Seemingly any new "phenomena" or concept now gets a -flation suffix.

We now have

Shrinkflation
Scrimpflation

And probably many more.

Pick a word or identify any discernible trend and add the -flation suffic to copyright your new concept.

Mine is cortadoflation named after 'cortado' coffee. The trend it describes is the increasing numbers of ridiculously large swigging coffees available in your local coffee station/cafe.

The first law of cortadoflation is that the number of options for your coffee always goes up but never down.
The second law of cortadoflation states that these coffee drinks are largely indiscernible from one another.
The third law of cortadoflation states that you will be asked if you'd like to syrup pouring into your coffee to mask the flavour.

Horseflation would probably get a lot of use over Eeeeewood way

Taylflation

The longer he doesn't play, the better Charlie Taylor gets and the more desperate we are to have him in the starting XI.

Falcon wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 05, 2023 12:55 pm

Taylflation

The longer he doesn't play, the better Charlie Taylor gets and the more desperate we are to have him in the starting XI.

Surely you mean Charlie “Roberto Carlos” Taylor

Buxtonclaret wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 05, 2023 12:18 pm

Horseflation would probably get a lot of use over Eeeeewood way

I can tell you that the equine market has gone backwards!

Flatuflation - puts the 'f' into farts.

Cooclaret wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 05, 2023 1:57 pm

I can tell you that the equine market has gone backwards!

You wait 'til the Darwen mating season starts.
It'll be Anywards then.

Wingflation. Supply exceeding demand for wingers.

Rantflation. A term to describe the ever increasing reactions of certain posters to opinions with which they disagree.

Spamflation ... 26 emails today in Spam this morning, only 21 yesterday morning

Bosscat wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 05, 2023 5:01 pm

Spamflation ... 26 emails today in Spam this morning, only 21 yesterday morning

It’s a consequence of those dodgy sites you’re signed-up to….mainly that uptheclarets.com

Inkflation.

The larger a lady is, the more tattoos she will have.
Notice: I am not saying larger body size and tattoos are bad things. Just pointing out the correlation.

Probably got blue hair as well.

Sandeflation

Slow depreciation of Mr Berge?