Tinned Food Count. 02-09-2022 West Brom away. 198g tin of Jolly Green Giant Sweetcorn

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 10:47 am

Fridays count now open

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198g Tin of Jolly Green Giant Sweetcorn.

Usual Rules 5 points for correct/nearest Guesstinmate

This will be my last for a feww weeks as am on Holiday in September ...

Happy Guesstinating

UTC

Last guesses by 5.30pm on Friday 2nd as drainage will commence and results posted after

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 11:32 am

We need to get some more names on this leaderboard ...

I've been total garbage at guessing this season

nowt new there then

1.Dawlish Claret 20
2.EloiseLaws 15
3.AfricaClaret 10
4.ClaretMisterg 10
5.Steve1956 10
6.JDRobbo 10
7.Cabbage 5
8.GeorginaClaret 5
9.GreenParrot 5
10 Nonayforever 5
11.VancouverClaret 5
12.Zooniverser 5

jdrobbo · Post by **jdrobbo** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 11:47 am

Crikey, this is going to present a whole maize of difficulties

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 11:49 am

jdrobbo wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 11:47 am
Crikey, this is going to present a whole maize of difficulties

Very Corny pun that jdrobbo

Niblets ... number
Juice ... mls

I am thinking I may regret this one and should have thought it through but hey ho it was the wifes choice as the Corn is on the menu for Fridays Tea

Zlatan · Post by **Zlatan** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 11:50 am

345 pieces of yellow
123ml of joooose

Eloise Laws · Post by **Eloise Laws** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 11:52 am

A toughie i think but lets go

327 corn pieces
100 ml juice

3 points & everybody happy

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 12:09 pm

Wow! Ambitious... where I made a score line out of the Garlic Cloves BC ..you will be able to do a landscape painting with the corn......

..good luck Buddy
425 Corns
125ml of juice

Looked through the scores and I'm sure your score of 15 is correct EloiseLaws

Just to confirm the next 3 counts after this one will be done by
Norwich...EloiseLaws
Preston ...DawlishClaret
Bristol City...Steve1956
Cardiff......Someone please volunteer

After that Bossman will be back refreshed from his cruise,and he can then do one and badger a few more posters into having at pop at presenting the game...it's working......we are going to win this league...UTC.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 12:50 pm

One large green testicle, 87ml of blood/sperm
Hope no one's eating

431 bits of corn, 123 ml of yellow juice.
UTC.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 12:51 pm

1st 3 guesses for Friday nights game in.

Heres to a cracker

I might award bonus points for the "Corniest" Pun in the guesstinate

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BigF · Post by **BigF** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:00 pm

Corn pieces 245
Juice 175 ml

africlaret · Post by **africlaret** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:16 pm

231 pieces
132 mls
UTNC

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 3:42 pm

jdrobbo is winning with his "whole maize of difficulties" pun if he had made a guesstinate it might have counted

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 7:07 pm

Longsider · Post by **Longsider** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 11:21 pm

386 Corn bits
136 ml juice

green_parrot · Post by **green_parrot** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 12:20 am

458 corn
145ml juice

jdrobbo · Post by **jdrobbo** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 12:52 am

319 cornlets
70ml liquor

vancouverclaret · Post by **vancouverclaret** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 2:00 am

382 niblets 132 juice

Brucefanclaret · Post by **Brucefanclaret** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 8:54 am

279 corny bits and 79 ml of juice. Thanks, Bosscat. Another three points from the lads please. UTC!

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 9:50 am

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 12:09 pm
After that Bossman will be back refreshed from his cruise,and he can then do one and badger a few more posters into having at pop at presenting the game...it's working......we are going to win this league...UTC.

"he can then do one"

Ohhhhhh you mean do another Food count ... Silly me I thought you were telling me to go away in short sharp jerky movements

tbf you probably were

Dawlishclaret · Post by **Dawlishclaret** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 12:04 pm

Good afternoon all.
244 pieces and 36 ml of juice.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 12:48 pm

Dawlishclaret wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 01, 2022 12:04 pm
Good afternoon all.
244 pieces and 36 ml of juice.

