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Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:05 am
by basil6345789
There's a huge outage of chipolatas, resulting in misery for millions of pigs in blankets and sausage and beans addicts. Who should be blamed for this ?- I think it's the pigs themselves - they should be laying more.
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:11 am
by Bosscat
basil6345789 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:05 am
There's a huge outage of chipolatas, resulting in misery for millions of pigs in blankets and sausage and beans addicts. Who should be blamed for this ?- I think it's the pigs themselves - they should be laying more.
A chipolata off the old block thread
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 12:07 pm
by 4midable
Plenty in asda today
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 4:30 pm
by IanMcL
Bosscat wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:11 am
A chipolata off the old block thread
Blockolata, surely?
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 5:12 pm
by Hipper
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 5:57 pm
by Volvoclaret
basil6345789 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:05 am
There's a huge outage of chipolatas, resulting in misery for millions of pigs in blankets and sausage and beans addicts. Who should be blamed for this ?- I think it's the pigs themselves - they should be laying more.
I think you're telling porkies.
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:04 pm
by Rowls
Thank goodness I saw this thread in time - rushed down to Lidl as soon as I saw it.
Fortunately, the chipolata shortage hadn't yet hit Lidl so I bought up their entire stock of chipolatas to be on the safe side.
Now have 1252 chipolatas in the freezer. Joke's on you lot.
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:05 pm
by burnleychris
The wife saw the news but she isn't the brightest. She wants us to go to bed early every night.
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:25 pm
by Bosscat
Rowls wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:04 pm
Thank goodness I saw this thread in time - rushed down to Lidl as soon as I saw it.
Fortunately, the chipolata shortage hadn't yet hit Lidl so I bought up their entire stock of chipolatas to be on the safe side.
Now have 1252 chipolatas in the freezer. Joke's on you lot.
Have you eaten some already Rowls they come in 12 packs at Lidl
1252 ÷ 12 = 104.33 packs
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:13 pm
by Rowls
Bosscat wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:25 pm
Have you eaten some already Rowls they come in 12 packs at Lidl
1252 ÷ 12 = 104.33 packs
Yes. I had to eat some when I was counting them which was pretty time consuming tbh.
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:15 pm
by yTib
wurst thread ever.
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:31 pm
by Bosscat
yTib wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:15 pm
wurst thread ever.
I thought it was a "Banger"
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:36 pm
by Volvoclaret
In a pigs ear m8
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:37 pm
by Rileybobs
I've had a chipolata crisis for as long as I can remember, I'm glad that others will now feel the pain.
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:48 pm
by yTib
Rileybobs wrote: ↑Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:37 pm
I've had a chipolata crisis for as long as I can remember, I'm glad that others will now feel the pain.
me too. i wince whenever i see a cocktail stick.
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 8:53 pm
by No Ney Never
And sausage all of us,
And sausage all of us,
Now you're going to believe us,
Now you're going to believe us ,
Now you're going to believe us,
And sausage all of us.
Re: Chipolata Crisis
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2022 10:22 am
by Hipper
Sausages are like laws I remember someone said, and not many liked Brian Laws.
1252 ÷ 12 = 104.33 packs 