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Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:13 pm
by Flixtonclaret1
How are we going to make the match day experience hostile ( within the law!) for away teams following VK speech and The Beast calling us to arms?
My tartan blanket on the front row of the BL Stand could be changed for a skull and crossbones blanket?
Will we run out to:
Strange Town
Town called Malice
Double Dutch ( for our older viewers!)
Awaiting instructions!
Loyal Bob Lorder

Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:17 pm
by ClaretsPadiham
For night matches turn the flood lights off and come out to the Undertakers music.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:19 pm
by Guitargeorge
Iād say get the light show going, ramp up the volume, and hit āem with Metallica āFor Whom The Bell Tollsā
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:21 pm
by andyh
Echo and the Bunnymen(or the doors) : People are strange
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:22 pm
by Guller Bull
Guitargeorge wrote: āFri Jun 16, 2023 6:19 pm
Iād say get the light show going, ramp up the volume, and hit āem with Metallica āFor Whom The Bell Tollsā
Having seen/heard Metallica twice last week that could help!!!
They would be snoring by the first clang.

Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:26 pm
by RVclaret
Given that Iāve seen Burnley fans moan when thereās a firework set off outside the stadium and suggest theyād be unhappy to be under a giant banner/tifo type thing ahead of kick off, thereās a slim to none chance of anything other than No Nay Never being sung.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:30 pm
by taio
RVclaret wrote: āFri Jun 16, 2023 6:26 pm
Given that Iāve seen Burnley fans moan when thereās a firework set off outside the stadium and suggest theyād be unhappy to be under a giant banner/tifo type thing ahead of kick off, thereās a slim to none chance of anything other than No Nay Never being sung.
The club tried a number of different things last season which seemed to go down well
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:32 pm
by TheFamilyCat
Turn the PA down and let the fans create an atmosphere. with a drum, of course.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:35 pm
by NewClaret
TheFamilyCat wrote: āFri Jun 16, 2023 6:32 pm
Turn the PA down and let the fans create an atmosphere. with a drum, of course.
We have a PA system?
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:36 pm
by Bosscat
Its got to be AC/DC "Highway to hell"
https://youtu.be/l482T0yNkeo
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:36 pm
by equinox
Hurl burning balls of hay and Tar over the Bob Lord stand from the main road?
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:37 pm
by RVclaret
taio wrote: āFri Jun 16, 2023 6:30 pm
The club tried a number of different things last season which seemed to go down well
Light show is good but needs to be at kick off not 10 mins before. Combined with some better music too. The dj session with Jordan North and fire etc was decent tbf although seemed to be a one off. Would like to see something involving more flags / scarves ahead of ko. Looked great at Forest and Newcastle this season in the Prem.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:40 pm
by Bosscat
Or this one "Thunderstruck"
https://youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:41 pm
by taio
RVclaret wrote: āFri Jun 16, 2023 6:37 pm
Light show is good but needs to be at kick off not 10 mins before. Combined with some better music too. The dj session with Jordan North and fire etc was decent tbf although seemed to be a one off. Would like to see something involving more flags / scarves ahead of ko. Looked great at Forest and Newcastle this season in the Prem.
I agree although I doubt many supporters would be unhappy with it if they did.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:55 pm
by Vegas Claret
RVclaret wrote: āFri Jun 16, 2023 6:37 pm
Light show is good but needs to be at kick off not 10 mins before. Combined with some better music too. The dj session with Jordan North and fire etc was decent tbf although seemed to be a one off. Would like to see something involving more flags / scarves ahead of ko. Looked great at Forest and Newcastle this season in the Prem.
Please correct me if I'm wrong as it's quite hard to judge atmosphere's accurately on the TV - the last time the Turf was bouncing in the PL was when we played Cardiff and it was the day the club gave out the free scarves - it makes a HUGE difference and I hope someone points that out to those that make the decisions. The biggest and easiest thing we could do to create a better atmosphere would be to slow the songs down, it's basic but will make the world of difference.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:57 pm
by bfcjg
Rocky masks.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 7:03 pm
by Jacob Rees Dogg
Should walk out very slowly to āKashmirā by Led Zeppelin and eyeball every single opposition player
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 7:12 pm
by davideyresleftear
Guitargeorge wrote: āFri Jun 16, 2023 6:19 pm
Iād say get the light show going, ramp up the volume, and hit āem with Metallica āFor Whom The Bell Tollsā
I would honestly love this
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 7:16 pm
by Aclaret
First glance saw it as Welcome to Hull.....no thanks
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 7:24 pm
by Flixtonclaret1
Aclaret wrote: āFri Jun 16, 2023 7:16 pm
First glance saw it as Welcome to Hull.....no thanks
Welcome to the Bob Lord Stand
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 7:24 pm
by Bosscat
Jacob Rees Dogg wrote: āFri Jun 16, 2023 7:03 pm
Should walk out very slowly to āKashmirā by Led Zeppelin and eyeball every single opposition player
Another cracker
https://youtu.be/PD-MdiUm1_Y


