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Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 9:48 am
by BurnleyMickSouth
The one that really gets on my nerves is the "we buy any car" I turn the sound off when that comes on, & who in there right mind after selling there car gets out & starts dancing around like some lunatic, when they have to walk home......beats me, any others you want to leave a comment on plz feel free, I am here for todays match predict either 2-1 or 3-1 win for us....UTC.
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 9:51 am
by Steve1956
The McDonald's one with the eyebrows shlt advert shlt music...end of thread
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 10:00 am
by Ptangyangkipperbang
That one with the cash card machine for small businesses that kept going Ooooooh !
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 10:01 am
by Rick_Muller
BurnleyMickSouth wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 9:48 am
The one that really gets on my nerves is the "we buy any car" I turn the sound off when that comes on, & who in there right mind after selling there car gets out & starts dancing around like some lunatic, when they have to walk home......beats me, any others you want to leave a comment on plz feel free, I am here for todays match predict either 2-1 or 3-1 win for us....UTC.
With you on We buy any car. Are people really that dense to want to throw money away when selling their car? It’s an ad that is designed to get people to want to sell their car though, which means invariably that they also need to buy another car… from one of the subsidiaries of the We buy any car business. Clever advertising, but irritable none the less.
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 10:03 am
by Im_not_Robbie_Blake
Coors Light. Especially the one with the bloke swimming through snow. They reckon they're 'supporting comedy' - but it has never made me laugh.
And here's Chris Porter's thought....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUXFtZJ8f3A
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:00 am
by 7decades
Old Spice Afershave
Give me the surfer anyday
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:47 am
by Chobulous
Super Noodles - just some bloke shouting for a long time. Almost as annoying as that 90s “song” Ride on Time, some woman screaming into a microphone for about 3 minutes
Also Just Eat - a bloke with the most annoying tone of voice
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:48 am
by dougcollins
Is it 'Quickbooks' that shows an evidently self employed person getting excited over the accounts package and then says at the end 'Not available for the self employed'.
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:15 pm
by Stalbansclaret
Chobulous wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:47 am
Also Just Eat - a bloke with the most annoying tone of voice
Agree totally ! Unfunny robotic voice promoting lard-arses' ability to order a variety of grim, unhealthy food brands without budging from their sofa. Also uses the smug phrase "We got it" which I always find irritating..
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:24 pm
by tarkys_ears
All of them. Every. Single. One.
...still, they ain't a patch on radio adverts. They're for simpletons whose minds have already gone.
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:24 pm
by AfloatinClaret
The sweety advert (Haribo?) With two policemen sat in a patrol car speaking in squeaky/kids' voices
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:35 pm
by 4:20
Any advert with a breathy, nauseating, stripped down rendition of a classic song
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:51 pm
by HB Claret
I remember the days when there were just two advert breaks in an hour long programme - now it’s at least 3.
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:54 pm
by Longford Claret
Worst and best TV advert was the old 1970s Hovis football advert , depicting the early days of football. ' When I was a lad me dad took me to see Stanley v United '. But where in the 1970s could they film at an old decrepit stadium, to re-enact the first world war type era. It was filmed at Ewood Park of course.
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 3:17 pm
by Chobulous
HB Claret wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:51 pm
I remember the days when there were just two advert breaks in an hour long programme - now it’s at least 3.
Careful, the “Boomer” police are on the lookout for posters who “remember the days”. You’re on their watch list now
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 3:24 pm
by ElectroClaret
That fat Welsh twohat singing about Go Compare.
****
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 3:30 pm
by Claretitus
The Tesco one, where the guy scans his Clubcard on his phone, then screams, “ I’ve got the power “. Very annoying.
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 4:47 pm
by NellyDBFC
Verysure Alarms....hands down.
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2023 5:54 pm
by kentonclaret
Those cringe adverts flogging Life Insurance and Commemorative Gold Coins which feature regularly on afternoon TV.
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 7:52 am
by TheOriginalLongsider
McDonalds with the eyebrows!
If you watch American tv that’s on another level. There’s one for deodorant where a sweaty woman tells us it’s great for pits, under boobs, thigh folds and ass crack! This is it.
https://youtu.be/OjztXyq8pNE?feature=shared
Re: Worst Television Adverts....
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 11:06 am
by claptrappers_union
There's an advert for Sky Protect / Home Insurance where the Giant from Jack & The Beanstalk looks at this spy camera app and rumbles a young man knocking one off at the bottom of his beanstalk…
Does anyone else see that? If that's not what happening (obviously)… what is he supposed to be doing? I don't get it
I can't find the advert on YouTube to show you
