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Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 8:05 pm
by Bosscat
Is anyone watching

Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 8:10 pm
by Aclaret
Not unless Sandie Shaw is representing us......its a freak show now.
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 8:11 pm
by Lip
Probably just watch the results.
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 8:12 pm
by Buxtonclaret
Nope.
I'll just say my train didnt turn up.

Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 8:12 pm
by bobinho
The most political popularity contest on the planet?
Nah… not watching. Just finished watching Great Expectations.
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 8:15 pm
by HahaYeah
Who will come second to The Ukraine? Probably Finland.

Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 8:20 pm
by timshorts
I can't see why Sweden is such a favourite. It's OK, but not great.
Probably Finland seems a good guess. Australia is fun. Uk ought to finish on the right hand side of the board.
Seems stronger than last year, although some of those that got knocked out in semi 1 would have walked semi 2
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 8:22 pm
by bobinho
HahaYeah wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 8:15 pm
Who will come second to The Ukraine? Probably Finland.
You are not suggesting it’s fixed again this year are you?
I don’t think Ukraine will “win” again. They had the protest “virtue signalling” voting last year, they won’t be doing it again.
Interesting that Zelenskyy hasn’t been allowed to address the audience…



apparently, it would be against the rules.



Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 8:54 pm
by karatekid
Switzerland best so far
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 8:56 pm
by timshorts
karatekid wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 8:54 pm
Switzerland best so far
He performed better in the semi.
Spain will still get some points notwithstanding the song being pants.
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 9:00 pm
by Burnley Ace
Sweden looks like an extra from Dune!
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 9:03 pm
by elwaclaret
Oh dear, I thought this might be the one place of sanctuary. Amazing how an all out promotion can change a competition that was rightly ridiculed by Terry Wogan into this carnival of crap.
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 9:10 pm
by Aclaret
elwaclaret wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 9:03 pm
Oh dear, I thought this might be the one place of sanctuary. Amazing how an all out promotion can change a competition that was rightly ridiculed by Terry Wogan into this carnival of crap.
" Carnival of Crap "......couldn't put it better myself.
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 9:30 pm
by karatekid
Australia was pretty good
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 9:30 pm
by FCBurnley
If you watch that you need to get a life. Pathetic beyond words
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 9:32 pm
by karatekid
Still amuses me that folk watch and comment on a programme that they apparently detest.


Surely they can find something else to watch on the other 200 or so channels available
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 9:36 pm
by Claret
Eurovision is brilliant.
I will definitely be dressing up in garish clothes then marking each and every song before trying to predict how each country will vote. You simply can't beat it.
When does it start?
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 9:46 pm
by Aclaret
karatekid wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 9:30 pm
Australia was pretty good
Australia ? Eurovision ?
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 9:47 pm
by Spijed
No matter how hard I look I can't see Australia on a map of Europe
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 9:51 pm
by Boss Hogg
Wasn’t going to bother watching but it hasn’t half been hyped up all week. Australias must be a complete p*sstake of the competition. A bit like them being in it. One or two good singers (Switzerland and Estonia) but some compete sh*te too.
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 9:51 pm
by NewClaret
Spijed wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 9:47 pm
No matter how hard I look I can't see Australia on a map of Europe
Why Isreal and Australia are in Eurovision:
https://www.mylondon.news/whats-on/what ... d-26896158#
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 9:56 pm
by Spiral
Spijed wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 9:47 pm
No matter how hard I look I can't see Australia on a map of Europe
If you look at a map of the world you'll see that Australia is to the south east of Germany.
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:18 pm
by Rick_Muller
UK’s Mae Muller sounded a little flat. Seemed like her mic was turned down
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:19 pm
by karatekid
I agree , the sound was terrible.
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:21 pm
by NewClaret
karatekid wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 10:19 pm
I agree , the sound was terrible.
Agree, weird. Couldn’t here a word she said!
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:21 pm
by Bosscat
Rick_Muller wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 10:18 pm
UK’s Mae Muller sounded a little flat. Seemed like her mic was turned down
I think she has upset the powers that be with her political views and wish to become German and move to Spain
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:26 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
It's a joke that Israel is anywhere near the Euro football qualifications.
An absolute nasty rogue state in Asia.
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:27 pm
by karatekid
Bin Ont Turf wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 10:26 pm
It's a joke that Israel is anywhere near the Euro football qualifications.
An absolute nasty rogue state in Asia.
Are you Roger Waters in disguise

Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:33 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
karatekid wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 10:27 pm
Are you Roger Waters in disguise
No, but is he massively anti Jewish-Nazism as well?
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:34 pm
by Spiral
Ooooh Jeremy Corbyn
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:39 pm
by Commy
Australia, for some reason, love the Eurovision, so were invited to join in to commemorate the 60th contest. They seem, somehow, to have managed to enter every year since.
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:41 pm
by Lancasterclaret
I for one am shocked at the people on here who don't like Eurovision
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:42 pm
by SalisburyClaret
Nordics or Israel to win?
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:43 pm
by AmbleClaret
FCBurnley wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 9:30 pm
If you watch that you need to get a life. Pathetic beyond words
Mmm........
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:44 pm
by PremierLeagueClass
Some sad old men on this thread

lighten up chaps.
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:44 pm
by gandhisflipflop
It’s a political ********. However I watch it because I have great memories as a kid of seeing Katrina and the waves win it. I look past the politics and have a laugh with it. If you have a laugh watching it, it’s actually amusing tv
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:47 pm
by Lancasterclaret
gandhisflipflop wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 10:44 pm
It’s a political ********. However I watch it because I have great memories as a kid of seeing Katrina and the waves win it. I look past the politics and have a laugh with it. If you have a laugh watching it, it’s actually amusing tv
I mean, its not even a serious political ******** anymore, everyone knows that Greece and Cyprus will give each other a 12, and thats cool
its just a great laugh for a few hours
Moldova/Finland/Germany/Belgium for the win this time I think
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:51 pm
by bfcjg
If you like it fair enough,if you don't fair enough.
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:59 pm
by SalisburyClaret
Funniest programme of the year - every year, brilliant.
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:59 pm
by ICL
One of the annual events that my family share via WhatsApp, even if I have to miss MOTD

Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 11:00 pm
by Zero
No Mel. Sonya does not look the same.
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 11:00 pm
by Lancasterclaret
SalisburyClaret wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 10:59 pm
Funniest programme of the year - every year, brilliant.
And it gets better ever year as everyone just has a bit of fun
I think people need to remember to have fun occasionally, rather than just whinge about everything that isn't in their comfort zone (or everything with some on here)
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 11:04 pm
by Lancasterclaret
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 11:13 pm
by bfcjg
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 11:31 pm
by Burnley1989
Personally I love it, Liverpool have done a great job putting all the emphasis on Ukraine.
The voting can be a bit political but let’s not forget we almost won last year after being nowhere near for donkeys years yet politically we are a bullying set of USA brown noses.
It’s all good fun
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 11:34 pm
by SalisburyClaret
UK could be last if this carries on
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 11:37 pm
by Spiral
Unironically just switched it on and I find out fking Septa Unella from Game of Thrones is presenting it WTF?
*ding ding ding* shame
*ding ding ding* shame
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 11:49 pm
by Burnley Ace
What is Catherine Tate on? Sweden looks catatonic!
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 11:52 pm
by SalisburyClaret
2nd bottom then
Re: Eurovision
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 11:53 pm
by Bosscat
At least we beat the Germans
