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Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:03 am
by fidelcastro
I've chosen to move seats this season, for what I thought was a better view, which it is, but I'm now sat next to a complete clown who just shouts "you **** b@stard" at the top of his voice in full view of his young son (I'm guessing) who thinks it's hilarious. Some role model :roll: Their inane comments throughout the game on Friday were also a complete irritation.

It looks as though I've no choice but to put up with this, as I can't just move to an empty seat further away any more.There just aren't any now.

Does anyone else have the same or similar problem, and kind of wishes they were sat elsewhere?

I think I just want to know that it's not just me 😬

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:10 am
by randomclaret2
fidelcastro wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:03 am
I've chosen to move seats this season, for what I thought was a better view, which it is, but I'm now sat next to a complete clown who just shouts "you **** b@stard" at the top of his voice in full view of his young son (I'm guessing) who thinks it's hilarious. Some role model :roll: Their inane comments throughout the game on Friday were also a complete irritation.

It looks as though I've no choice but to put up with this, as I can't just move to an empty seat further away any more.There just aren't any now.

Does anyone else have the same or similar problem, and kind of wishes they were sat elsewhere?

I think I just want to know that it's not just me 😬
Another unintended consequence of all seater stadiums. I wonder if your ' neighbour' reads this board ?

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:14 am
by ClaretTony
I recall being sat next to someone at Oxford in 2000 and his language was really appalling, using the worst of words. I thought I'd make the point to him that there was a young girl sat next to him, maybe around eight-years-old. I was told in no uncertain terms that:

1. I should keep my mouth shut
2. The little girl was his daughter


As for me now on the Turf - I sit between my brother and jdrobbo and I think I can just about put up with them. :D

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:17 am
by nil_desperandum
randomclaret2 wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:10 am
Another unintended consequence of all seater stadiums. I wonder if your ' neighbour' reads this board ?
He might do.
What's his seat number? :)

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:17 am
by wilks_bfc
fidelcastro wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:03 am
I've chosen to move seats this season, for what I thought was a better view, which it is, but I'm now sat next to a complete clown who just shouts "you **** b@stard" at the top of his voice in full view of his young son (I'm guessing) who thinks it's hilarious. Some role model :roll: Their inane comments throughout the game on Friday were also a complete irritation.

It looks as though I've no choice but to put up with this, as I can't just move to an empty seat further away any more.There just aren't any now.

Does anyone else have the same or similar problem, and kind of wishes they were sat elsewhere?

I think I just want to know that it's not just me 😬
If it happens, report it

Realise that sounds obvious but it can be done anonymously if worried about potential repercussions

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:21 am
by lakedistrictclaret
I sit next to my sister, and behind my cousin and his mate.
No real problems there.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:21 am
by fatboy47
I don't get too sniffy about who's around me. It's an earthy game and it takes all sorts to make a crowd.

Not sure I'd want to be in some gathering of the sanitised genteel classes.

When my own kids were exposed to the occasional drunken gobsh1tes and loud-mouthed simpletons I tended to use it as an educational opportunity for them, and I believe they're better for the experience.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:25 am
by bfcjg
I'm really fortunate where I sit, lovely people, very passionate mixed age group which brings with it different opinions on the game and when we chat in general about other things.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:25 am
by TsarBomba
fidelcastro wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:03 am
I've chosen to move seats this season, for what I thought was a better view, which it is, but I'm now sat next to a complete clown who just shouts "you **** b@stard" at the top of his voice in full view of his young son (I'm guessing) who thinks it's hilarious. Some role model :roll: Their inane comments throughout the game on Friday were also a complete irritation.

It looks as though I've no choice but to put up with this, as I can't just move to an empty seat further away any more.There just aren't any now.

Does anyone else have the same or similar problem, and kind of wishes they were sat elsewhere?

I think I just want to know that it's not just me 😬
I feel your pain.

I had two guys relatively near to me shouting obscenities all game on Friday.

One had his wife and two kids with him (assuming), but it didn’t deter him one bit. He was about 4/5 rows up from me, and had I been closer I would’ve said something.

