One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:30 pm
Whatever the reason, is there one thread that you remember or comes to mind?
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One UTC thread that you remember?
https://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=68757
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Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:35 pm
The one at Christmas 2020 when Claret Tony outed a poster for saying he was in Spain by pointing out it was from a local IP address ... classic UTC 
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:37 pm
Count Darkbeard.
A thread of it's time on the old CM, happy days.
A thread of it's time on the old CM, happy days.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:39 pm
White dog turd
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:40 pm
Soapy tit w@nk .. Or was that on clarets mad
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:45 pm
Clear blue sky gate following the postponement of the Spurs game due to snow
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:46 pm
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:48 pm
Princess Hales on Clarets Mad will never be beaten
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:49 pm
Is a sell out the same as a full house ?
I'm not sure we got a definitive answer to that one.
I'm not sure we got a definitive answer to that one.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:52 pm
Did Bertie Bee really meet and talk to Bill Shankly?
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:55 pm
Princess Hales
Faster Than Ronaldo
2k Watch
All down in CM/UTC folklore.
Also a mention for HolyCustard's match threads
BigDave's paper reviews
And whoever it was who did the Where Am I? quiz.
Faster Than Ronaldo
2k Watch
All down in CM/UTC folklore.
Also a mention for HolyCustard's match threads
BigDave's paper reviews
And whoever it was who did the Where Am I? quiz.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:55 pm
When someone put their mates address up offering a companion to watch the game and another claretsmad poster turned up at his house with a bag of cans to watch the match 
Forget who it was, but I know the lad who’s house he turned up at and he knew nothing about it
Forget who it was, but I know the lad who’s house he turned up at and he knew nothing about it
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:56 pm
The 4k watch (…on reflection, May have been CM)
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:56 pm
The Keirby hotel. Poster took girl back to one of the rooms and next thing the porter was at the door watching him and knocking one out.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:59 pm
Also any post/thread by Davemanu never failed to cheer me up, proper enthusiasm.
Any post/thread by Psotto too for different reasons but can't say they were ever dull!
Any post/thread by Psotto too for different reasons but can't say they were ever dull!
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:01 pm
Also was usually entertaining when Thor the PNE fan popped over to CM.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:02 pm
I know one of the protagonists of the Princess Hales thread very well, and like to remind them of it occasionally.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:07 pm
I can't remember that. What happened? Did he let him in?Burnley1989 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:55 pmWhen someone put their mates address up offering a companion to watch the game and another claretsmad poster turned up at his house with a bag of cans to watch the match
Forget who it was, but I know the lad who’s house he turned up at and he knew nothing about it
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:08 pm
Is there any archive of these threads I would love to have a read of them, especially the Keirby Hotel one.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:11 pm
Let me message my mate and get the whole tale, it must have been almost 15 years agoQuickenthetempo wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:07 pmI can't remember that. What happened? Did he let him in?
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:13 pm
Me too. Link please.Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:08 pmIs there any archive of these threads I would love to have a read of them, especially the Keirby Hotel one.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:14 pm
Can't recall a specific thread, but Millertime the Dons fan was always good value for some bants.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:16 pm
One from the CM days
Postcards from t'Ejipt was pure class from eli
Postcards from t'Ejipt was pure class from eli
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:19 pm
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:19 pm
I genuinely miss Big Daves paper reviews. If anyone buys the Sunday Papers id love it if you could put time aside to share the footy gossip from them.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:19 pm
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:22 pm
CustardWorld
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Thunder Clarets are go!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Thunder Clarets are go!
