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You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:19 pm
by bfcjg
Mine would depend on the player, ideally a tough tackling fearless rock hard midfielder, I'd utilise some archive footage of the walk up to the Longside from the Bee hole turnstiles, just as you get to the infamous bogs rats,cockroaches come running out screaming a pause then the new signing comes out laughing and says something along the lines of you call this frightening ? Then it goes to a clip of a tough tackle.
OK maybe not an oscar winner but a Bafta perhaps. ( for younger posters ask a parent or grandparents )

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:21 pm
by Spiral
It's memes all the way baby! Something from Terminator or summat.

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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:22 pm
by Vegas Claret
I'm waiting for them to do a tongue in cheek Emmerdale sketch

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:25 pm
by andyh
Ted Lasso clipโ€ฆ too many to choose from.

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:32 pm
by Lancasterclaret
Something to do with Star Wars

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:56 pm
by what_no_pies
Beavis and Butthead

"Haha haha haha ha haha haha Harry Kane"

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Scooby Doo villian reveal. Lift the cartoon mask to find out these pesky Claret kids have nabbed Old Man Redmond!

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:57 pm
by Rick_Muller
Field of Dreams - but Turf Moor - if we build it they will come :)

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:05 pm
by what_no_pies
Rick_Muller wrote: โ†‘
Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:57 pm
Field of Dreams - but Turf Moor - if we build it they will come :)
We don't need a bigger ground! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:08 pm
by LoveCurryPies
what_no_pies wrote: โ†‘
Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:05 pm
We don't need a bigger ground! ๐Ÿ˜‰
I did agree. Many canโ€™t get tickets.

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:11 pm
by what_no_pies
I can't get tickets but still think more seats are potential for more empty seats in the future. Let's have more than 1 season of being sold out before we spend tens of millions on what could easily become a white elephant.

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:12 pm
by Elbarad
As one of the dwarves showing up at Bilbo Baggin's door for the unexpected party. Especially if it's a sneaky signing.

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:20 pm
by todclaret
if it's for Tella then it'd involve depicting the Royal Dyche as a cocktail bar...

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:33 pm
by Bosscat
Die Hard ... John McClaine throwing Devils Advocate out of a 45th storey Window in Nakatomi Tower and him landing on the bonnet (hood) of our new signings car

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 7:44 am
by TheFamilyCat
The head in the box scene from Se7en. Although I am not advocating the decapitation of our new signing.

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 8:35 am
by Ampth7
The A-team springs to mind for a reveal video ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:06 am
by Falcon
I'd push the boundaries and use porn memes

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:11 am
by tarkys_ears
todclaret wrote: โ†‘
Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:20 pm
if it's for Tella then it'd involve depicting the Royal Dyche as a cocktail bar...
Is he working there?

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:36 am
by ClaretsPadiham
Nathan Tella viewing his new 2 bedroom house up Stoops.

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:47 am
by Jimscho
Parachutists landing on Cricket Field stand and one of them is the new signing dropping in.

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:57 am
by Foshiznik
I'd have the player re-enacting one of the world famous Turf Moor half time dog shows.

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:03 am
by bfcjg
Foshiznik wrote: โ†‘
Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:57 am
I'd have the player re-enacting one of the world famous Turf Moor half time dog shows.
๐Ÿ˜‚ brilliant.

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:07 am
by ArmchairDetective
Ashes at Old Trafford.

England batter hits it for a six. Caught by a chap in the crowd. Who is the chap. None other than James Trafford wearing his Burnley shirt and goalie gloves. Cue celebratory music of Tom Hark.

Oops. A bit late with this one.

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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:08 am
by Quickenthetempo
Got to be a good Forrest Gump or Happy Gilmore clip out there.

Do we have to pay to use the the material with copyright?

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:10 am
by Foshiznik
Quickenthetempo wrote: โ†‘
Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:08 am
Got to be a good Forrest Gump or Happy Gilmore clip out there.

Do we have to pay to use the the material with copyright?
I assume yes, but by the time any copyright strike hits, the player has been announced, so not an issue just to delete it.

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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:40 am
by Pearcey
Iโ€™d do Derek Redmond limping to the finishing line with his Dad and make the finishing line the Turf.

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 11:46 am
by bfcjg
Claret Tony typing away on his laptop, a voice going no,try again,ditto then the laptop held up with the incorrectly spelt new players name,and selling club new signing leans down spells club and name then says Up the Clarets as they all seem to do. :D
No offence Tony!

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 1:08 pm
by It Is What It Is
The clip from Jaws when Quint and Hooper are talking about tattoos..then the banging of the shark on the hull.. the cabin .door opening and new signing walks in...

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 1:13 pm
by ลฝiลพkovClaret
Umbrella by Rhianna with "Burnley signed Nathan Tella" at the end sung by Alan Pace

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 1:34 pm
by Devils_Advocate
Devils_Advocate wrote: โ†‘
Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:32 pm
Something from an American TV show like Brookly Nine-Nine
Called it

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:08 pm
by Croydon Claret
Got to be a clip involving the "Here's Johnny" scene from The Shining.

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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:16 pm
by HahaYeah
Croydon Claret wrote: โ†‘
Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:08 pm
Got to be a clip involving the "Here's Johnny" scene from The Shining.
Still wouldn't be as disturbing as the tellytubbies.

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:17 pm
by HahaYeah
Jimscho wrote: โ†‘
Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:47 am
Parachutists landing on Cricket Field stand and one of them is the new signing dropping in.
That's a brilliant idea! :mrgreen:

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:39 pm
by depechedingle
The Fast Show

Channel 9 Neus

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:39 pm
by depechedingle
HahaYeah wrote: โ†‘
Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:16 pm
Still wouldn't be as disturbing as the tellytubbies.
I thought the telletubbies one was just plain weird.

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:42 pm
by depechedingle
Oliver,

Please sir I want so more.

MORE MORE!!!

More signings sir, announce mystery player.

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:43 pm
by depechedingle
Shawshank Redemption.

A fair few possibilities

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:56 pm
by Pickles
You either go current or retro and mass appeal or niche appeal. It's player dependent too, if there's an obvious link with the player signing then that's a bonus.

A lot of the people viewing and sharing these videos are of an age where the 90s is either nostalgic for them, or something they've seen on TV.

So with that thinking I'd maybe go for a 90s Power Rangers clip.

Re: You get to do the next reveal video, what would it be like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 3:12 pm
by Sutton-Claret
A Phoenix Nights sketch.... Player has been facepainted like a tiger as per young Kenny.... however this time it isn't permanent and wipes off to reveal new player.....