Saw a young Electronic violinist do this on a Rhine Cruise ... hairs stood up on the back of my neck
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 7:25 pm
by Oshkoshclaret
Why look any further than āWelcome to Hellā by Venom?
https://youtu.be/4e0VvHZMaTs
Disgusting production, terrible playing⦠but a stone cold metal classic all the same. Iām seeing flames on the Turf LED screens when Cronos sings āburning lives burningā.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 7:40 pm
by NewClaret
Thereās so much we could do to make TM a more intimidating.
I always think that the atmosphere at TM is very good anyway but more could be done. Would require a concerted efforts from the club and so far I donāt see anything that suggests they will do that tbh.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 7:44 pm
by Gordaleman
The Burnley version of the All Blacks 'Haka' would be amazing. We could turn it into a gurning contest but with so many foreigners in the team these days, I think we might scare our own players.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:09 pm
by DCWat
Itād definitely be hell if we came out to some rock / heavy metal! Iād have to time my stadium entry for 14:59 to avoid the bloody racket!
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:09 pm
by Rileybobs
Hopefully the new premium membership holders will bring something to the party. Would be great if we could house our most loyal fans in the same concentrated area of the ground to ramp the atmosphere up.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:14 pm
by Gordaleman
Rileybobs wrote: āFri Jun 16, 2023 8:09 pm
Hopefully the new premium membership holders will bring something to the party. Would be great if we could house our most loyal fans in the same concentrated area of the ground to ramp the atmosphere up.
Not sure our most loyal fans are necessarily the most vocal. I've been watching Burnley for 71 years but I'm all for a relatively quiet life these days.

Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:18 pm
by Aclaret
Rileybobs wrote: āFri Jun 16, 2023 8:09 pm
Hopefully the new premium membership holders will bring something to the party. Would be great if we could house our most loyal fans in the same concentrated area of the ground to ramp the atmosphere up.
What's that Rileybobs ? ....our most loyal fans ? We are sat everywhere...I've been a loyal fan for 57 years been sat in JML for 7 years now not a great atmosphere but a great view of game
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:59 pm
by Quickenthetempo
Turn the music off with 5 minutes to go and let the fans get behind the team.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 9:02 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
Just f***ing sing till you can't sing anymore.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 9:11 pm
by Jamesy
Vegas Claret wrote: āFri Jun 16, 2023 6:55 pm
Please correct me if I'm wrong as it's quite hard to judge atmosphere's accurately on the TV - the last time the Turf was bouncing in the PL was when we played Cardiff and it was the day the club gave out the free scarves - it makes a HUGE difference and I hope someone points that out to those that make the decisions. The biggest and easiest thing we could do to create a better atmosphere would be to slow the songs down, it's basic but will make the world of difference.
And we donāt want to start giving out those Leicester City type inflatable clackers, they make a din but are naff.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 9:15 pm
by Vegas Claret
Jamesy wrote: āFri Jun 16, 2023 9:11 pm
And we donāt want to start giving out those Leicester City type inflatable clackers, they make a din but are naff.
for sure, big difference between a scarf and one of them though !
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 9:34 pm
by aclaretinstevenage
Kashmir is a great shout but we could put the creeps up them with Rammstein's Links 2 3 4 including the crazy video on the big screen
https://youtu.be/Ph-CA_tu5KA
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 10:35 pm
by St Austell Claret
All good suggestions however go for abit of Motorhead and this little ditty off the album Bastards
https://youtu.be/lFbnQQ6t98Q
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:23 pm
by Stockbrokerbelt
Wild thing by Oliver read would be great.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 11:45 pm
by Bosscat
Stockbrokerbelt wrote: āFri Jun 16, 2023 11:23 pm
Wild thing by Oliver read would be great.