I’ve always found it very strange how people behave at football matches. Just watch the game and keep your foul mouthed opinions to yourself, nobody wants to hear it.

I also like the tactical geniuses that shout random things like ā€˜push up’ or ā€˜spread it’.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:27 am
by Steve1956
fatboy47 wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:21 am
I don't get too sniffy about who's around me. It's an earthy game and it takes all sorts to make a crowd.

Not sure I'd want to be in some gathering of the sanitised genteel classes.

When my own kids were exposed to the occasional drunken gobsh1tes and loud-mouthed simpletons I tended to use it as an educational opportunity for them, and I believe they're better for the experience.
Had to log in to give that a "like" Buddy šŸ˜†

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:29 am
by ŽižkovClaret
wilks_bfc wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:17 am
If it happens, report it

Realise that sounds obvious but it can be done anonymously if worried about potential repercussions
I guess it depends what the *** word is, i naively, perhaps assumed "soft" which tbh wouldn't meet the threshold for a report imo

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:30 am
by ŽižkovClaret
TsarBomba wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:25 am
I also like the tactical geniuses that shout random things like ā€˜push up’ or ā€˜spread it’.
I call em Pap Guardiola ;)

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:31 am
by AfloatinClaret
fidelcastro wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:03 am
Does anyone else have the same or similar problem, and kind of wishes they were sat elsewhere?
I think I just want to know that it's not just me 😬
So are you suggesting that there are seats somewhere within Turf Moor which aren't close (within hearing distance) of a at least one foul-mouthed moron? :shock: Where are they, I want one too!
My wife and I have four family/friends who each hold a pair of season tickets and we go to watch using their tickets whenever one of them can't - i think we've attended more home games than any of them over the last two seasons :lol: - But during last season, my wife stopped going if it was my older brother's tickets that we were offered... I won't say whereabouts, but I suspect his seats might be located somewhere near to Fidel's.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:31 am
by Casper2
Ok I won’t attend again :)

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:31 am
by BigAlClaret
I've sat with the same group in front,behind, left and right for years.I barely know their names,what they do or where they are from but for a couple of hours every 2 weeks or so I can honestly say I enjoy their company. Whatever their opinions we are all there for the same thing I hope and we are all part of the wider matchday experience. I know others have their own area issues but I wouldn't change mine for the world despite being in the much maligned CFS

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:34 am
by AfloatinClaret
ŽižkovClaret wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:30 am
I call em Pap Guardiola ;)
:lol: Love it! I'm stealing that one!

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:34 am
by wilks_bfc
ŽižkovClaret wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:29 am
I guess it depends what the *** word is, i naively, perhaps assumed "soft" which tbh wouldn't meet the threshold for a report imo
I agree I wouldn’t report ā€œsoft b@stardā€ but why I assumed it was something else. Why would you **** soft though and not the other word?

Depending what was said I also probably wouldn’t report on first instance initially, but would if it was ongoing

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:35 am
by Longsidelenny1882
Does sat on the couch at home with the wife watching telly count. Utc

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:39 am
by arise_sir_charge
I assumed the **** was ****.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:39 am
by Steve1956
This thread has great potential of being an absolute classic šŸ‘Œ

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:40 am
by Bosscat
I don't sit near any foul mouthed idiots ... the people around me are very genteel and lovely folk ... what they might say about me is another matter 🤭🤭🤭

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:41 am
by ŽižkovClaret
Hopefully my new neighbours weren't too p****d off with me :lol:

It was a very Burnley moment though to discover im randomly 6 seats across from a lad i went to school with :lol:

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:42 am
by Woodleyclaret
I was told to shut the fxxx up by a clown who sat through the game clearly nursing a hangover
He didn't clap or cheer the team on once.
Mercifully I have not seen him for a couple of years thank goodness.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:44 am
by Longsidelenny1882
True story a bloke behind me shouted these are not that good and wouldn’t like to watch this every week I kid you not šŸ™ˆutc