Please folk just because Dawlishclaret has entered don't think "its all over and no point in entering cos he always wins" you have another 28+ hrs to get your guestinates in and see if you can beat him

Come on you Guesstinators we need 3 points again on Friday ... every guess is a helping hand for our gallant boys down in West Bromwich at The Hawthorns

UTC

ClaretGeorgina · Post by **ClaretGeorgina** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 12:49 pm

468 corn pieces
121ml juice

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 8:36 pm

Bump ... come on peeps ... 3 points at stake here (and a few pints tomorrow night with Stephen the Baggie in the Maypole Inn

)

Houseclaret · Post by **Houseclaret** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 10:42 pm

321 Corn bits
56ml Juice.
3 points for the boys. UTC

cricketfield73 · Post by **cricketfield73** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 9:32 am

409 corn bits
109ml juice

claretblue · Post by **claretblue** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 10:03 am

382 corn pieces
87ml juice

amaizing food count!

thanks for doing the count Boss!

UTC v WBA!

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 10:40 am

claretblue wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 02, 2022 10:03 am
382 corn pieces
87ml juice

amaizing food count!

thanks for doing the count Boss!

UTC v WBA!

Near on the pun front

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 1:53 pm

3.5 hours till drainage to het your guesstinates in

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 1:59 pm

16 guesstinators in so far come on peeps

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 4:01 pm

Bump ... just over an hour till drainage

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 4:04 pm

Last minute guess - finger in the air.

412 bits of mice food
110 mls corn juice

COYC

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 4:07 pm

17 guesstinators now (still a few missing)

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 5:00 pm

Almost last chance saloon for Guesstinators ...

Drainage to commence in T minus 30 minutes

Zooniverser · Post by **Zooniverser** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 5:06 pm

500 kernels
140ml joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 5:21 pm

18 guesstinators ... thats down on last few weeks but hey ho

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 5:23 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 02, 2022 5:21 pm
18 guesstinators ... thats down on last few weeks but hey ho

Complacency could jeopardise all the hard work Kompany is doing.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 5:28 pm

T- 2 minutes

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 5:31 pm

No more guesses ... COUNT IS CLOSED AND DRAINAGE UNDER WAY UNDER LABORATORY CODITIONS

Well in t'kitchen under the watchful eye of Mrs BC

kindonesque · Post by **kindonesque** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 5:47 pm

621 seeds and 130 ml of gunk

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 6:00 pm

kindonesque wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 02, 2022 5:47 pm
621 seeds and 130 ml of gunk

Too late sorry ... kindonesques guesstinate will not count ... The count closed at 5.30pm

The drainage is complete and count (never ever doing Corn again

) completed

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 6:02 pm

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No patterns today etc just counted into a dish and I don't want to see a niblet of corn again for a while...

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 6:03 pm

Final scores as follows

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 6:06 pm

Over to Steve1956 to update the table

Dawlishclaret yet again ... 5 points
Zooniverser ... 5 points

jdrobbo and claret blue awarded 5 bonus points each for their puns...

Am off to lie down in a darkened room now am knackered counting those BLOODY niblets

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 6:06 pm

Heres to 3 points tonight

UTC

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 6:12 pm

Good count, as per.my original guess any green testicle?

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 6:28 pm

bfcjg wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 02, 2022 6:12 pm
Good count, as per.my original guess any green testicle?

The wife was counting into the dish hang on will ask if she saw a Green Teste...

Nope tin devoid of Green b@ll@cks

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 6:49 pm

Updated table (I think) Steve will correct it if wrong...

1.Dawlish Claret 25
2.EloiseLaws 15
3.jdrobbo 15
4.AfricaClaret 10
5.ClaretMisterg 10
6.Steve1956 10
7.Zooniverser 10
8.Cabbage 5
9.GeorginaClaret 5
10.GreenParrot 5
11 Nonayforever 5
12.VancouverClaret 5
13.claretblue 5

jdrobbo · Post by **jdrobbo** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 10:52 pm

Thanks for a good count Bosscat. Is it true that you killed the Green Giant?

Eloise Laws · Post by **Eloise Laws** » Sat Sep 03, 2022 7:58 am

Busy weekend ahead, so I shall open the Norwich Count Monday Morning at 9:00am