Do you mean by Oliver Reed the Boozy Actor who died whilst filming Gladiator or "Wild Thing" by Reg Presley and the Troggs original song

Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 12:04 am
by IronMike
I haven't posted on here for a long time (more of a lurker these days), but I think that the atmosphere we created during the parade could be used as a template for making a more imposing atmosphere on match days.
Flags and banners all across the Culvert, flares/smoke bombs/chants/singing as the team coaches arrive, and ramping up the "one team" ethic across the home fanbase and encouraging people to be in and around the stretch from the Culvert to the ground much earlier. There would also need to be some coordination between the club and the pubs under the Culvert to create the "Wecome To Hell" aesthetic.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 6:44 am
by fatboy47
Quickenthetempo wrote: āFri Jun 16, 2023 8:59 pm
Turn the music off with 5 minutes to go and let the fans get behind the team.
Turn the music off full stop.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 8:08 am
by StuffyClaret
Possibly time to bring Chico and the dancing dogs out of retirement?

Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 8:27 am
by Jel
Apocalypse Now, Ride of the Valkyries would create a daunting atmosphere.
https://youtu.be/nZ_zNUmr8fM
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 8:27 am
by Rouwens_Weapon
I think what would be really novel and cool is if the club got someone to parachute in with the match ball.

Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 8:48 am
by CaptainKirk
Some decent ideas here and I am all for improving the atmosphere, but donāt think for one minute that any of that will put Harland, Kane , Salah, etc off their stride!

Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 1:16 pm
by ClaretPete001
The best way of scaring the opposition is to invite them on here for a bit of debate.....!
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 1:56 pm
by AlargeClaret
More like welcome to Disneyland with some of the suggestions on here . No player has EVER been intimated at a UK ground by flashing lights and assorted corporate merrymaking . ā Intimidating ā atmospheres ( if they even remotely exist ) can only be created during the game , by the fans serious passion and noise .
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 3:13 pm
by Middle-agedClaret
TBH, I find it a bit depressing that we would want to focus on being āhostileā and āintimidatingā to opposition teams, and by inference, their fans.
Why canāt we just concentrate on positive support for our own team!
Sadly, itās a small step from manufactured aggression to some dimwit feeling the need to attack physically the other team or their fans.
Love and Peace.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 3:36 pm
by Guitargeorge
Could someone in the Bob Lord bring a drum? The Great Drum of Knotty Ash hasnāt been played for a bit
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 5:30 pm
by Claretforever
Simple; the fans have to be noisy, and be horrible to opposing players. You scream at them when they come near to you. You make them not want to go towards the fans to collect a ball for a throw in or a corner. Anything which causes them to lose focus for a minute or two. Be a right set of horrible b*****ds.
Will it work? If it helps us gets 4-5 points extra it could be the difference. Remember the other year singing āyou let your country downā to Sterling? The fans were on at him constantly. He didnāt actually let anybody down, but it got in his head, he could barely play, and he ended up being subbed.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 5:34 pm
by CaptainKirk
Claretforever wrote: āSat Jun 17, 2023 5:30 pm
Simple; the fans have to be noisy, and be horrible to opposing players. You scream at them when they come near to you. You make them not want to go towards the fans to collect a ball for a throw in or a corner. Anything which causes them to lose focus for a minute or two. Be a right set of horrible b*****ds.
Will it work? If it helps us gets 4-5 points extra it could be the difference. Remember the other year singing āyou let your country downā to Sterling? The fans were on at him constantly. He didnāt actually let anybody down, but it got in his head, he could barely play, and he ended up being subbed.
Think I would rather just watch the game to be honest, rather than act like a p****d up or c***d up yob.
Thatās just me I guess.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 6:46 pm
by HahaYeah
Can't see VK getting the support he wants.
Re: Welcome to Hell
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 7:23 pm
by Cubanforever
Complete silence and everybody with ice hockey masks on.....including the away end