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Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:47 pm
by Vincent'sCap
Ringo.๐Ÿ˜†

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:50 pm
by Tribesmen
Live into my 80s so i can get my pension back what i paid in .

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:52 pm
by Greenmile
alert to and concerned about social injustice and discrimination

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:52 pm
by Bosscat
https://youtu.be/AnCqZXhGTm0

Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a mule

A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule

Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a pig

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig

Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a fish

A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook
He can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
And though he's slippery, he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You may grow up to be a fish

A new kind of jumped up slippery fish
And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you meet quite a few
So you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on a star

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:55 pm
by Vintage Claret
Daniel Craig's fingertips

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:06 pm
by Stanbill05
Greenmile wrote: โ†‘
Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:52 pm
alert to and concerned about social injustice and discrimination
If you ever get 3 wishes, give yourself 10 minutes before commiting. Noble as it is, I think you might regret wasting a wish on that one.

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:10 pm
by claretonthecoast1882
Under the sea

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:11 pm
by Wuggawumphwumph
Guitarist in fleetwood Mac

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:13 pm
by CoolClaret
Play for Burnley (sadly missed the grade, well no where near it)

Top music producer (working on it)
Top musician (working on it)

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 3:36 pm
by Lip
18 again.

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 4:21 pm
by Middle-agedClaret
Your Man.

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 4:27 pm
by Jimmymaccer
Good lookingโ€ฆโ€ฆ.

Once was in a club with girlfriend, a mate of hers came up and said to her โ€œcanโ€™t you do better than himโ€!

Never got over itโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:02 pm
by Volvoclaret
Jimmymaccer wrote: โ†‘
Fri Jan 20, 2023 4:27 pm
Good lookingโ€ฆโ€ฆ.

Once was in a club with girlfriend, a mate of hers came up and said to her โ€œcanโ€™t you do better than himโ€!

Never got over itโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.
She was right though.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:28 pm
by No Ney Never
A pair of Emma Raducanu's knickers ๐Ÿ˜€

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:32 pm
by bfcjg
I certainly wouldn't want to be what Prince Charles as was said he'd really really love to be.
I'd like to be is my wife, the luckiest woman in Britain. ๐Ÿ‘

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:33 pm
by karatekid
No Ney Never wrote: โ†‘
Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:28 pm
A pair of Emma Raducanu's knickers ๐Ÿ˜€
Juice

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:36 pm
by Croydon Claret
Under the sea, in an Octupus's garden

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:38 pm
by Steve1956
I'd like to be Vincent Kompany life must be really sweet being him right now.

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 6:53 pm
by evensteadiereddie
Vintage Claret wrote: โ†‘
Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:55 pm
Daniel Craig's fingertips
Ah yes, just imagine caressing that lovely DB5's steering wheel for a living.
;)

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:55 pm
by Vintage Claret
evensteadiereddie wrote: โ†‘
Fri Jan 20, 2023 6:53 pm
Ah yes, just imagine caressing that lovely DB5's steering wheel for a living.
;)
Well yeah, obvs not to mention all those Bond girls and Rachel Weiss ;-)

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2023 8:22 am
by Jimmymaccer
Volvoclaret wrote: โ†‘
Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:02 pm
She was right though.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰
Yeah, she was!!!!!!

Hope all ok with you folks!

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2023 8:45 am
by Cooclaret
No Ney Never wrote: โ†‘
Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:28 pm
A pair of Emma Raducanu's knickers ๐Ÿ˜€
Behave lad, this isnโ€™t cricket in 2023.

Re: Things you would like to be

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2023 8:52 am
by CaptJohn
15 again knowing then, what I know now.