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Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 1:18 pm
by Steve1956
Following on from the healthy previous 2 tinned counts of Olives & Mandarin,we stay on the health kick with Tesco's finest peach slices,this game will be our toughest so far so let's get behind Kompany's boys with a rousing TFC ...guesses in by 6 pm on Friday.
UTC.
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Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 1:25 pm
by Steve1956
Banter is allowed
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 1:28 pm
by Falcon
I'm worried about this being the 'peak of the season' - what if we lose? That's a terrible peak!
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 1:28 pm
by Bosscat
18 Fuzzy Peach Slices
181 mls of Sticky Sugary Syrup
This should go a long way to 3 points on Friday night.
Cheers Steve for the Count (if no-one else steps up I will prepare a photo shoot on the LP catwalk for "Comestibles in a Can" for Friday tea time for next Tuesdays match v 'Ull City)
I've got some supermodels lined up for this season... your idea of a jar brings a multi-cultural feel to the count if its a success it opens up many ideas ... I for one are "Buzzin" at the very idea
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 1:29 pm
by Steve1956
Bosscat wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 1:28 pm
18 Fuzzy Peach Slices
181 mls of Sticky Sugary Syrup
This should go a long way to 3 points on Friday night.
Cheers Steve for the Count (if no-one else steps up I will prepare a photo shoot on the LP catwalk for "Comestibles in a Can" for Friday tea time for next Tuesdays match v 'Ull City)
I've got some supermodels lined up for this season... your idea of a jar brings a multi-cultural feel to the count if its a success it opens up many ideas ... I for one are "Buzzin" at the very idea
Triffic.
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 1:29 pm
by ClaretAndJew
21 slices
149 ml of juice
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 1:32 pm
by jdrobbo
19 slices
80ml syrup
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 1:32 pm
by Steve1956
Bosscat wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 1:28 pm
18 Fuzzy Peach Slices
181 mls of Sticky Sugary Syrup
This should go a long way to 3 points on Friday night.
Cheers Steve for the Count (if no-one else steps up I will prepare a photo shoot on the LP catwalk for "Comestibles in a Can" for Friday tea time for next Tuesdays match v 'Ull City)
I've got some supermodels lined up for this season... your idea of a jar brings a multi-cultural feel to the count if its a success it opens up many ideas ... I for one are "Buzzin" at the very idea
Jars my friend....its the future,just need a quirky title...over to you... according to you your the brains and I'm not
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 2:37 pm
by emersonian
24 peachy slices and 175ml of jooose!
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 2:56 pm
by Tricky Trevor
26 slivers of peach in 120ml joose.
Thx 4 the count Steve.
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 3:05 pm
by Eloise Laws
16 slices of peachy peachness
100 ml of juice
Hoping for another good game, 3 points and a happy message board later
UTC
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 3:19 pm
by Bosscat
As above we are looking into contents of jars as well as tins ... again rules need clarifying.
As in Tinned food counts ... number of items and amount of liquid ... but there are so many different options with jar content counts of tasty delights to mull over (no wonder I am a fat b'stard
)
Just need to come up with a witty title so over to you UTC comedians/comediennes
No points on offer but a mention in despatches for the best idea
More Volunteers wanted to do counts please
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 4:00 pm
by green_parrot
17 peach slices
180ml juice
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 4:02 pm
by MDWat
20 slices
151ml of jus
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 4:03 pm
by Zlatan
Eloise Laws wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 3:05 pm
16 slices of peachy peachness
100 ml of juice
Hoping for another good game, 3 points and a happy message board later
UTC
I'm going for 17 slices and 101 ml of jooooose
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 4:06 pm
by ClaretGeorgina
22 slices
170ml juice
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 4:41 pm
by Steve1956
Footnote to the Burnley v Luton TFC...I would like to thank each and every poster (NONE) that congratulated me on my 10 point haul which I achieved in that count.
I can assure you no cheating whatsoever took place...thanks ...much love happy counting xxx
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 5:04 pm
by BigF
23 slices
165 ml juice
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 5:07 pm
by bfcjg
14 slices, 139ml of peach p1ss. UTC.
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 5:12 pm
by vancouverclaret
15 and 118
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 5:13 pm
by Bosscat
Steve1956 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 4:41 pm
Footnote to the Burnley v Luton TFC...I would like to thank each and every poster (NONE) that congratulated me on my 10 point haul which I achieved in that count.
I can assure you no cheating whatsoever took place...thanks ...much love happy counting xxx
Oi I congratulated you (through gritted teeth mind you) I just didn't say so on here
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 5:47 pm
by Bosscat
Bosscat wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 5:13 pm
Oi I congratulated you (through gritted teeth mind you) I just didn't say so on here
Actually I did congratulate you on here ... I've just been back and checked
https://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboa ... 0#p1877908
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 6:22 pm
by Nonayforever
19 slices infused with 185mls nectar.
Exciting times.
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 6:54 pm
by bfcjg
Steve1956 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 4:41 pm
Footnote to the Burnley v Luton TFC...I would like to thank each and every poster (NONE) that congratulated me on my 10 point haul which I achieved in that count.
I can assure you no cheating whatsoever took place...thanks ...much love happy counting xxx
Congratulations Steve, hope the expense was worth it
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Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 7:04 pm
by Bosscat
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 7:32 pm
by Steve1956
bfcjg wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 6:54 pm
Congratulations Steve, hope the expense was worth it
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Thanks pal it was worth it
Top of the league
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 7:36 pm
by gawthorpe_view
Bosscat wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 3:19 pm
As above we are looking into contents of jars as well as tins ... again rules need clarifying.