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:50 am
by Bosscat
ŽižkovClaret wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:41 am
Hopefully my new neighbours weren't too p****d off with me :lol:

It was a very Burnley moment though to discover im randomly 6 seats across from a lad i went to school with :lol:
Quite a few yrs ago went on an FA Cup match in January and was sat in my own seat ... imagine the surprise when a gentleman came and sat down next to me, looked at me and "I know you" and we realised we had been at a Christmas get together only a fortnight before at my brother-in-laws in Lothersdale (he sits in the Bob Lord normally and had moved across for a change) it was my brother-in-laws wifes brother 🤣 small world innit

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:52 am
by BleedingClaret
Same seat

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:53 am
by ŽižkovClaret
Bosscat wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:50 am
it was my brother-in-laws wifes brother 🤣 small world innit
Isn't that........ you?

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:55 am
by Bosscat
ŽižkovClaret wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:53 am
Isn't that........ you?
🤣🤣 yes ... I know what I meant brother-in-laws sisters husband 🤣
What silly bunt 🤣🤣🤣

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:59 am
by ŽižkovClaret
Thought you had a case of the andy Gorams for a moment

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 12:07 pm
by MDWat
We sit in front of two older blokes who do nothing but whinge about the football being played throughout the game. It’s fair to say they haven’t accustomed themselves to Kompany’s way of playing.

I do particularly enjoy them shouting ā€˜wing it’ to Roberts, which is clearly not his role, and then that very odd time he does and he doesn’t get it quite right they lambast him for doing exactly what they’ve asked him to do.

They’re pretty harmless but it does get quite annoying.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 12:07 pm
by CrosspoolClarets
Judging by episode 3 of Mission to Burnley the most foul mouthed person in the stadium is our lovely Vincent, which my junior school family found hilarious, it was the best lure the programme had to get them to watch it on the telly :shock:

On the Turf it is just a grin and bear it situation, and praying the young uns don’t copy the yells and chants in school and get in trouble.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 12:10 pm
by Gp8419
I sat next to a young girl on Friday only usually swear at the ref,oh F off referee.But I watched my mouth then realised I had flashed the v sign at the ref 3 or 4 times I feel bad now. But sometimes it can’t be helped.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 12:16 pm
by nil_desperandum
Bosscat wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:40 am
I don't sit near any foul mouthed idiots ... the people around me are very genteel and lovely folk ... what they might say about me is another matter 🤭🤭🤭
Same.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 12:18 pm
by FeedTheArf
Had my current seat for 10+ years but noticed on Friday someone absolutely stunk of weed.

I made several overtly loud mentions of 'which scumbags are smoking weed at a football match surrounded by kids' but didn't get any bites :lol:

I'm hoping it was just one of the Hooray Henry's in the hospitality area and not a permanent fixture!

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 12:22 pm
by jedi_master
Had a really good set of nice people sat around us in the Jimmy Mac Upper (just underneath the camera gantry) for the last decade or so after moving from the James Hargreaves Upper. Same set still there thankfully, but there was someone new grunting and grumbling far too much about us losing to Man City and moaning about our build up (and not pressing Ederson, which to anyone who watches us regularly would know that would be a conscious decision by VK to not give gaps for a quick break away). We didn't used to have a 'booer' near us for the taking of the knee when it was done each week, but we did on Friday night (possibly same person).

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 12:23 pm
by Rowls
I'm doing my very best this season not to get carried away too much and to mind my language. I fail in these regards far too often.

It's something I struggle with when watching Burnley. Everything comes through in Claret tinted colours. The referee is obviously against us, the opposition are constatntly wasting time and fouling us. We are always blameless. It's so very difficult.

It might help if my Mum came to the football but she doesn't.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 12:39 pm
by Colburn_Claret
I'm not, but the bloke next to me says he is.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 12:49 pm
by NottsClaret
Never had a problem at the Turf, a few away games which were obviously 'learning experiences' for my kids.

