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Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
by PadihamThickNeck
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
by DCWat
Oh **** off

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:23 pm
by randomclaret2
PadihamThickNeck wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.
Very very Silly

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:23 pm
by taio
Shut it you idiot

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:23 pm
by NewClaret
DCWat wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Oh **** off
Not a claret. Ignore.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:24 pm
by bobinho
DCWat wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Oh **** off
It’s a shame this thread won’t last DC, because you could actually break the record for the most “likes” ever.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:24 pm
by tiger76
Our best displays of the season in the last couple of games versus Man Utd and Liverpool, and people spout this nonsense.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:24 pm
by burnleymik
If you can't see the positives from that game, where we were well on top against one of the best sides in Europe, there is something wrong with you.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:25 pm
by DCWat
NewClaret wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:23 pm
Not a claret. Ignore.
I wouldn’t usually bite, nor respond in such a way. It annoyed me after a decent display from many of our team, today.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:25 pm
by gsyclaret
you should be called padiham thickhead you kn0b

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:25 pm
by Wile E Coyote
PadihamThickNeck wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.

I assume these aren't our matchday programme player profile notes ?

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:27 pm
by CoolClaret
Thick neck, smooth brain

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:28 pm
by Buxtonclaret
Pretty sure some posters who start threads with the utter bullsheet are watching anything but football.
Beggars belief.

And I'm not much better responding to such crap.
No more beer for me today. :twisted:

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:29 pm
by RVclaret
You are becoming the most boring poster on here, and that is saying something

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:29 pm
by LS7
Just need to sort the scoring problem but probably not enough runway left now. Then regroup in the summer to go again.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:30 pm
by Jakubclaret
There’s stiff competition.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:31 pm
by fanzone
What a two hat

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:35 pm
by Leisure
CoolClaret wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:27 pm
Thick neck, smooth brain
No brain.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:37 pm
by claretandbluesky
What about Collins Padi ?

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:38 pm
by RalphCoatesComb
I'll take the bait

F*** OFF !

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:39 pm
by Billy Balfour
Another needy troll shitting up the place. Nowt new, eh.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:40 pm
by HahaYeah
Got a lot of bites so far :roll:

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:42 pm
by Burnley1989
There’s a reason you're on your own with that summary

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:43 pm
by pushpinpussy
PadihamThickNeck wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.
Have you nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon in Padiham than come on here all day spouting absolute crap. Could you not try and jump in the river calder or something. It flows very fast this time of the year down near where Kwik Save used to be.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:46 pm
by bfcjg
Thick by name thick by nature.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:49 pm
by Bosscat
PadihamThickNeck wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.
you are a complete and utter ****

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:51 pm
by arise_sir_charge
PadihamThickNeck contributions to this board today giving a fine example to the perils of drinking on an empty head.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:54 pm
by Buxtonclaret
HahaYeah wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:40 pm
Got a lot of bites so far :roll:
I know.
I'm blaming early beer. :?

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:55 pm
by Taffy on the wing
PadihamThickNeck wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.
Someone forgot to take his meds today!

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:55 pm
by PremierLeagueClass
This is the most united the board has been for a long time :D

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:55 pm
by clarethomer
Should have gone coat shopping instead I think.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:58 pm
by warksclaret
If we could score more frequently we would be where Palace or Leeds are in the League. We could be the side that gets relegated with the fewest goals conceded

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:01 pm
by Quickenthetempo
The boards wind up merchant.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:02 pm
by Sozturf7
Can I join in Pxxxk

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:03 pm
by tiger76
warksclaret wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:58 pm
If we could score more frequently we would be where Palace or Leeds are in the League. We could be the side that gets relegated with the fewest goals conceded
Nail on the head, we've suffered several narrow defeats this season, when with better finishing we'd have likely won 2 or 3 more games.

And we've also not won the games we'd normally expect to especially against the lower sides.

17 goals in 21 tells it's own story I'm afraid.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:03 pm
by Burnley1989
Quickenthetempo wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:01 pm
The boards wind up merchant.
Unfortunately he’s not even on the wind up

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:04 pm
by JonBerro
PadihamThickNeck wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.
go and support accy then

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:04 pm
by Roosterbooster
I'm doing myself a favour and blocking this idiot once and for all

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:05 pm
by burnley007
I totally understand the OP, although I don't agree.
It's hard to watch your team go so long without winning, especially if you're used to us being decent.
I'm sure he'll calm down by breakfast

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:11 pm
by Burt
PadihamThickNeck wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.
Go & cry into your Canada Goose

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:15 pm
by PremierLeagueClass
Quickenthetempo wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:01 pm
The boards wind up merchant.
Wouldn’t give him that much credit. Just not a very bright fellow.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:15 pm
by Quickenthetempo
Burnley1989 wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:03 pm
Unfortunately he’s not even on the wind up
He only ever posts slagging the fans off or team.

When he's not getting enough attention he posts about getting a 900 quid jacket.
But even that didn't work. He got lots of replies of suitable alternatives that would save him lots of money instead of the bites he craved.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:16 pm
by Jimmymaccer
:idea:
PadihamThickNeck wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.
Yawn.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:16 pm
by Burnley1989
Quickenthetempo wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:15 pm
He only ever posts slagging the fans off or team.

When he's not getting enough attention he posts about getting a 900 quid jacket.
But even that didn't work. He got lots of replies of suitable alternatives that would save him lots of money instead of the bites he craved.
I was convinced it was Cutsy but his spelling isn’t poor enough

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:26 pm
by Stayingup
PadihamThickNeck wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.
i


I said before delete the neck part and there you have it.

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:30 pm
by Lancasterclaret
What a load of ******** from the OP

Sadly standard for his contributions

File under the other idiots I think

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:31 pm
by Sheedyclaret
Some of your player assessments are correct we have stood still for 3 years but some are absolute ********

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:32 pm
by Top Claret
Quickenthetempo wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:15 pm
He only ever posts slagging the fans off or team.

When he's not getting enough attention he posts about getting a 900 quid jacket.
But even that didn't work. He got lots of replies of suitable alternatives that would save him lots of money instead of the bites he craved.
He never leaves his Padiham bed sit

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:33 pm
by Newcastleclaret93
A lot of your points are accurate but the way you have portrayed that view is brutal.

Good grafters and honest footballers just unfortunately not the required standard anymore

Re: Our team is awful

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:36 pm
by AlargeClaret
The OP is clearly having a nervous breakdown and is almost streaming it via the forum . Needs to get out of his dressing gown , take a shower and ffs change those undies