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Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:21 pm
by ClaretTony
This is what he will be walking into
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Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:24 pm
by ClaretMov
I could just see Tarkowski in a dress
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:24 pm
by Zlatan
Is that Claire Balding on the left?
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:31 pm
by randomclaret2
The more mediocre the player, the more attention seeking the outfit
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:31 pm
by elwaclaret
Their taste is clearly all in their mouths.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:32 pm
by ClaretTony
Zlatan wrote: ↑Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:24 pm
Is that Claire Balding on the left?
I’d seen that comparison
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:36 pm
by gawthorpe_view
Zlatan wrote: ↑Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:24 pm
Is that Claire Balding on the left?
Young Michael Fabricant.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:37 pm
by Paulclaret
When did Tom Davies become a 60 year old wearing his pyjamas and dressing gown to go out?
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:43 pm
by andyh
I wouldn’t wish it on Tarky again but I would love Everton to be relegated.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:48 pm
by BackoffDave
Gonna take a punt and say most commenting on here are middle aged to OAP and spend 95% of the time wearing a polo shirt/football top that barely contains their beer belly, with a pair of old school blue grandad jeans, and either sh*t black shoes or slippers?
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:56 pm
by Bosscat
BackoffDave wrote: ↑Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:48 pm
Gonna take a punt and say most commenting on here are middle aged to OAP and spend 95% of the time wearing a polo shirt/football top that barely contains their beer belly, with a pair of old school blue grandad jeans, and either sh*t black shoes or slippers?
We now get a picture of your wardrobe choices Dave
What are old school blue Grandad Jeans ...
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 6:09 pm
by Guller Bull
This thread feels like bait.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 6:09 pm
by ClaretAndJew
Like they've got dressed in the dark.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 6:40 pm
by Bosscat
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 6:43 pm
by ClaretCliff
BackoffDave wrote: ↑Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:48 pm
Gonna take a punt and say most commenting on here are middle aged to OAP and spend 95% of the time wearing a polo shirt/football top that barely contains their beer belly, with a pair of old school blue grandad jeans, and either sh*t black shoes or slippers?
I’ll also take a punt and say that most commentating on here are people who know how to get dressed without looking a complete tw*t.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 6:45 pm
by what_no_pies
Live and let live.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 6:54 pm
by karatekid
A fool and his money are easily parted.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 7:07 pm
by Woodleyclaret
Everton are already in xxxxcreek without Richalison and if Dive Dive Gordon leaves they are serious relegation candidates .Tarks was seriously deluded if he thinks this once great team will give him a route to the World Cup.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 7:23 pm
by Barlickclaret
Everton will be safe, the prem bend over backwards to change there ko times to suit them, or ban there players in season after.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 7:39 pm
by Leisure
karatekid wrote: ↑Sun Jul 10, 2022 6:54 pm
A tool and his money are easily parted.
Corrected that for you.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:18 pm
by Stayingup
BackoffDave wrote: ↑Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:48 pm
Gonna take a punt and say most commenting on here are middle aged to OAP and spend 95% of the time wearing a polo shirt/football top that barely contains their beer belly, with a pair of old school blue grandad jeans, and either sh*t black shoes or slippers?
You might want to take a punt on the under 40' s that go in my local nowadays. Grossly overweight, shaved heads or jusy bald from eating junk food, tattooed all over even on the heads and barely comprehensible when they do actually try to speak and empty headed. Not all of course but generally standards have dropped dramatically and not just a few.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:31 pm
by AwayClaret
I mean I'm all for people being comfortable in their own style of clothing but WTF!
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:34 pm
by k90bfc
Best of luck!
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:35 pm
by Longsidelenny1882
I wear an outfit like Davies but never leave the house in it utc
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:42 pm
by TomtheClaret
WTAF
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 10:21 pm
by bfcjg
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He's just spotted them, penny for his thoughts., mine would be FFS from Ben Mee,Bardsley and Pieters to the three Amigos.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 10:29 pm
by Fenwick
From left to right; Rupert the Bear, Grange Hill, Dr Who
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 11:05 pm
by dsr
Stayingup wrote: ↑Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:18 pm
You might want to take a punt on the under 40' s that go in my local nowadays. Grossly overweight, shaved heads or jusy bald from eating junk food, tattooed all over even on the heads and barely comprehensible when they do actually try to speak and empty headed. Not all of course but generally standards have dropped dramatically and not just a few.
I learned something about people who have tattoos on faces, piercings, shaved heads, overweight, and so forth, when a couple like that moved in next door to me.
