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Jaunty Maxwell flavoured tune
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2022 10:12 pm
by kindonesque
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down one Toffee heads
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that Everton were dead
Re: Jaunty Maxwell flavoured tune
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2022 10:16 pm
by chekhov
It’s very good. Small spelling correction however: it’s Maxwel.
Re: Jaunty Maxwell flavoured tune
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2022 10:28 pm
by randomclaret2
Written by an Evertonian
Re: Jaunty Maxwell flavoured tune
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2022 11:06 pm
by 2 Bee Holed
Ever since we signed him several people have suggested a song along the lines of this Beatles song.
Can I remind people, this is a song about a sick homicidal maniac serial killer, who killed people by hitting them with a hammer.
I'm not sure it's appropriate.
Re: Jaunty Maxwell flavoured tune
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2022 12:23 pm
by Nipples
Leeds away we changed the Defour song for Cornet and I kindal liked it. Must be the only player whos had two songs.
Re: Jaunty Maxwell flavoured tune
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2022 11:55 pm
by JohnMac
2 Bee Holed wrote: ↑Thu Apr 07, 2022 11:06 pm
Ever since we signed him several people have suggested a song along the lines of this Beatles song.
Can I remind people, this is a song about a sick homicidal maniac serial killer, who killed people by hitting them with a hammer.
I'm not sure it's appropriate.
You know it isn't about a real serial killer though, yea?
Re: Jaunty Maxwell flavoured tune
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:01 am
by 2 Bee Holed
JohnMac wrote: ↑Fri Apr 08, 2022 11:55 pm
You know it isn't about a real serial killer though, yea?
If I didn't before, I do now.
Although, the song is still about a fictitious insane serial killer, who kills people by hitting them with a hammer.
I still don't think it's appropriate.
Re: Jaunty Maxwell flavoured tune
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:18 am
by bfcjg
Why the F we need a song every time someone has a good game is beyond me.
Re: Jaunty Maxwell flavoured tune
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:23 am
by Funkydrummer
bfcjg wrote: ↑Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:18 am
Why the F we need a song every time someone has a good game is beyond me.
Just don't sing it then if you're not fussed.
Simple really.
Not you, the solution/principle BTW.
Re: Jaunty Maxwell flavoured tune
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:25 am
by bfcjg
But what are the changes realistically of a song like the OP ever getting sung ?
Re: Jaunty Maxwell flavoured tune
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:28 am
by Funkydrummer
bfcjg wrote: ↑Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:25 am
But what are the changes realistically of a song like the OP ever getting sung ?
Going off past attempts, not very high, especially at the correct tempo !!!
Dare to dream though.
Re: Jaunty Maxwell flavoured tune
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:35 am
by NewClaret
We REALLY need some better songs for Maxwel / Vout.
Ole ole ole and Voooooooooot just not good enough.
Re: Jaunty Maxwell flavoured tune
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:56 am
by bobinho
2 Bee Holed wrote: ↑Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:01 am
If I didn't before, I do now.
Although, the song is still about a fictitious insane serial killer, who kills people by hitting them with a hammer.
I still don't think it's appropriate.
Just so you know….there’s a pretty good chance that there’s other things happening in the world of fiction you are going to find inappropriate too. There real world is also pretty harsh.
Just helping to prepare you. Forewarned is forearmed so to speak.
Re: Jaunty Maxwell flavoured tune
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2022 11:36 am
by 2 Bee Holed
bobinho wrote: ↑Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:56 am
Just so you know….there’s a pretty good chance that there’s other things happening in the world of fiction you are going to find inappropriate too. There real world is also pretty harsh.
Just helping to prepare you. Forewarned is forearmed so to speak.
If only you knew, I think you'd be begging for forgiveness.