A big if.......

[Devils_Advocate]

If Klopp leaves Liverpool and VK gets offered and takes the job would you have Dyche back at Burnley?

For me it would be no as it would be a backwards step and I don't think Dyche would get a tune out of the current squad but Im sure some on here would jump at the chance to have him back

[tarkys_ears]

I think I've got more chance of 1) winning the lottery and 2) you growing a braincell one day than that happening.

[ClaretAndJew]

Hahahaha

[Bosscat]

I think I've got more chance of 1) winning the lottery and 2) you growing a braincell one day than that happening.

[fatboy47]

WTF is a clearly bright intelligent chap like you doing posting this kind of pish?

You post some decent stuff now and then...stick to that.

[Funkydrummer]

From where do you dream this stuff up ?

[Bosscat]

WTF is a clearly bright intelligent chap like you doing posting this kind of pish?

You post some decent stuff now and then...stick to that.

More "then" than "now" though fb47

[dougcollins]

Putin could be out of a job soon.

[conyoviejo]

With thinking like that uou need to go and be Putins advisor.

[Nori1958]

There have been many pointless threads on here over the years
But this one surpasses anything that's gone before.

[Burnley1989]

There have been many pointless threads on here over the years
But this one surpasses anything that's gone before.

2nd only to that Adeola Friday thread

[Devils_Advocate]

There have been many pointless threads on here over the years
But this one surpasses anything that's gone before.

Don't be so grumpsy

[houseboy]

Putin could be out of a job soon.

Dyche for Russia?

[jen1066]

No.

Despite some fans complaining under Dyche of playing football in the air and now complaining that we're playing it on the grass, I'd like to think that we've turned a corner and even if VK left, the chairman would bring in someone to continue this style of football.

[Guller Bull]

DA's got talent. Wakes up polishes his tackle and casts his line onto a flat mill pond, blinks in the sunshine, yawns & farts.(Not both at once cause that would be dangerous) Has a sip of coffee then waits for the dip of the float.

[Zlatan]

Here it is...

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[houseboy]

Spot on Zlatan. I was just going to post that I think the OP was being a bit humorous with the thread title and starting his post with a big IF. Could it have been a gentle cast to amuse and entertain? Mmm! Methinks there is more to this than meets the eye.

For the record I don’t want Dyche back ever. 2 rules I’ve always tried to live by apply here:
Never go back to an ex girl friend.
Never go back to an ex employer.
I once did, for temporary need, go back to an ex employer, and it was an unmitigated disaster. I eventually walked out in a Monday afternoon telling them to stick the job where the sun don’t shine. It kinda proved my point I think.

[bfcmik]

2 rules I’ve always tried to live by apply here:
Never go back to an ex girl friend.
Never go back to an ex employer.

2 excellent life rules!

[jojomk1]

Dyche to Liverpool

[Quicknick]

If Klopp leaves Liverpool and VK gets offered and takes the job would you have Dyche back at Burnley?

For me it would be no as it would be a backwards step and I don't think Dyche would get a tune out of the current squad but Im sure some on here would jump at the chance to have him back

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[the_fat_shearer]

This is the best bit of fishing I've seen in a while

[Chuckypad]

So boring

[Elizabeth]

If Klopp leaves Liverpool and VK gets offered and takes the job would you have Dyche back at Burnley?

For me it would be no as it would be a backwards step and I don't think Dyche would get a tune out of the current squad but Im sure some on here would jump at the chance to have him back

You must having nothing to do if you are this bored