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Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:11 pm
by TheFamilyCat
Spotted this in the shop at the National Football Museum today.
Absolutely hideous, like something for Halloween.

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Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:16 pm
by Guppyspotter
Did not know that 9 Jokers played for us.
Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:24 pm
by Tricky Trevor
Horrible but I can recognise them all. The estate of Brian Miller should sue.
Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 7:26 pm
by Red Fox Rocks Socks
Is that what’s happened to the legends posters in storage?
Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 7:30 pm
by Bfc
Whatever the above posters think of the Bfc pics, they look 100% better than any pics, that lot down the road have of their best team pics.
Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 7:37 pm
by Middle-agedClaret
I can only agree with TFC. That is horrible.
IMHO, of course.
Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 7:43 pm
by ChrisG
Is that Owen Coyle bottom centre?!
Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 7:46 pm
by timshorts
The art teacher that marked it 13 out of 250 was about right.
Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 7:53 pm
by bfcjg
This will never be topped, not quite memorabilia but dear oh dear.

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Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 8:14 pm
by dougcollins
I've forgotten.
Lost my memorabolia.
Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 8:34 pm
by Turf War Claret
I once worked for a company in Blackburn back in 2009 that made designer hair straighteners, and I randomly suggested we should make a Burnley FC mini hair straightener!
2 months later my idea was up and running and the club shop manager at the time (Tom, great lad to work with..) bought the idea and we sold 250 to the club! I think we called them the “Little Claret” in which we did a photo shoot on the pitch with 3 models.. it was slightly surreal!
On a serious note we then rolled the idea out to Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool, England and Colchester United in which we got great sales..
So that’s my contribution to the worst BFC club shop gifts…
I’ll apologise now, to anyone who bought one! Ha..
Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:30 am
by Claret in green
bfcjg wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2023 7:53 pm
This will never be topped, not quite memorabilia but dear oh dear.
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Owners of the dogs weren't Burnley fans, simply publicity mad locals. Hence the stupid £20k 'diamond' cat collar article in the local press.
Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:39 pm
by mikeS
The blue faces make them look like Smurf's.
But is it as bad as...

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Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:53 pm
by ClaretsPadiham
Them claret and blue joker hats they used to sell, that golden gamble women wears one.
Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 2:27 pm
by Milltown1882
On a side note, it’s the most minor of many issues on the club store but they spell it ‘memrobilia’ on there
https://shop.burnleyfc.com/souvenirs-c49/memrobilia-c50
Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 4:21 pm
by basil6345789
A Turfy Topper badge.
Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 6:29 pm
by TheFamilyCat
mikeS wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:39 pm
The blue faces make them look like Smurf's.
But is it as bad as...C1240219-BCE5-432F-85ED-6EB46680EEC6.jpeg
Iain Dowie or Raoul Moat?
Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 9:13 pm
by Dressinggown

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Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 3:28 am
by RammyClaret61
How do you think these rugs would go in the U.K.?

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Re: Worst BFC Memorabilia?
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 3:43 am
by Fretters
Turf War Claret wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2023 8:34 pm
I once worked for a company in Blackburn back in 2009 that made designer hair straighteners, and I randomly suggested we should make a Burnley FC mini hair straightener!
2 months later my idea was up and running and the club shop manager at the time (Tom, great lad to work with..) bought the idea and we sold 250 to the club! I think we called them the “Little Claret” in which we did a photo shoot on the pitch with 3 models.. it was slightly surreal!
On a serious note we then rolled the idea out to Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool, England and Colchester United in which we got great sales..
So that’s my contribution to the worst BFC club shop gifts…
I’ll apologise now, to anyone who bought one! Ha..
That's a great story, but I have to ask - why Colchester??