I’ve seen a few poor efforts but this one I had to share. It’s the best I’ve seen so far and seems to be getting a lot of likes on social media. It’s a very good effort to be fair:

You Are My Sunshine
‘You are my Benson, my Manuel Benson,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
Defenders fear you, they can’t get near you,
So please don’t take my Benson away’

Cupid by Sam Cook.

Benson hold up the ball
And let your shot flow
strait to the bastards goal for me
foooor meeee

Benson cuts like a sythe
Not know for taking a dive
So help deliver me
Another victory

Monkeys. hey hey were the monkeys
Here he comes
Running down the field
Getting frightened looks from
All the defenders he meets.

Hey hey its our Benson
And he's not screwing around
He's to busy scoring
To roll around on the ground.

To the tune of “Gimme Gimme Gimme” by ABBA

Gimme Gimme Gimme a curly haired Belgian
His name is Manuel Benson and he plays on the wing

I can’t claim this one I’ve nicked it

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Ffs

Vince Fontaine wrote: ↑

Tue Nov 01, 2022 5:09 pm

To the tune of “Gimme Gimme Gimme” by ABBA

Gimme Gimme Gimme a curly haired Belgian
His name is Manuel Benson and he plays on the wing

I can’t claim this one I’ve nicked it

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Please please please get this one going

Please can we keep all songs to one thread so I can keep an eye on them, i won't miss any then, and it'll make it easier to inform people all at once on the ones I've rejected and those I think have potential.

This is the thread

https://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboa ... 840a720ff2