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FOODBANK TODAY!!!!! - Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:05 pm
by jdrobbo
Well I’m not actually in need of a visit to the penis clinic, but whilst I have your attention, could I please ask for one favour…
If you can afford to do so, please bring a single item (or more) to the CLARETS FOR FOODBANKS collection tomorrow, before our game against Man City.
I’ll be on duty with West Yorkshire Clarets and if Devils Advocate comes and introduces himself, shakes my hand and proves his identity, I’ll donate £10 to the cause, I too if the carrier bag full of things that I’ll be contributing.
Please, please, please, put a reminder on your phone RIGHT NOW, for a few minutes before you’re due to leave and make sure that your tin makes its way into one of our eight bins.
Thank you!!!
Now about that penis clinic….
UP THE CLARETS
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Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:32 pm
by beddie
Thanks for the reminder jdr ill get them organised now.
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:35 pm
by jdrobbo
beddie wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:32 pm
Thanks for the reminder jdr ill get them organised now.
A pleasure… get that reminder on your phone. My stuff is all in the spare room, so need the reminder on my phone….about the Foodbank contribution, not my gland.
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:36 pm
by claretburns
Perfect thread title
will definitely bring a few tins along.
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:36 pm
by Spiral
Just to be clear, I'm to donate my penis to the foodbank?
I mean...I can't exactly say it'll provide anyone much sustenance, but every little helps I suppose.
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:54 pm
by Rowls
Lol at the blatant clickbaiting headline
Keep up the good work everybody involved in the foodbank.
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:55 pm
by jdrobbo
Spiral wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:36 pm
Just to be clear, I'm to donate my penis to the foodbank?
I mean...I can't exactly say it'll provide anyone much sustenance, but every little helps I suppose.
No, but a few Peperami would work
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:56 pm
by jdrobbo
Rowls wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:54 pm
Lol at the blatant clickbaiting headline
Keep up the good work everybody involved in the foodbank.
Needs must. Pre-pandemic, we had momentum and we were returning bins 60-100-% full.
At present we’re returning bins well under 50%. We need that mindset re-instilling.
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:01 pm
by jdrobbo
claretburns wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:36 pm
Perfect thread title
will definitely bring a few tins along.
Good man, but don’t forget
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:10 pm
by Awayfromburnley
jdrobbo wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:56 pm
Needs must. Pre-pandemic, we had momentum and we were returning bins 60-100-% full.
At present we’re returning bins well under 50%. We need that mindset re-instilling.
Unfortunately a sad reflection of where we are at. Partly apathy, partly more struggling too.
Great cause. Well done.
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:19 pm
by Leisure
John - Can you just remind people of where the bins will be located and during what times? Also, if someone arrives and it's after the bins have been taken away, is there still somewhere where donations can be left?
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:19 pm
by the_fat_shearer
Spiral wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:36 pm
Just to be clear, I'm to donate my penis to the foodbank?
I mean...I can't exactly say it'll provide anyone much sustenance, but every little helps I suppose.
I'm glad you went with the Tesco phrase of "every little helps" rather than Sainsbury's range of "Taste the difference"...
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:26 pm
by jdrobbo
Leisure wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:19 pm
John - Can you just remind people of where the bins will be located and during what times? Also, if someone arrives and it's after the bins have been taken away, is there still somewhere where donations can be left?
Of course…
Four bins situated outside club shop
Two bins situated higher up outside the away entrance
Two bins situated on Ormerod yard
Any donations arriving after 2:45 pm can be taken directly to the container next to the fan zone, where community staff will gratefully take them from you.
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:39 pm
by Herts Clarets
Is this before every home game or just select ones? I am up for the Everton game on Wednesday if there is a collection then...
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:44 pm
by jdrobbo
Just kick-offs between 2 and 5:30pm at present. I’m sure you could drop it off with someone though. Perhaps Tony will be able to answer that one
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 4:00 pm
by ClaretTony
Awayfromburnley wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:10 pm
Unfortunately a sad reflection of where we are at. Partly apathy, partly more struggling too.
Great cause. Well done.
It's been more difficult this year - we weren't allowed to do any food collections until the Palace game in November and then it has been so stop/start with a lot of midweek games too. There's been less publicity for it as well which hasn't helped. But we are out and about for the remaining afternoon games this season.
