in the PL next season, I'm still pleased we got 25-27 million for him though, offered nothing all season
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:09 pm
Wood still hasn’t scored for Newcastle.
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:11 pm
In the PL maybe, but he'll be spending plenty of time on the Newcastle bench. And he also missed some good chances today.Vegas Claret wrote: ↑Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:03 pmWood will be in the PL next season, I'm still pleased we got 25-27 million for him though, offered nothing all season
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:15 pm
If Weghorst is a donkey, Wood is a Shitzu
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:15 pm
As if it would have been 3-1 if Wood was playing 
He offered nothing for the most part this season. Weghorst offers us something different but I’m not convinced he’ll score many.
He offered nothing for the most part this season. Weghorst offers us something different but I’m not convinced he’ll score many.Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:35 pm
OP is on an obvious wind up. However, Chris Wood would have scored on that first chance Weghorst had where he should have just dinked it over Allison. Thought Weghorst was a threat today and his decision making in the final third will surely improve and I will bet he will get close to ten goals between now and the end of the season.
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:36 pm
No he wouldn’t, his first touch would have seen the next touch a 50-50 with Allison.Jamesy wrote: ↑Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:35 pmOP is on an obvious wind up. However, Chris Wood would have scored on that first chance Weghorst had where he should have just dinked it over Allison. Thought Weghorst was a threat today and his decision making in the final third will surely improve and I will bet he will get close to ten goals between now and the end of the season.
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:40 pm
OP reminds me of another Padiham Thickneck who eventually got banned. Maybe he’s back under a couple of new names. How many has Wood scored for Newcastle ?
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:57 pm
Far better footballer than Wood, and to say he's had a couple of weeks in a new team, in a new league in a new country, I think he's done well, unfortunate not to have a goal or 2 to his name v excellent opposition
I've got him down for 20 goals in the championship next season.
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 6:23 pm
Chris Wood.
He would be on MINUS goals by now.
Chris Wood would've scored today....
There's some utter shite posted on this board, and i'll be honest, i have posted some of it myself, but shag me sideways Chris Wood scores today....
There wasn't enough chances in the whole of the PL today for that lad to score.
He would be on MINUS goals by now.
Chris Wood would've scored today....
There's some utter shite posted on this board, and i'll be honest, i have posted some of it myself, but shag me sideways Chris Wood scores today....
There wasn't enough chances in the whole of the PL today for that lad to score.Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 6:25 pm
It doesn't really matter, CW didn't want to play for Burnley.
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 6:45 pm
We ????
Chris Wood never played for Wroverrs, Saxo?
Chris Wood never played for Wroverrs, Saxo?
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 6:57 pm
Look at me , Look at me , everybody Look at me !!!
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 6:57 pm
Clearly a troll fisherman, don't jump on the hook
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 7:00 pm
PTN is a Nob
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2022 12:48 am
Bump!
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2022 12:49 am
Sorry!
Re: It would be 3-1 if we had Chris Wood
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2022 6:26 am
Can we reopen the prick list?