I'd be suprised if anyone didn't want this lad to sign for us. In which case we need a song to serenade him with.

I was thinking of Dare by Gorillaz:

He's coming up
He's coming up
He's coming up
It's Beyer

I can't imagine it working that well as a footy chant so won't be giving up my day job yet.

A song can only help our chances of persuading him to stay on so we need something.

Anyone got anything? I' ve set the bar fairly low...

Nearly 5!!

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

Conroy92 wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:14 pm

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

Best new song in about 100 years

Conroy92 wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:14 pm

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

Conroy92 wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:14 pm

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

I don't usually write songs, but you've got me going - or, maybe it's this afternoon's 4-0 win in style.

"The wonderful thing about Beyer
Is that Beyer plays a wonderful game.
Beyer plays, Beyer plays,
He plays a wonderful game."

Inspired by Tigger's song from Winnie the Pooh.

UTC

Conroy92 wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:14 pm

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

Cracked it Conroy! Just need to get it going now.

Brilliant Conroy, I’m going to print it off otherwise I’ll forget the words. Next game everyone, get those vocals going.

Conroy92 wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:14 pm

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

Finaly a decent song! Well in.

Conroy92 wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:14 pm

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

Get some song sheets printed.

Conroy92 wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:14 pm

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

WE HAVE A WINNER!

Just logged in for this one ! Absolute belter of an idea

Couple of minor tweaks to suggest. Strategies/recipes doesn't make much difference but like using his first name in the first line.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the JORDAN Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's STRATEGIES
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

“Becken-Beyer, Becken-Beyer, Jordan Becken-Beyer”

To the tune of “Give it up.”

Simple and more likely to catch on.

Off thread but I would have loved to hear a couple of rounds of,
It’s time to retire, it’s time to reti-i-ire,
Colin ******, it’s time to retire

A bit more personalised…

Look for the Beyer necessities, the JORDAN Beyer necessities
HE’s BURNLEY’S WORLD CLASS GERMAN CENTRE HALF
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's STRATEGIES
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

Simple and more likely to catch on!!

We have enough chants, songs are much better.

It's only 4 lines as opposed to 1.

Shouldn't be too difficult, surely.

Plus, as someone already said, it's the best one for over a hundred years.

Still prefer recipes to strategies, both fit but in this case I think it's better to stick with the original.

Same meaning, anyway.

Conroy92 wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:14 pm

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

If Jordans playing Wednesday that has to be sung ... Abso-bloody-lutely brillianf


fao MACCA get this on the list

Show Beyer some love
Some love
Show Beyer some love
He really needs to know
That he's playing in a team of greats
Breaking them down
And the whole town needs to see
Will he sign for Burnerlee

Oi, watch it!
You’ll have the new song mafia along telling you to stop trying to make up new songs.
We have a Leader in charge of this don’t you know!
Only kidding Macca!

Just thought few if the lads were left out Friday night so here’s one for Jordan

To the tune you are my sunshine

Oh Jordan Beyer
Oh what a player
You came to Burnley
From Germany
From Monchengladbach
Don’t ever go back
Oh don’t take my Beyer Away.

Tinribs wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 10, 2023 9:23 am

Just thought few if the lads were left out Friday night so here’s one for Jordan

To the tune you are my sunshine

Oh Jordan Beyer
Oh what a player
You came to Burnley
From Germany
From Monchengladbach
Don’t ever go back
Oh don’t take my Beyer Away.

Love it but I’d change the last line to:
Oh, Jordan Beyer ne-ver go away

Conroy92 wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:14 pm

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

Please, please get this song going regularly over last few home games!!

claretblue wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 10, 2023 9:47 am

Please, please get this song going regularly over last few home games!!

Another vote for this.

I think Conroy92's song is brilliant,keep kit at that.

Conroy92 wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:14 pm

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

Missed this first time around. Can’t stop smiling … GENIUS!!

Conroy92 wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:14 pm

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

I missed this first time round too. Fantastic Conroy92.

Conroy92 wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:14 pm

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

That is brilliant

Tinribs. I don’t like it. ——————— I love it.

Conroy92 wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:14 pm

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

Logged in just to like!

That is the best online offering g I have seen!

Not sure a Clarets choir could sing it at the pace it deserves. They usually merge all the words at 100mph. This needs timing and also repeating.

I can’t believe the best player at the club has no song

Agreed, Beyer needs a song and Conroy's effort above is outstanding, another alternative of course would be "Jordon, Jordon the Beyer everyone knows his name".

Brilliant idea. Unfortunately it will be hard to Sing along to at 180bpms in the cricket field. Let’s see though . Best I’ve heard in a long time

Conroy92 wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:14 pm

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

Brilliant

Beyer wo-ooohh
Beyer wo-ooohh
He came from Germany
To play for Kompany!

Simple but effective.

Thought of a good one on the drive back home

To the tune of the Banana boat song

Beyer....Jordan Beeyyer
He came to Burnley and we p1ssed the league

Need to try and get the Beyer Necessities going today!

Not sure if I’ve made this up, dreamt it or heard it somewhere recently but I keep signing….

Ohhhhhh what a player
Woooooo ooo we’ve got Jordon Beyer

To the tune of Living on a Prayer.

Whatever the song - it’s a travesty that he hasn’t got one yet (I’ve missed it if there is one that has been sung).

I really hope we can sign him. He looks the real deal