Jaunty Maxwell flavoured tune

[kindonesque]

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down one Toffee heads
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that Everton were dead

[chekhov]

It’s very good. Small spelling correction however: it’s Maxwel.

[randomclaret2]

Written by an Evertonian

[2 Bee Holed]

Ever since we signed him several people have suggested a song along the lines of this Beatles song.

Can I remind people, this is a song about a sick homicidal maniac serial killer, who killed people by hitting them with a hammer.
I'm not sure it's appropriate.

[Nipples]

Leeds away we changed the Defour song for Cornet and I kindal liked it. Must be the only player whos had two songs.

[JohnMac]

Ever since we signed him several people have suggested a song along the lines of this Beatles song.

Can I remind people, this is a song about a sick homicidal maniac serial killer, who killed people by hitting them with a hammer.
I'm not sure it's appropriate.

You know it isn't about a real serial killer though, yea?

[2 Bee Holed]

You know it isn't about a real serial killer though, yea?

If I didn't before, I do now.

Although, the song is still about a fictitious insane serial killer, who kills people by hitting them with a hammer.

I still don't think it's appropriate.

[bfcjg]

Why the F we need a song every time someone has a good game is beyond me.

[Funkydrummer]

Why the F we need a song every time someone has a good game is beyond me.

Just don't sing it then if you're not fussed.

Simple really.

Not you, the solution/principle BTW.

[bfcjg]

But what are the changes realistically of a song like the OP ever getting sung ?

[Funkydrummer]

But what are the changes realistically of a song like the OP ever getting sung ?

Going off past attempts, not very high, especially at the correct tempo !!!

Dare to dream though.

[NewClaret]

We REALLY need some better songs for Maxwel / Vout.

Ole ole ole and Voooooooooot just not good enough.

[bobinho]

If I didn't before, I do now.

Although, the song is still about a fictitious insane serial killer, who kills people by hitting them with a hammer.

I still don't think it's appropriate.

Just so you know….there’s a pretty good chance that there’s other things happening in the world of fiction you are going to find inappropriate too. There real world is also pretty harsh.

Just helping to prepare you. Forewarned is forearmed so to speak.

[2 Bee Holed]

Just so you know….there’s a pretty good chance that there’s other things happening in the world of fiction you are going to find inappropriate too. There real world is also pretty harsh.

Just helping to prepare you. Forewarned is forearmed so to speak.

If only you knew, I think you'd be begging for forgiveness.