Bloody expensive isn’t it!

They take pride in keeping the riff raff out.

The absolute last island I'd go to in Greece.
Went about 10 years ago and really disliked it....hugely expensive and beaches filled with double-bed sized mattress type sunbeds with speakers playing loud "chill-out" music to a horde of poseurs. Horrible. You can see how Mykonos town was once really beautiful but now a crowded, over-priced nightmare.

Agreed stalbans, we were there in 2018 and it was as you described and also windy !
Crete, Skiathos and Kefalonia much better !

There are a couple of miserable brothers holidaying there at the moment with their expensive wives, constantly moaning at the cost ,if you meet up with them Lube,tell them to grow a pair and buy them a 1 euro ouzo .