• The Real Housewives of Burnley...

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:54 pm**

If a TV program was made starring some ‘posh’ Burnley housewives, I wonder what they’d talk about?

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:59 pm**

Don't know but they would definitely have a 'wellness' Spa day at Crow Wood and sit around in white dressing gowns necking over-sized glasses of white wine.

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 2:10 pm**

I think there would be a heated discussion on whether they’d prefer to be attacked by 100 bees or one bee that’s a hundred times bigger than the average bee.

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 3:20 pm**

Or swap curry recipes in Daneshouse.

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 3:46 pm**

these posh Burnley housewives... could they have Burnley accents too? That would be the highlight for me

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 7:57 pm**

Mala591 wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:54 pm
If a TV program was made starring some ‘posh’ Burnley housewives, I wonder what they’d talk about?

They would ask each other why do they all have more children than teeth

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 7:59 pm**

forzagranata wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:59 pm
Don't know but they would definitely have a 'wellness' Spa day at Crow Wood and sit around in white dressing gowns necking over-sized glasses of white wine.

Count me in!

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:01 pm**

JanetM wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 7:59 pm
Count me in!

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:02 pm**

forzagranata wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:59 pm
Don't know but they would definitely have a 'wellness' Spa day at Crow Wood and sit around in white dressing gowns necking over-sized glasses of white wine.

Count me in!

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:04 pm**

Sorry for multiple posts!

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:05 pm**

JanetM wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:04 pm
Sorry for multiple posts!

Easy done Janet

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:06 pm**

JanetM wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:04 pm
Sorry for multiple posts!

Easy done Janet

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:06 pm**

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:09 pm**

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:06 pm

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:39 pm**

I wonder if they’d discuss if Haffner’s meat and potato pies were better than Holland’s?

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:52 pm**

I think they might debate the songs at BFC and whether 50+ yr olds should wear Football shirts

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:59 pm**

more likely "did you evvor get laid after a night out at Smackwater Jacks"

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 9:01 pm**

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:52 pm
I think they might debate the songs at BFC and whether 50+ yr olds should wear Football shirts

Yes they might and no they shouldn't. Mr M keeps trying to smuggle his Hollands Pies number past me. He's not managed to get it past the front door for a few years.

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 9:06 pm**

Mala591 wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:39 pm
I wonder if they’d discuss if Haffner’s meat and potato pies were better than Holland’s?

I'll discuss anything over an over-sized glass of white wine.

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 9:09 pm**

NRC wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:59 pm
more likely "did you evvor get laid after a night out at Smackwater Jacks"

I'm obviously far too old for this one!

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 9:13 pm**

JanetM wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 9:09 pm
I'm obviously far too old for this one!

More Cats Whiskers v Angels huh Janet

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 9:17 pm**

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 9:13 pm
More Cats Whiskers v Angels huh Janet

And Rose Room!

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 9:28 pm**

never heard of Rose Room.... maybe that's where I went wrong

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 9:56 pm**

NRC wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 9:28 pm
never heard of Rose Room.... maybe that's where I went wrong

Above Cats Whiskers. Only went a few times. Played a lot of soul music, which I never really liked.

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2022 11:48 pm**

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:05 pm
Easy done Janet

Flirt!

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2022 12:16 am**

JanetM wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 31, 2022 9:56 pm
Above Cats Whiskers. Only went a few times. Played a lot of soul music, which I never really liked.

Became Annabella's eventually ... actually had a " chill out " area, way ahead of it's time !

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2022 7:06 am**

Sat in Williams Bar "n she g'ate, then I g'ate" with glasses of large barefood rose zinfandel before moving to a booth in illuminati

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2022 7:33 am**

Barefoot

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2022 7:46 am**

One would imagine they’d be swapping stories of long forgotten knee trembles behind Savannahs ( or adjacent !)

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2022 7:53 am**

The Enclosure wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 01, 2022 7:33 am
Barefoot

Barefood is the knock off version sold in Burnley

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2022 8:13 am**

*Shudder*

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2022 9:13 am**

AlargeClaret wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 01, 2022 7:46 am
One would imagine they’d be swapping stories of long forgotten knee trembles behind Savannahs ( or adjacent !)

Or in Savannahs

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2022 10:00 am**

They'd all be Coke Heads

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2022 10:57 am**

Episode 2 will probably be the one in Tesco's, showing Bree, Savannah and Martina shopping whilst still wearing their dressing gowns, pyjama's and slippers

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2022 2:19 pm**

Episode 3 at the Tattooists, with Kayleigh, Brittany and Mum Tracy getting matching Rose designs to cover up ex-boyfriend's names before driving home past McDonalds in a 14 year old BMW, then sitting out front in their dressing gowns drinking Lambrusco waiting for their Deliveroo to arrive .... from McDonalds !!

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