Fridays count now open 198g Tin of Jolly Green Giant Sweetcorn.

Usual Rules 5 points for correct/nearest Guesstinmate

This will be my last for a feww weeks as am on Holiday in September ...

Happy Guesstinating

UTC

Last guesses by 5.30pm on Friday 2nd as drainage will commence and results posted after

We need to get some more names on this leaderboard ... I've been total garbage at guessing this season nowt new there then

1.Dawlish Claret 20
2.EloiseLaws 15
3.AfricaClaret 10
4.ClaretMisterg 10
5.Steve1956 10
6.JDRobbo 10
7.Cabbage 5
8.GeorginaClaret 5
9.GreenParrot 5
10 Nonayforever 5
11.VancouverClaret 5
12.Zooniverser 5

Crikey, this is going to present a whole maize of difficulties

jdrobbo wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 31, 2022 11:47 am

Crikey, this is going to present a whole maize of difficulties

Very Corny pun that jdrobbo

Niblets ... number
Juice ... mls

I am thinking I may regret this one and should have thought it through but hey ho it was the wifes choice as the Corn is on the menu for Fridays Tea

345 pieces of yellow
123ml of joooose

A toughie i think but lets go

327 corn pieces
100 ml juice

3 points & everybody happy

Wow! Ambitious... where I made a score line out of the Garlic Cloves BC ..you will be able to do a landscape painting with the corn...... ..good luck Buddy
425 Corns
125ml of juice

Looked through the scores and I'm sure your score of 15 is correct EloiseLaws

Just to confirm the next 3 counts after this one will be done by
Norwich...EloiseLaws
Preston ...DawlishClaret
Bristol City...Steve1956
Cardiff......Someone please volunteer

After that Bossman will be back refreshed from his cruise,and he can then do one and badger a few more posters into having at pop at presenting the game...it's working......we are going to win this league...UTC.

One large green testicle, 87ml of blood/sperm
Hope no one's eating

431 bits of corn, 123 ml of yellow juice.
UTC.

1st 3 guesses for Friday nights game in.

Heres to a cracker

I might award bonus points for the "Corniest" Pun in the guesstinate

Corn pieces 245
Juice 175 ml

231 pieces
132 mls
UTNC

jdrobbo is winning with his "whole maize of difficulties" pun if he had made a guesstinate it might have counted

Bump

386 Corn bits
136 ml juice

458 corn
145ml juice

319 cornlets
70ml liquor

382 niblets 132 juice

279 corny bits and 79 ml of juice. Thanks, Bosscat. Another three points from the lads please. UTC!

Steve1956 wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 31, 2022 12:09 pm

After that Bossman will be back refreshed from his cruise,and he can then do one and badger a few more posters into having at pop at presenting the game...it's working......we are going to win this league...UTC.

"he can then do one"



Ohhhhhh you mean do another Food count ... Silly me I thought you were telling me to go away in short sharp jerky movements tbf you probably were

Good afternoon all.
244 pieces and 36 ml of juice.

Dawlishclaret wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 01, 2022 12:04 pm

Good afternoon all.
244 pieces and 36 ml of juice.

Please folk just because Dawlishclaret has entered don't think "its all over and no point in entering cos he always wins" you have another 28+ hrs to get your guestinates in and see if you can beat him

Come on you Guesstinators we need 3 points again on Friday ... every guess is a helping hand for our gallant boys down in West Bromwich at The Hawthorns

UTC

468 corn pieces
121ml juice

Bump ... come on peeps ... 3 points at stake here (and a few pints tomorrow night with Stephen the Baggie in the Maypole Inn )

321 Corn bits
56ml Juice.
3 points for the boys. UTC

409 corn bits
109ml juice

382 corn pieces
87ml juice

amaizing food count!

thanks for doing the count Boss!

UTC v WBA!

claretblue wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 02, 2022 10:03 am

382 corn pieces
87ml juice

amaizing food count!

thanks for doing the count Boss!

UTC v WBA!

Near on the pun front

3.5 hours till drainage to het your guesstinates in

16 guesstinators in so far come on peeps

Bump ... just over an hour till drainage

Last minute guess - finger in the air.

412 bits of mice food
110 mls corn juice

COYC

17 guesstinators now (still a few missing)

Almost last chance saloon for Guesstinators ...

Drainage to commence in T minus 30 minutes

500 kernels
140ml joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose

18 guesstinators ... thats down on last few weeks but hey ho

Bosscat wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 02, 2022 5:21 pm

18 guesstinators ... thats down on last few weeks but hey ho

Complacency could jeopardise all the hard work Kompany is doing.

T- 2 minutes

No more guesses ... COUNT IS CLOSED AND DRAINAGE UNDER WAY UNDER LABORATORY CODITIONS

Well in t'kitchen under the watchful eye of Mrs BC

621 seeds and 130 ml of gunk

kindonesque wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 02, 2022 5:47 pm

621 seeds and 130 ml of gunk

Too late sorry ... kindonesques guesstinate will not count ... The count closed at 5.30pm

The drainage is complete and count (never ever doing Corn again ) completed

No patterns today etc just counted into a dish and I don't want to see a niblet of corn again for a while...

Final scores as follows

Over to Steve1956 to update the table

Dawlishclaret yet again ... 5 points
Zooniverser ... 5 points

jdrobbo and claret blue awarded 5 bonus points each for their puns...

Am off to lie down in a darkened room now am knackered counting those BLOODY niblets

Heres to 3 points tonight

UTC

Good count, as per.my original guess any green testicle?

bfcjg wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 02, 2022 6:12 pm

Good count, as per.my original guess any green testicle?

The wife was counting into the dish hang on will ask if she saw a Green Teste...

























Nope tin devoid of Green b@ll@cks

Updated table (I think) Steve will correct it if wrong...

1.Dawlish Claret 25
2.EloiseLaws 15
3.jdrobbo 15
4.AfricaClaret 10
5.ClaretMisterg 10
6.Steve1956 10
7.Zooniverser 10
8.Cabbage 5
9.GeorginaClaret 5
10.GreenParrot 5
11 Nonayforever 5
12.VancouverClaret 5
13.claretblue 5

Thanks for a good count Bosscat. Is it true that you killed the Green Giant?

Busy weekend ahead, so I shall open the Norwich Count Monday Morning at 9:00am