Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:31 am
A fish, I'd hate to be a fish.
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Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:35 am
A Rovers fan.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:47 am
A Man U fan.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:51 am
A Penguin, their lives look a real torture!
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:55 am
Somebody who thinks Andrew Tate is misunderstood or the victim!
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:59 am
A Russian conscript
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:05 am
I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail
Yes, I would
If I could
I surely would
I'd rather be a hammer than a nail
Yes, I would
If I only could
I surely would
Away, I'd rather sail away
Like a swan that's here and gone
A man gets tied up to the ground
He gives the world its saddest sound
Its saddest sound
I'd rather be a forest than a street
Yes, I would
If I could
I surely would
I'd rather feel the earth beneath my feet
Yes, I would
If I only could
I surely would
Yes, I would
If I could
I surely would
I'd rather be a hammer than a nail
Yes, I would
If I only could
I surely would
Away, I'd rather sail away
Like a swan that's here and gone
A man gets tied up to the ground
He gives the world its saddest sound
Its saddest sound
I'd rather be a forest than a street
Yes, I would
If I could
I surely would
I'd rather feel the earth beneath my feet
Yes, I would
If I only could
I surely would
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:07 am
Rich.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:12 am
Under the thumb
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:13 am
A seat cushion in a curry house.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:14 am
A woman.
Far too complex, complicated and completely illogical.
Far too complex, complicated and completely illogical.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:16 am
Dead
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:17 am
Traffic warden
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:17 am
Katie Price's knicker gusset,can't see that being much fun.đź«Ł
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:18 am
Sheffield United's accountant...
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:19 am
Yeah, there is always something out to get you.
In a human context - a roadworker. being that guy stood in the road holding a Stop/Go sign, working long days on a motorway, miles from anywhere.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:21 am
Imagine being a fish and someone as thick as Bob Mortimer catching you,you would be absolutely devastated.claptrappers_union wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:19 amYeah, there is always something out to get you.
In a human context - a roadworker. being that guy stood in the road holding a Stop/Go sign, working long days on a motorway, miles from anywhere.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:32 am
I've not watched all the episodes of that show, but there is a point when Paul Whitehouse catches a fish, admires it and puts it back; it aggressively wriggles away and darts off upstream.Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:21 amImagine being a fish and someone as thick as Bob Mortimer catching you,you would be absolutely devastated.
Paul looked at Bob and said, "he swam away in a hurry, didn't he!" Bob replies in a deadpan delivery, "I think you might've made him late for an appointment."
I nearly spat my brew out at the line.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:34 am
Bosscat.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:34 am
The perception some on here have of the real life Chester Perry 
fortunately they are miles off
fortunately they are miles off
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:37 am
Right wing.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:40 am
He's a clever guy is Bob Mortimer.Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:21 amImagine being a fish and someone as thick as Bob Mortimer catching you,you would be absolutely devastated.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:40 am
A statue of a fish in Trafalgar Square next to a pigeon feeding area 
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:42 am
Famous
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:42 am
A libtard
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:43 am
I've just listed to this song, literally just this minute.Bosscat wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:05 amI'd rather be a sparrow than a snail
Yes, I would
If I could
I surely would
I'd rather be a hammer than a nail
Yes, I would
If I only could
I surely would
Away, I'd rather sail away
Like a swan that's here and gone
A man gets tied up to the ground
He gives the world its saddest sound
Its saddest sound
I'd rather be a forest than a street
Yes, I would
If I could
I surely would
I'd rather feel the earth beneath my feet
Yes, I would
If I only could
I surely would
My answer is a slug.
They're just pointless and horrible.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:44 am
What about things you would like to be?
A spider. Just so I can finally hear a woman say, "Oh my God, it's huge!"
A spider. Just so I can finally hear a woman say, "Oh my God, it's huge!"
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:47 am
That statement needs a bit of work.Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:21 amImagine being a fish and someone as thick as Bob Mortimer catching you,you would be absolutely devastated.
Do some investigation and discover the error in that sentence.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:48 am
Someone who unironically uses the word “libtard”.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:49 am
Just read his autobiography and he comes across as a genuinely sound bloke. Very down to earth.
Random fact he has a cat called Gudmonson.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:51 am
Funkydrummers wife,Funkydrummer wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:47 amThat statement needs a bit of work.
Do some investigation and discover the error in that sentence.
chill I know he was a solicitor it's just his demeanour in the fishing programme
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:52 am
Another random fact, gleaned from "Would I Lie To You ?"
He once took one (or some ?) of his own adult teeth out !!!!!
He once took one (or some ?) of his own adult teeth out !!!!!
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:57 am
There are probably 3 sides to that story, which isn’t unusual. I’d imagine the actual facts and truth will come out over time.
https://twitter.com/censoredmen/status/ ... X2vNs5Kkmg
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:00 pm
I can’t imagine it’d be anywhere near her body, she’s never got any on she’s had that many men.Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:17 amKatie Price's knicker gusset,can't see that being much fun.🫣
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:04 pm
A horse in Blackburn
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:07 pm
Old and bitter
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:15 pm
A pothole.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:17 pm
he isn't thick that's just an act for the cameras, he has 3 A-Levels and a LLM Masters of Law in Welfare Law.Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:21 amImagine being a fish and someone as thick as Bob Mortimer catching you,you would be absolutely devastated.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:23 pm
Woke
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:28 pm
Can you define “woke” for me please? (NB - I’m looking for a definition, not examples)
Google gives me this definition - “alert to and concerned about social injustice and discrimination” - but I presume you must have a different one.
My question is open to anyone who wants to have a go at answering it, btw.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:30 pm
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:30 pm
A chicken for two obvious reasons. You'd either end up at Ewood or eaten 
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:31 pm
I've already addressed my post,please read thread throughly before jumping on my back.FulledgeClaret wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:17 pmhe isn't thick that's just an act for the cameras, he has 3 A-Levels and a LLM Masters of Law in Welfare Law.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:37 pm
Me too just before I posted it hmhb ...halfmanhalfbiscuit wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:43 amI've just listed to this song, literally just this minute.
My answer is a slug.
They're just pointless and horrible.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:43 pm
Rich........so hopefully win Euro millions tonight a bit of reverse psychology going on there.
a bit of reverse psychology going on there.Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:52 pm
Bosscat’s emoji button.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:08 pm
Nicola Sturgeon.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:08 pm
Someone who gets wound up by posts on here.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 3:38 pm
Dead.
Re: Things you wouldn't like to be
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 4:14 pm
I wouldn't like to be one of those females with the puffy lips and a tan in January, who plays with her phone and you wonder how she does it with false nails like that. She goes home to watch Love Island and Facebooks her 'friends' about it, then goes to bed dreaming about being Coleen Rooney.