Things you would like to be

Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:47 pm

Ringo.

Tribesmen · Post by **Tribesmen** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:50 pm

Live into my 80s so i can get my pension back what i paid in .

Greenmile · Post by **Greenmile** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:52 pm

alert to and concerned about social injustice and discrimination

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:52 pm

https://youtu.be/AnCqZXhGTm0

Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a mule

A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule

Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a pig

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig

Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a fish

A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook
He can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
And though he's slippery, he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You may grow up to be a fish

A new kind of jumped up slippery fish
And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you meet quite a few
So you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on a star

Vintage Claret · Post by **Vintage Claret** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:55 pm

Daniel Craig's fingertips

Stanbill05 · Post by **Stanbill05** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:06 pm

Greenmile wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:52 pm
alert to and concerned about social injustice and discrimination

If you ever get 3 wishes, give yourself 10 minutes before commiting. Noble as it is, I think you might regret wasting a wish on that one.

claretonthecoast1882 · Post by **claretonthecoast1882** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:10 pm

Under the sea

Wuggawumphwumph · Post by **Wuggawumphwumph** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:11 pm

Guitarist in fleetwood Mac

CoolClaret · Post by **CoolClaret** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:13 pm

Play for Burnley (sadly missed the grade, well no where near it)

Top music producer (working on it)
Top musician (working on it)

Lip · Post by **Lip** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 3:36 pm

18 again.

Middle-agedClaret · Post by **Middle-agedClaret** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 4:21 pm

Your Man.

Jimmymaccer · Post by **Jimmymaccer** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 4:27 pm

Good looking…….

Once was in a club with girlfriend, a mate of hers came up and said to her “can’t you do better than him”!

Never got over it……….

Volvoclaret · Post by **Volvoclaret** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:02 pm

Jimmymaccer wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 4:27 pm
Good looking…….

Once was in a club with girlfriend, a mate of hers came up and said to her “can’t you do better than him”!

Never got over it……….

She was right though.

No Ney Never · Post by **No Ney Never** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:28 pm

A pair of Emma Raducanu's knickers

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:32 pm

I certainly wouldn't want to be what Prince Charles as was said he'd really really love to be.
I'd like to be is my wife, the luckiest woman in Britain.

karatekid · Post by **karatekid** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:33 pm

No Ney Never wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:28 pm
A pair of Emma Raducanu's knickers

Juice

Croydon Claret · Post by **Croydon Claret** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:36 pm

Under the sea, in an Octupus's garden

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:38 pm

I'd like to be Vincent Kompany life must be really sweet being him right now.

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 6:53 pm

Vintage Claret wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:55 pm
Daniel Craig's fingertips

Ah yes, just imagine caressing that lovely DB5's steering wheel for a living.

Vintage Claret · Post by **Vintage Claret** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:55 pm

evensteadiereddie wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 6:53 pm
Ah yes, just imagine caressing that lovely DB5's steering wheel for a living.

Well yeah, obvs not to mention all those Bond girls and Rachel Weiss

Jimmymaccer · Post by **Jimmymaccer** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 8:22 am

Volvoclaret wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:02 pm
She was right though.

Yeah, she was!!!!!!

Hope all ok with you folks!

Cooclaret · Post by **Cooclaret** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 8:45 am

No Ney Never wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:28 pm
A pair of Emma Raducanu's knickers

Behave lad, this isn’t cricket in 2023.

CaptJohn · Post by **CaptJohn** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 8:52 am

15 again knowing then, what I know now.

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