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No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:06 pm
by ClaretTony
Grimsby fans will not be permitted to take inflatable haddocks to their cup tie at Southampton
https://gtfc.co.uk/club-statement-on-ha ... t-cup-tie/
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:09 pm
by claptrappers_union
It's political correctness gone mad
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:13 pm
by Vino blanco
I think that’s a very shellfish attitude taken by Southampton.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:14 pm
by claptrappers_union
You can't even write racial abuse in excrement on someone's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:15 pm
by ClaretLoup
Quite, Southampton need to be put in the dock
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:16 pm
by 4:20
I hope Grimsby batter them.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:18 pm
by ClaretTony
Vino blanco wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:13 pm
I think that’s a very shellfish attitude taken by Southampton.
And that’s a brilliant response
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:23 pm
by Bosscat
Vino blanco wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:13 pm
I think that’s a very shellfish attitude taken by Southampton.
I agree the Southampton board are being very crabby about Grimsby fans and poor Harry the Haddock
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:42 pm
by ArmchairDetective
Not sure what they're angling for with this.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:44 pm
by Lip
What a set of @rsesoles.!
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:44 pm
by ElectroClaret
Been trawling their websites, can't see this.
Bit fishy.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:53 pm
by Cirrus_Minor
Was wondering if Fleetwood town had a cod mascot of which an inflatable version may appear at Turf Moor. But apparently its a fox, Fleet the fox.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:58 pm
by bfcwest
Southampton asked Grimsby to roe back on taking haddocks into the away end because they didn't want them to fillet with fish
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:12 am
by elwaclaret
To be fair Hampshire Police warned about concealed weapons and some of those haddock’s look like pikes. Good to see Southampton fighting inflation too. Well done Saints.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 1:16 am
by Vegas Claret
They deserve relegation because the employed Nathan Jones, attendances have been poor at St Marys .......they never fillet
ffs, sorry
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 2:35 am
by RammyClaret61
It’s a right load of codswallop!!
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:50 am
by Suratclaret
Wrong plaice for inflatables
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 4:09 am
by clansman
Hopefully on the pitch Grimsby will out mussel saints and winkle out a win. I wonder if their players wear cod pieces instead of jock straps?
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 6:33 am
by ClaretinJapan
Oh for goodness hake where will it end?
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 6:47 am
by ALP
Here’s hoping Grimsby get the early goal and don’t let the Saints off the hook.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 7:35 am
by Lancasterclaret
Such a silly rule
I just don't see the porpoise of it at all
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 7:40 am
by Petersa
I wonder if ex Claret Peter Haddock could attend in their plaice along with his two sons..chips off the old block I believe
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 7:48 am
by Hibsclaret
Just hope it triggers a response from Grimsby and they get sent down the river.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 7:53 am
by TheFamilyCat
Trout of order by Southampton
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:03 am
by bfcjg
Bless my sole.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:12 am
by Billy Balfour
What a load of pollocks.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:14 am
by Coeus
One of the side effects of inflation.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:51 am
by Jimmymaccer
They should quickly find something else………..instead of Harry Haddock, Connie the Cod……
I’d love them all to argue the toss at the turn styles that it’s Connie not Harry!!!!!!!!!
The other thing is……..don’t they blow ‘em up once they’re in the ground? Didn’t we have dolphins flying around years ago for some strange reason?
Surely this by Saints is a joke!?
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:56 am
by Sozturf7
There's always someone carping on about something on this site.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 9:07 am
by Longsider
Can you lot pike down about this.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 9:27 am
by Stalbansclaret
Cirrus_Minor wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:53 pm
Was wondering if Fleetwood town had a cod mascot of which an inflatable version may appear at Turf Moor. But apparently its a fox, Fleet the fox.
I think your information must be out of date. I’ve been on Fleetwood games a couple of times this season and can assure you their mascot equivalent of Bertie Bee is a blue fish in a Fleetwood kit called Captain Cod !!
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 10:04 am
by dibraidio
If you take your mother's maiden name and add your date of birth that gives your robot fish name. Mine's Angler010169 what's yours ?
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 10:41 am
by turfytopper
Ridiculous.
But I have so enjoyed the comments on here. There are so many of you that should give up your day job and become full time pun-dits.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 10:47 am
by Bosscat
Salmon here find some puns are better than others .... Its Parr for the course
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 11:44 am
by Burt
I Tope the minnows get through
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 11:51 am
by SouthLondonexile
Our Top scorer is a saint, their top scorer must be a John Dory.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:21 pm
by Paul Waine
Southampton have been floundering all season.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:25 pm
by Volvoclaret
I'm floundering for a reply.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:28 pm
by Buxtonclaret
Is there a catch to this thread?
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:40 pm
by SouthLondonexile
They just need to find a net first!
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:50 pm
by Hurstwood_Claret
Let’s hope that Grimsby can fish out a win
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 1:06 pm
by Claret Toni
just hope Grimsby have a whale of a time.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 2:41 pm
by Juan Tanamera
There must be some right pilchards running Southampton.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 2:48 pm
by NRC
what if other teams scale it to their grounds too?
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:08 pm
by Middle-agedClaret
Would be brill if Fleetwood won after this.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 6:48 pm
by Claretitus
Southampton have put Grimsby fans in their Plaice.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:46 pm
by jollyjack
Saints realise they have made a mullet of it and have relented.....
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-64653258
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2023 7:04 pm
by Bosscat
At least those Grimsby Town Fans will have a "Whale" of a time now waving their "Harrys" in the air
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2023 7:33 pm
by boatshed bill
They've realised the scale of their error.
OOps, should have checked the thread. I'll get battered for this.
Re: No fish permitted at Southampton
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2023 7:51 pm
by Taffy on the wing
Probably tired of all the bad puns!
