Any suggestions for the King Charles previously saying he was a Burnley supporter?

Eieieio up the football league we go
When we win promotion
This is what we’ll sing
We all love you
We all love you
King Charles is our king (literally)

King Charlie is a Burnley fan, a Burnley fan, a Burnley fan
King Charlie is a Burnley fan and so is Eric Knowles*
And so is Jordan North*
And soooooo is Johhhnnnyyyyyyy Kettleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

https://youtu.be/XJRdsqMvBgE

*other celebrities are available

The King of England is a Claret, is a Claret, is a Claret
The King of England is a Claret, he hates B******s

(Yes I realise he is the King of the United Kingdom, the Commonwealth and Lord knows what else - but it doesn't fit as well, so there!).

King Charles is a Claret
He wears a Claret crown
He'll have a party in the palace
When we send the bastrds down
He drinks Bene in the Miners
He loves a Hoffman's pie
King Charles is a Claret
And so was Lady Di

God save our Claret King
Long live our Claret King
God save our King

When we're victorious
He thinks it's glorious
Long may he hate Bastards / Long may he support us
God save our King

TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 13, 2022 1:45 pm

King Charles is a Claret
He wears a Claret crown
He'll have a party in the palace
When we send the bastrds down
He drinks Bene in the Miners
He loves a Hoffman's pie
King Charles is a Claret
And so was Lady Di

That is brilliant

spt_claret wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 13, 2022 1:58 pm

God save our Claret King
Long live our Claret King
God save our King

When we're victorious
He thinks it's glorious
Long may he hate Bastards / Long may he support us
God save our King

This is brilliant too.

I’d go long may he support us though… feels a bit wrong to add a swear word to the national anthem

Build a bonfire build a bonfire…

Haffners….

Just saying like.

Good effort that, like it.

bobinho wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 13, 2022 2:27 pm

Haffners….

Just saying like.

Good effort that, like it.

Oh yeah. Hoffman's is local to me in Wakefield

NewClaret wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 13, 2022 2:11 pm

This is brilliant too.

I’d go long may he support us though… feels a bit wrong to add a swear word to the national anthem

Tbh that was my thinking but thought I'd give the option!

TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 13, 2022 1:45 pm

King Charles is a Claret
He wears a Claret crown
He'll have a party in the palace
When we send the bastrds down
He drinks Bene in the Miners
He loves a Hoffman's pie
King Charles is a Claret
And so was Lady Di

Let’s get this going in the away end tonight clarets

To the tune of Bob Lord is a butcher…

King Charles is a claret
He wears a claret crown
And as we win promotion
We’ll send the B******* down

TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 13, 2022 1:45 pm

King Charles is a Claret
He wears a Claret crown
He'll have a party in the palace
When we send the bastrds down
He drinks Bene in the Miners
He loves a Hoffman's pie
King Charles is a Claret
And so was Lady Di

Apologies, you beat me to it!

To sing at the opposition fans ( as they won't like it )

Your King, is a Burnley fan
Your King, is Burnley fan
Your King, is a Burnley fan

( to the tune of you're sh1t and you know you are )

TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 13, 2022 1:45 pm

King Charles is a Claret
He wears a Claret crown
He'll have a party in the palace
When we send the bastrds down
He drinks Bene in the Miners
He loves a Hoffman's pie
King Charles is a Claret
And so was Lady Di

Should enter that for Eurovision.

TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 13, 2022 1:45 pm

King Charles is a Claret
He wears a Claret crown
He'll have a party in the palace
When we send the bastrds down
He drinks Bene in the Miners
He loves a Hoffman's pie
King Charles is a Claret
And so was Lady Di

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