I learned that they are nice, pleasant, friendly, good neighbours, and are just normal people with different tastes in personal appearance from me.
(Mind you, that Everton trio ...
)
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 8:12 am
by UpTheClaretsFCBK
Fenwick wrote: ↑Sun Jul 10, 2022 10:29 pm
From left to right; Rupert the Bear, Grange Hill, Dr Who
3. Sherlock Homeless
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 8:33 am
by Steve1956
Footballers never had any taste did they?
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Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 11:42 am
by longsidetrumpet
Stayingup wrote: ↑Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:18 pm
You might want to take a punt on the under 40' s that go in my local nowadays. Grossly overweight, shaved heads or jusy bald from eating junk food, tattooed all over even on the heads and barely comprehensible when they do actually try to speak and empty headed. Not all of course but generally standards have dropped dramatically and not just a few.
Can you go bald from eating junk food?
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 12:21 pm
by KRBFC
Barlickclaret wrote: ↑Sun Jul 10, 2022 7:23 pm
Everton will be safe, the prem bend over backwards to change there ko times to suit them, or ban there players in season after.
That's absolute ********, the PL changed kick off times meant we played BEFORE Everton nearly every week, that absolutely should have benefitted us.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 12:44 pm
by Cleveleys_claret
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:21 pm
This is what he will be walking into
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As horrific as these outfits are they are what they feel comfortable in and allows them to fully express themselves. As a sufferer of Mental Health Tony I thought you would be above ridiculing others
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 12:51 pm
by longsidetrumpet
Deserve ridiculing they look proper kn@bs
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 12:53 pm
by Rileybobs
Worth just noting that at least two of these outfits were for fashion shoots. Either way, who cares. Makes a change from the generic footballer designer gear.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 12:54 pm
by Middle-agedClaret
Cleveleys_claret wrote: ↑Tue Jul 12, 2022 12:44 pm
As horrific as these outfits are they are what they feel comfortable in and allows them to fully express themselves. As a sufferer of Mental Health Tony I thought you would be above ridiculing others
I can only hope this is an attempt at a cast…
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 1:10 pm
by Jamesy
Cleveleys_claret wrote: ↑Tue Jul 12, 2022 12:44 pm
As horrific as these outfits are they are what they feel comfortable in and allows them to fully express themselves. As a sufferer of Mental Health Tony I thought you would be above ridiculing others
And who said humour was dead eh?
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 1:12 pm
by ClaretTony
Cleveleys_claret wrote: ↑Tue Jul 12, 2022 12:44 pm
As horrific as these outfits are they are what they feel comfortable in and allows them to fully express themselves. As a sufferer of Mental Health Tony I thought you would be above ridiculing others
No wonder I’ve spent much of the last 24 hours contemplating shutting this message board down.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:06 pm
by Cleveleys_claret
Apologies if I have offended anyone. I just dont know what what someone is wearing has anything to do with anybody else. Everyone is different and that's what makes the world an amazing place
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:30 pm
by Jamesy
Cleveleys_claret wrote: ↑Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:06 pm
Apologies if I have offended anyone. I just dont know what what someone is wearing has anything to do with anybody else. Everyone is different and that's what makes the world an amazing place
But you are missing the point, it’s humour. And once of a day humour made the world a better place. The world won’t be such an amazing place if we cannot laugh now and again. I’m sure these three will laugh in years to come when they look back at these photos.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:36 pm
by Steve1956
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Tue Jul 12, 2022 1:12 pm
No wonder I’ve spent much of the last 24 hours contemplating shutting this message board down.
Bit drastic Tony the good ones far outweigh the bellends on here....just ban them and their IP address...to many bellends get banned and return almost immediately under a new guise...don't let the b@stards get you down.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:41 pm
by Jamesy
Steve1956 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:36 pm
Bit drastic Tony the good ones far outweigh the bellends on here....just ban them and their IP address...to many bellends get banned and return almost immediately under a new guise...don't let the b@stards get you down.
How do they come back under a new guise? Their IP address is blocked too. I was banned for a year for which I am not proud but I couldn’t create another account as my IP address was blocked.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:46 pm
by Rileybobs
Jamesy wrote: ↑Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:41 pm
How do they come back under a new guise? Their IP address is blocked too. I was banned for a year for which I am not proud but I couldn’t create another account as my IP address was blocked.
VPN at a guess.
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:48 pm
by fidelcastro
How many usernames has Frank had now?
Re: Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:56 pm
by Rileybobs
fidelcastro wrote: ↑Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:48 pm
How many usernames has Frank had now?
As you can tell, rebranding the name is the easy thing - the image is another question entirely.