You will also have to find a way of including jar counters who identify as tinned food counters.
In the spirit of inclusiveness of course.
One Count For All is the club motto I think.
Or something like that.
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 8:28 pm
by Longsider
23 slices and 111 ml juice.
Tough one this. Started off thinking they were peach halves and got ahead of myself. Mrs Longsider has been brought in to help with this one. She said she was pleasantly surprised the last time she opened a tin of peach slices, far more than she anticipated.
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 9:08 pm
by africlaret
21 slices
192 mls
UTC
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 9:15 pm
by Bosscat
gawthorpe_view wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 7:36 pm
You will also have to find a way of including jar counters who identify as tinned food counters.
In the spirit of inclusiveness of course.
One Count For All is the club motto I think.
Or something like that.
Maybe something like
L ove
G lass
B ut also
T ins
Q uite simple really
Remember kids ... a Tin is not just for counting and a Jar is not only for Jam ...
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2022 10:54 pm
by gawthorpe_view
Bosscat wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 9:15 pm
Maybe something like
L ove
G lass
B ut also
T ins
Q uite simple really
Remember kids ... a Tin is not just for counting and a Jar is not only for Jam ...
+
+ Joooosay.
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2022 7:37 am
by Hipper
gawthorpe_view wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 7:36 pm
You will also have to find a way of including jar counters who identify as tinned food counters.
In the spirit of inclusiveness of course.
One Count For All is the club motto I think.
Or something like that.
In the old days I counted blueberries in a plastic tray (with no joooose of course). How I got away with it I don't know.
I don't identify as a plastic tray counter but I like to have variety in my counting life.
Anyway:
10 peach slices
162ml joooose.
And, who believes that crap written on the tin - 'hand picked ..... for velvety sweetness at the peak of the season'. What on earth is 'velvety sweetness'?
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2022 7:49 am
by catcatcher
16 slices
160 ml of juice
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:17 am
by Brucefanclaret
25 slices in 122 ml of juice please. And thanks, Steve1956. UTC!
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:22 am
by gawthorpe_view
12 Non-binary Seggies
and
127 mls of Joooosay
Three points for sure whenever we play.
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:28 am
by Steve1956
Hipper wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 7:37 am
In the old days I counted blueberries in a plastic tray (with no joooose of course). How I got away with it I don't know.
I don't identify as a plastic tray counter but I like to have variety in my counting life.
Anyway:
10 peach slices
162ml joooose.
And, who believes that crap written on the tin - 'hand picked ..... for velvety sweetness at the peak of the season'. What on earth is 'velvety sweetness'?
Do you never stop moaning?.
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:46 am
by Dawlishclaret
Good morning all. My estimate is 27 slices and 169ml of juice.
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:48 am
by Hipper
Steve1956 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:28 am
Do you never stop moaning?.
A moan a day keeps you miserable.
I can't even get it to ryhme - or spell rhyme!
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2022 11:21 am
by Falcon
24 fuzzy bums
108mls bum joooooose
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2022 2:05 pm
by cricketfield73
13 peach slices
136ml juice
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2022 3:50 pm
by tarkys_ears
23 peaches
115 Jews
0g unauthorized cinnamon
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2022 11:32 am
by Steve1956
Hipper wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:48 am
A moan a day keeps you miserable.
I can't even get it to ryhme - or spell rhyme!
God loves a try Hipper..don't you ever change.
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2022 4:37 pm
by Cabbage
18 slices
140ml juice
UTC!
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:12 am
by Bosscat
Bumpetty bump bump bump
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 10:07 am
by Oppycat
A miserly 14 slices, swimming in 193ml of juice
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 1:01 pm
by Claretmisterg
Walking on the beaches looking at 22 peaches
and 142 ml of ooooozing joooooosiness
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 10:24 am
by Bosscat
Bump
Today I will be announcing Tuesdays "Comestible in a container" ... It might be a tad controversial so keep yer eyes peeled
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 3:26 pm
by Steve1956
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Draining has commenced,due to pressure from our respective spouses myself & Bosscat are looking around for volunteers to do a couple of these counts to take the pressure off our respective marriages as our wife's are getting increasingly annoyed at us requesting them to be on the look out for unsual items (Tins/Jars) everytime they set off to Tesco
Please could we have a volunteer for the one after the Hull game
I love my wife and I'm sure Bosscat loves his
PLEASE HELP US.
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 4:04 pm
by Eloise Laws
If you organise the count, I take it you are not allowed to guess….when my luck runs out (which will be very soon) I am happy to find a commodity to count and give it a go…..but I am lacking the technical skill to post a picture and how can I go to the pub 3 hours before ko if there are draining and counting duties to be done????
Re: Watford v Burnley Tinned food count Tesco peach slices in juice 410g
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 4:09 pm
by Steve1956
Eloise Laws wrote: ↑Fri Aug 12, 2022 4:04 pm
If you organise the count, I take it you are not allowed to guess….when my luck runs out (which will be very soon) I am happy to find a commodity to count and give it a go…..but I am lacking the technical skill to post a picture and how can I go to the pub 3 hours before ko if there are draining and counting duties to be done????
All those bonkers rules have been dumped we don't run a tight ship...its relaxed just do one in your own time and post the result b4 you set off for the game
Thanks for volunteering it would be good to keep it going.
And yes you can't enter your own count,it hasn't held me back
)
