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Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:30 am
by brexit
Bored so I thought I would start the thread early.
With Vinny off to Spurs in the summer, who would you like as our next manager?
Personally, I would like Sean back. He likes young international flair players, and Muric fits his tactical approach.
He'll keep Everton up and then be sacked in the summer.
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:34 am
by Guller Bull
Kinell you are bored!
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:35 am
by jrgbfc
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:35 am
by ClaretPete001
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:37 am
by Guller Bull
I was thinking of buying a new toaster - any recommendations?
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:38 am
by dsr
Guller Bull wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:37 am
I was thinking of buying a new toaster - any recommendations?
Make sure it's big enough to take a full slice of bread. Argos do a decent one.
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:40 am
by Bosscat
Or maybe just ignore it, and treat it for the clickbait it is
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:41 am
by Guller Bull
Bosscat wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:40 am
Or maybe just ignore it, and treat it for the clickbait it is
No these are the BEST threads!
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:47 am
by Bosscat
Guller Bull wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:41 am
No these are the BEST threads!
Toaster threads or Manager threads
Agree about the Toaster we have a 4 slice that will take Sliced Bagels and Crumpets etc
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:49 am
by Buxtonclaret
Do Air Fryers do toast?
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:53 am
by Funkydrummer
Buxtonclaret wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:49 am
Do Air Fryers do toast?
Don't know, but Carlsberg might !!
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:55 am
by dougcollins
My toaster has a habit of randomly throwing the socket ring fuse. The board is in the garage and it's really annoying.
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:55 am
by brexit
Air fryers do great grilled cheese sandwiches, but you need cocktail sticks
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:57 am
by brexit
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:11 pm
by Lubanski
Thanks for the waning Brexit,I'll stop doing that now.
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:15 pm
by Cirrus_Minor
That toast does look good though
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:17 pm
by brexit
Lubanski wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:11 pm
Thanks for the waning Brexit,I'll stop doing that now.
you missed out a letter was it a k?
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:18 pm
by brexit
Lubanski wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:11 pm
Thanks for the waning Brexit,I'll stop doing that now.
you missed out a letter was it a k?
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:22 pm
by AfloatinClaret
Years ago when I lived in a shared house we brought a sandwich toaster which one housemate complained 'always burnt the toast long before the cheese has melted'; when Simon to demonstrated this problem, we discovered that he was toasting the bread before he made the sarnie and put it into the sandwich maker.
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:25 pm
by Rowls
dsr wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:38 am
Make sure it's big enough to take a full slice of bread. Argos do a decent one.
So many toasters fall at this first hurdle.
My advice is, don’t be scared to take a few loaves of bread into Argos to try out the toaster before you get home.
Sure, you get a few funny looks but the long term benefits far outweigh them.
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:35 pm
by Nonayforever
If they made a toaster that magically disposed of the crumbs I would buy it .
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:50 pm
by Bosscat
dougcollins wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:55 am
My toaster has a habit of randomly throwing the socket ring fuse. The board is in the garage and it's really annoying.
do your toasting in the garage so if it pops the socket ringmain switch your on hand to pop it back in
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:51 pm
by Bosscat
Rowls wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:25 pm
So many toasters fall at this first hurdle.
My advice is, don’t be scared to take
a few loaves of bread into Argos to try out the toaster before you get home.
Sure, you get a few funny looks but the long term benefits far outweigh them.
and some butter ... and Marmalade
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:54 pm
by PremierLeagueClass
The owners will certainly already be thinking about who will succeed Kompany.
Similar profile needed to continue the good work.
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:56 pm
by brexit
Bosscat wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:47 am
Toaster threads or Manager threads
Agree about the Toaster we have a 4 slice that will take Sliced Bagels and Crumpets etc
I have one of those with a bagel button, never used it which way round do the bagels go?
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:58 pm
by bfcmartin
Steven Arnold Defour
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:03 pm
by Vegas Claret
brexit wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:30 am
Bored so I thought I would start the thread early.
