He has been a wonderful servant to our club which makes this even more difficult to say but someone has to. Ash the Bash, If you read this please don't think it comes from anywhere other than love and concern for you. That said, enough is enough. I've seen more hair on a dropped lolly. Get your head shaved son. It's getting daft. Kojak would call you slaphead. Let it go. You have a lovely face and we promise we wont laugh at you

He’ll get another hair transplant in the summer and he’ll look lush again.