The Stockport Iniesta
The Yorkshire Pirlo
The Welsh Cafu
The Bury Beckham

Cringey as f@ck

Can you imagine the Brazilian,Spanish,Italians naming their players after English players who they are nowhere near as good as ?

The Rio Rooney
The Madrid Moore
The Sassuolo Scholes

Might aswell see the best ones we can come up with using Burnley players past or present

The Barcelona Blake

The Bratislavan Barnes

The Philadelphia Philliskirk?

The Ginger Pele.

On a Monday night I am known as The Burnley Baresi so no, not cringey at all.

TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:18 pm

On a Monday night I am known as The Burnley Baresi so no, not cringey at all.

Your the Burnley Blatherwick

I usually join in with any old crap going on this board but I've no idea what the criteria is.

Isn't Al-Dakhil already known as the Baghdad Baresi?

He is now!

The Charlton Charlton.

fidelcastro wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:47 pm

Isn't Al-Dakhil already known as the Baghdad Baresi?

He is now!

I have been trying to get that going

Dutch Cassidy (&the StevieKindon Kid)
Finish Fletcher

Andy Payton was known as the Padiham Predator.

The Burnley Lara is one of the most well known.
No it is not cringey as **** and it’s quite a good laugh having a joke about someone not being good at something…

Talking about the Barnsley Beckenbauer ,when Tarks was at is best more than a few slagged Stones off ,but what a player that guy is now.

Would that make Dychey ... "The Kettering Klopp"

The Corfu Cullen

The Invincible Kompany

TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:18 pm

On a Monday night I am known as The Burnley Baresi so no, not cringey at all.

The Marsden Micky Quinn more like.

The Winsford Winstanley, that was about his level.

I'm known as the Pennine Parkin to some of my 5 a side colleagues.

welsbyswife wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:06 pm

The Marsden Micky Quinn more like.

Nah, Micky Quinn had an eye for goal.

RMutt wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:48 pm

The Charlton Charlton.

Does the Charlton Charlton do the Charleston?

Carwin261 wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:12 pm

Talking about the Barnsley Beckenbauer ,when Tarks was at is best more than a few slagged Stones off ,but what a player that guy is now.

Unbelievably good now isn’t he? He was always class but he’s added so much to his game.

Graham DiBranchio?

The Crewe Alexander Arnold

Are we still trying to sign the Coventry kane?

And after today, we can probably wave goodbye to the Uxbridge usshole, the kangaroo kourt krook, the brexit buffoon or whatever you want to call him even though we weren't meant to, but he's not a politician now, so it's probably alright.

BeckenBayer > Barnsley Beckenbauer

dougcollins wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:16 pm

Does the Charlton Charlton do the Charleston?

Of course, to The Charlatans.

The Schlieren Schmeichel

The Reykjavík Ronaldinho

The Swindon Sneijder

The Fortuna Tella

Nick the Greek.

The scouse Makalele was it?

Uwe.

The Padua Predator?

Robbie Blake - the Pennine Puskas