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 4:04 pm
by Hipper
I once saw a recipe for Penis Pie in The Daily Telegraph. I was working at an old people's place at the time so I put it up on the notice board under 'Today's Menu'. Unfortunately the secretary took it down before the old biddies could see it.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/penises-you-can-eat
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 4:16 pm
by Rowls
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 4:00 pm
It's been more difficult this year - we weren't allowed to do any food collections until the Palace game in November and then it has been so stop/start with a lot of midweek games too. There's been less publicity for it as well which hasn't helped. But we are out and about for the remaining afternoon games this season.
jdrobbo wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:44 pm
Just kick-offs between 2 and 5:30pm at present. I’m sure you could drop it off with someone though. Perhaps Tony will be able to answer that one
Are there any specific items you'd particularly welcome?
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 4:50 pm
by Bosscat
jdrobbo wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:05 pm
Well I’m not actually in need of a visit to the penis clinic, but whilst I have your attention, could I please ask for one favour…
If you can afford to do so, please bring a single item (or more) to the CLARETS FOR FOODBANKS collection tomorrow, before our game against Man City.
I’ll be on duty with West Yorkshire Clarets and if Devils Advocate comes and introduces himself, shakes my hand and proves his identity, I’ll donate £10 to the cause, I too if the carrier bag full of things that I’ll be contributing.
Please, please, please, put a reminder on your phone RIGHT NOW, for a few minutes before you’re due to leave and make sure that your tin makes its way into one of our eight bins.
Thank you!!!
Now about that penis clinic….
UP THE CLARETS
E75C459F-511A-4D79-8D37-F0A232683360.jpeg
3F8B9B6E-0282-47B8-A205-7FCFB73727D7.jpeg
Two things not usually seen in the same sentence "Devils Advocate and Penis" where its not someone calling him a **ck ... wow
....
Got my tin for the bin ready
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 5:56 pm
by jdrobbo
Excellent….don’t forget to set a reminder
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 5:57 pm
by jdrobbo
Rowls wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 4:16 pm
Are there any specific items you'd particularly welcome?
Non-perishables,
Toiletries…shower gel, shampoo, toothpaste
Pet food
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 5:58 pm
by jdrobbo
Bosscat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 4:50 pm
Two things not usually seen in the same sentence "Devils Advocate and Penis" where its not someone calling him a **ck ... wow
....
Got my tin for the bin ready
I will gladly shake his hand if he comes to say hi
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:39 pm
by ClaretTony
One of my neighbours has just dropped off a bag full for me to bring down with mine tomorrow.
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:43 pm
by boatshed bill
Spiral wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:36 pm
Just to be clear, I'm to donate my penis to the foodbank?
I mean...I can't exactly say it'll provide anyone much sustenance, but every little helps I suppose.
Coq au vin?
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:49 pm
by jdrobbo
I’m afraid that that coq is perishable
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:24 pm
by dougcollins
You can probably get tinned Coc au Vin.
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:26 pm
by boatshed bill
dougcollins wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:24 pm
You can probably get tinned Coc au Vin.
No. Boil In The Bag
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:28 pm
by Rowls
dougcollins wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:24 pm
You can probably get tinned Coc au Vin.
Indeed you can and it's half decent.
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:51 pm
by jdrobbo
Bump!
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2022 9:48 am
by jdrobbo
Reminder
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2022 11:27 am
by IanMcL
Armed and ready. Bump to keep it in folks minds.
Re: Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2022 12:27 pm
by jdrobbo
Bump!!
Re: FOODBANK TODAY!!!!! - Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2022 12:58 pm
by jdrobbo
Final bump
Re: FOODBANK TODAY!!!!! - Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2022 9:18 am
by alboclaret
Will this also be in operation on Wednesday.
Re: FOODBANK TODAY!!!!! - Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2022 3:28 pm
by IanMcL
When I made my drop on Saturday, the bin had little inside.
Big effort Wednesday. Come on you Clarets
Re: FOODBANK TODAY!!!!! - Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2022 4:08 pm
by beddie
alboclaret wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 9:18 am
Will this also be in operation on Wednesday.
Further up the thread it says Just kick-offs between 2 and 5:30pm at present.
Re: FOODBANK TODAY!!!!! - Penis Clinic - Setting a reminder on a mobile phone
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2022 6:04 pm
by ClaretTony
alboclaret wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 9:18 am
Will this also be in operation on Wednesday.
No - just isn't possible to get volunteers down there in time but for the next weekend game Leisure will be leading Accy Clarets on duty with Central Lancs Clarets (West Ham) and North Manchester Clarets (Newcastle) to follow.