The only strange one at home was a lad who sat just down from us for a couple of seasons, really got into the game, which was great. But also used to whistle unbelievably loudly. It didn't seem to really have any relation to what was happening on the pitch. Lose possession, ref makes a decision.. or the ball goes out for a throw in.. an ear splitting whistle every time. Impressive if a bit bewildering.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 12:49 pm
by beddie
Going back to the original poster. Why don’t you mention this to a steward out of earshot of others, ask them to get their supervisor or a bfc representative to discreetly make an appearance without anyone realising, this happened by someone near us and after listening to it for a good half of game the person was taken down into the concourse or somewhere away from the crowd and spoken with, after that he just didn’t do it anymore, bear in mind prior to that he’d been swearing for months on end. I heard others weeks later saying that the culprit had been told in no uncertain terms a life ban was looming if he did it again. Problem solved.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:15 pm
by Big Vinny K
Directly behind my seat in the Lower Jimmy Mac is an absolute tool. Good looking chap but with a real potty mouth and absolutely clueless about the game.
Hang on…..I’m on the back row and it’s glass behind me

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:32 pm
by KRBFC
Of course this fidelcastro poster is an absolute scaredy pants coward when not typing

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:37 pm
by Tricky Trevor
fidelcastro wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:03 am
It looks as though I've no choice but to put up with this, as I can't just move to an empty seat further away any more.There just aren't any now.
There are. There has to be a percentage of available tickets per match. I’d have thought the club would be happy to move a ST holder into one to free up your current seat.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:39 pm
by expoultryboy
Fidel : it's your own fault for moving into the bob lord stand !!

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:02 pm
by jos
Years ago I brought my wife to the Turf and before the game had even started the idiot sat two seats away from me started abusing the ref and officials with foul language whilst they were making their way onto the pitch, this was a a precursor to a relentless tirade of swearing throughout the game.

I was going to confront him about it but my wife stopped me as she didn’t want a scene, but the unfortunate outcome was that my wife was extremely loathe to let my young son go with me to a match until I assured her that I’d make sure we were in the family enclosure.

It would be a few years before I was able to bring him.

It turns out that I learned the guttersnipe that we were sat near was a certain Burnley ā€˜legend’ that is no longer with us.

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:08 pm
by IanMcL
ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:14 am

As for me now on the Turf - I sit between my brother and jdrobbo and I think I can just about put up with them. :D
The word on the street is that they may hold a different opinion!😁

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:08 pm
by Notsosuperstevedavis
I have 2 infront of me.

One’s an old man than shakes his head in disapproval when I attempt to join in chants.

(Who knew that was a crime)

And then there’s a fella I had a run in with early last season.
He stood up and went to leave (early!)

We were attacking and decided to stop leaving and just remain stood.

When I asked him to politely make a choice to leave or sit down - just got told to ā€˜F-off’

Delightful.

He’s about 7 foot tall,

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:14 pm
by Greenmile
Bosscat wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:55 am
🤣🤣 yes ... I know what I meant brother-in-laws sisters husband 🤣
What silly bunt 🤣🤣🤣
That’s still you :)

(at least it could be, anyway)

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:41 pm
by Bosscat
Greenmile wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:14 pm
That’s still you :)

(at least it could be, anyway)
šŸ™„ I know who I mean ... why did I say owt 🤣🤣🤣

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:42 pm
by 4midable
TsarBomba wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:25 am
I feel your pain.

I had two guys relatively near to me shouting obscenities all game on Friday.

One had his wife and two kids with him (assuming), but it didn’t deter him one bit. He was about 4/5 rows up from me, and had I been closer I would’ve said something.

I’ve always found it very strange how people behave at football matches. Just watch the game and keep your foul mouthed opinions to yourself, nobody wants to hear it.

I also like the tactical geniuses that shout random things like ā€˜push up’ or ā€˜spread it’.
Had you been closer :lol:

Re: Are you sat next to or near a pillock?

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:47 pm
by get stuck in tracy
The bloke who is sat next to me is very lucky to sit next to one of the best footballing brains in Burnley.