With Vinny off to Spurs in the summer, who would you like as our next manager?
Personally, I would like Sean back. He likes young international flair players, and Muric fits his tactical approach.
He'll keep Everton up and then be sacked in the summer.
by bored did you actually mean drunk ?
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:07 pm
by Bosscat
brexit wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:56 pm
I have one of those with a bagel button, never used it which way round do the bagels go?
Sideways
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:07 pm
by Firthy
Log fire and a fork works best for me
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:28 pm
by brexit
Vegas Claret wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:03 pm
by bored did you actually mean drunk ?
will be later stuck in Tallin for a couple of weeks
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:37 pm
by Vegas Claret
brexit wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:28 pm
will be later stuck in Tallin for a couple of weeks
nice !! enjoy
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:45 pm
by DCWat
When the time does come, the approach taken and the person selected will be really interesting. Finding another Kompany, someone intelligent, with a big profile and plenty of contacts will be hard enough. Finding someone with those qualities that actually delivers, even harder still.
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 2:16 pm
by brexit
DCWat wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:45 pm
When the time does come, the approach taken and the person selected will be really interesting. Finding another Kompany, someone intelligent, with a big profile and plenty of contacts will be hard enough. Finding someone with those qualities that actually delivers, even harder still.
Richard Chaplow
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 2:56 pm
by Tricky Trevor
Sir Michael Duff and he’ll bring his own toaster.
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 3:00 pm
by Nori1958
I was bored this morning.....post on here, or a walk in the sun, a few 1 euro pints, lunch by the sea, followed by a few more pints....glad I didn't decide the post on here option
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 3:25 pm
by Hipper
Combining the two prongs of this thread, our new manager could be a toaster.
He would use his loaf, do well in both halves, attack down both sides at the same time, and our opponents would end up toast.
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 3:50 pm
by daveisaclaret
I once wanted to buy a toaster that had a little section on the side to do beans in, but everyone at work laughed at me so I never did
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 6:40 pm
by Nonayforever
We could go for Mark Warburton, he would make good toast.
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 6:43 pm
by Guller Bull
Nacho Libra makes good toast!
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 6:49 pm
by Rowls
daveisaclaret wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 3:50 pm
I once wanted to buy a toaster that had a little section on the side to do beans in, but everyone at work laughed at me so I never did
Heating beans in a toaster? How did that work?
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 6:53 pm
by daveisaclaret
Rowls wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 6:49 pm
Heating beans in a toaster? How did that work?
https://www.argos.co.uk/product/9066519
It was like that (but cheaper).
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:06 pm
by Nonayforever
Can it go in the dishwasher ?
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:11 pm
by box_of_frogs
I thought I’d posted some sh1te on here, but the OP takes the prize….
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:15 pm
by Bosscat
Nonayforever wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:06 pm
Can it go in the dishwasher ?
Of course but works best if you get in the bath and someone drops it in (still plugged in) while you are soaped up ......................
Kids DO NOT TRY THIS at home it was a joke 
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:20 pm
by Exsus
Mmm.. just what I was thinking.
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:23 pm
by The Centre Spot
Toast } bread } Steven Deflour,
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:26 pm
by Exsus
You got the emoji guy , 6 times so far.
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:28 pm
by dougcollins
Bosscat wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:50 pm
do your toasting in the garage so if it pops the socket ringmain switch your on hand to pop it back in
Thanks. That's like something from the Viz 'top tips' page.
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:29 pm
by bobinho
brexit wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 11:30 am
Bored so I thought I would start the thread early.
With Vinny off to Spurs in the summer, who would you like as our next manager?
Personally, I would like Sean back. He likes young international flair players, and Muric fits his tactical approach.
He'll keep Everton up and then be sacked in the summer.
I could send you a scrabble set, or chess, or a few books no problem. Anything to prevent you being bored....
Re: Next Manager
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:31 pm
by Bosscat
dougcollins wrote: ↑Tue Mar 21, 2023 7:28 pm
Thanks. That's like something from the Viz 'top tips' page.