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:23 pm
The match thread when we won at Luton with Ade scoring a hat trick and Spicer going in nets.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:25 pm
A thread which asked for posts ending in the words "" its' political correctness gone mad, I tell you"" was shaping up well before being wrongly deleted by a mod who didn't get the point or simply lacked any sense of humour.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:25 pm
There was a Tuesday night match thread under Cotterill that was a belter, but can’t remember which game it was.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:25 pm
When muchacho went to a play station night at the woodman. With his own controllers.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:27 pm
He raced Ronaldo to the Woodman first. Beat him too.TravisBickle wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:25 pmWhen muchacho went to a play station night at the woodman. With his own controllers.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:33 pm
That was our mate cricketfieldclaret along with sending him to the Woodman for an imaginary fifa competitionBurnley1989 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:55 pmWhen someone put their mates address up offering a companion to watch the game and another claretsmad poster turned up at his house with a bag of cans to watch the match
Forget who it was, but I know the lad who’s house he turned up at and he knew nothing about it
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:47 pm
Seconded! Was a Sunday morning staple!claptrappers_union wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:19 pmI genuinely miss Big Daves paper reviews. If anyone buys the Sunday Papers id love it if you could put time aside to share the footy gossip from them.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:49 pm
The opening ceremony of the Olympics in 2012.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:51 pm
The Covid thread. When everything was unfolding. And it quickly accelerated. Players testing positive (arteta and hudson adoi) were the ones I remember if I’m right. And seemed to be so surreal. Shame the thread disappeared. Moment in history.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 11:00 pm
Baseball cap wearing at Sycamore Farm !!!!!
A classic that surfaces in various guises every now and again.
A classic that surfaces in various guises every now and again.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 11:04 pm
‘The Jack Cork mystery’ which SD ignored and it led to his eventual demise.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 11:14 pm
Brighton away when it looked like he was off to another job and we didn't have a striker I thinkagreenwood wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:25 pmThere was a Tuesday night match thread under Cotterill that was a belter, but can’t remember which game it was.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 11:14 pm
GodisaDJ’s detailed escapades in grubby swingers clubs was certainly an education.
There was also a thread where a poster in the ClaretsMad days I think, where a poster described taking some bird he met in a nightclub to the Keirby Hotel and ‘scuttling’ her while the night manager listened in.
One of the responses were, “have you considered writing romantic novels?’
I genuinely lol’ed
There was also a thread where a poster in the ClaretsMad days I think, where a poster described taking some bird he met in a nightclub to the Keirby Hotel and ‘scuttling’ her while the night manager listened in.
One of the responses were, “have you considered writing romantic novels?’
I genuinely lol’ed
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 11:16 pm
The thread Marlon’s pants (?) started on CM
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 11:16 pm
Custard world, those were the days, we even had custard world T shirts, my wife wore mine to the play off final v The blades. Seem to remember having a Coyles army T shirt too, although it may be a Judas shirt now
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 11:56 pm
I'm sure if you look up Allarge clarets posts.... he's the charismatic charmer.......Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:08 pmIs there any archive of these threads I would love to have a read of them, especially the Keirby Hotel one.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2023 12:17 am
https://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboa ... 68#p586268Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:08 pmIs there any archive of these threads I would love to have a read of them, especially the Keirby Hotel one.
Enjoy !
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2023 12:30 am
It’s difficult for me to recall any particular thread in relation to the good old days or any day in present time but what I can recall is nothing, because the good threads get locked or deleted before even started a few posts bang what’s to possibly remember it’s gone before it’s even set out.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2023 1:04 am
That was Frank who turned up, wasn't it?Burnley1989 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2023 9:55 pmWhen someone put their mates address up offering a companion to watch the game and another claretsmad poster turned up at his house with a bag of cans to watch the match
Forget who it was, but I know the lad who’s house he turned up at and he knew nothing about it
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2023 4:25 am
Wasn’t the princess hales one, damo_whitehead? I remember going to bed not able to wait to,wake up the following morning to wait for the “what happened next”
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2023 6:16 am
Comparitively recent.....the morning of Michael Jacksons first game as caretaker manager at WHU when someone pointed out the irony of walking out to "I'm forever blowing bubbles"
Apologies to the original poster, can't remember who it was.
Apologies to the original poster, can't remember who it was.
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2023 6:22 am
Thought it was, pretty sure I sat behind him for a few seasons when I was around 14-15 year old, he was a right fruit loop
Re: One UTC thread that you remember?
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2023 6:32 am