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Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 7:58 pm
by Carport
Not on his own but can anyone explain why he walks on the pitch through the tunnel with one side of his shorts hitched right up but not the other? Superstitious?
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 7:59 pm
by CoolClaret
Think he likes showing his fake tan off
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 8:03 pm
by Vegas Claret
lad lives in a tanning booth, surprised the club doctors haven't told him not to tbh
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 8:29 pm
by Stanbill05
Vegas Claret wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 8:03 pm
lad lives in a tanning booth, surprised the club doctors haven't told him not to tbh
I'm not the innocent mistake police, but you should probably know he's mixed race. That might help.
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 8:45 pm
by Bordeauxclaret
Stanbill05 wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 8:29 pm
I'm not the innocent mistake police, but you should probably know he's mixed race. That might help.
I don’t think he is.
His dads called Barry but I don’t think it’s the famous one.
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 8:47 pm
by Stayingup
Calvert Lewin did the same at Burnley.
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 8:51 pm
by bumba
Stanbill05 wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 8:29 pm
I'm not the innocent mistake police, but you should probably know he's mixed race. That might help.
Barry and Carole from Poole(both English) don't make him mixed race
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 8:52 pm
by Bosscat
Stanbill05 wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 8:29 pm
I'm not the innocent mistake police, but you should probably know he's mixed race. That might help.

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Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 9:07 pm
by 4midable
Stanbill05 wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 8:29 pm
I'm not the innocent mistake police, but you should probably know he's mixed race. That might help.
Is he balls
He lives on a sunbed
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 9:42 pm
by Marney&Mee
Bosscat wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 8:52 pm
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Barry White’s changed a fair bit. Very Michael Jackson of him…
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 10:00 pm
by Tricky Trevor
Michael Antonio plays like that every game.
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 10:14 pm
by ClaretLoup
Marney&Mee wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 9:42 pm
Barry White’s changed a fair bit. Very Michael Jackson of him…
In fact a bit of a sea change for Barry.
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 10:33 pm
by Garnerssoap
Tricky Trevor wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 10:00 pm
Michael Antonio plays like that every game.
Al g
He has an excuse it’s the same pair all season. The West Ham physio has to cut them off after the final game
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 10:37 pm
by Garnerssoap
2 of the Chelsea players wore gloves. Must have been chilly out in the capital tonight. Bless
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 10:49 pm
by Rileybobs
Garnerssoap wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 10:37 pm
2 of the Chelsea players wore gloves. Must have been chilly out in the capital tonight. Bless
I don’t really get the criticism of players wearing gloves. Why wouldn’t you wear them if they made you more comfortable?
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 11:00 pm
by Garnerssoap
Rileybobs wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 10:49 pm
I don’t really get the criticism of players wearing gloves. Why wouldn’t you wear them if they made you more comfortable?
Just not a good look for £80 million quid players on 8 year contracts who’ve managed to amass the grand total of 39 points on a May Day in london. Shamone
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 11:03 pm
by Rileybobs
Garnerssoap wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 11:00 pm
Just not a good look for £80 million quid players on 8 year contracts who’ve managed to amass the grand total of 39 points on a May Day in london. Shamone
If you earn so much money why not spend a little bit of it on some gloves to keep your hands warm.
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 11:07 pm
by Garnerssoap
Rileybobs wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 11:03 pm
If you earn so much money why not spend a little bit of it on some gloves to keep your hands warm.
Or just run around a bit more. Might help
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 12:13 am
by Spiral
I don't think you can run around headless chicken style like it's the 80's without screwing up your team's tactics in modern football. Some positions cover loads of ground during a game, others are about timing your movement, and that can mean a fair bit of walking around.
FWIW I don't care enough to have an opinion on gloves/no gloves, just wanted to point out that running around to warm yourself isn't always possible.
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 9:50 am
by RN_Claret
Thought this was about some early 1980's album!!
Re: Ben White’s shorts!
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 10:32 am
by Falcon
I exercise wearing gloves in chilly weather because otherwise my Reynauds-y fingers would go white and hurt like beggary.
It's not always because they're soft, Southern wet-wipes.