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NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 10:27 am
by Claretmisterg
For your consideration

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I have occasionally wondered what percentage of peanuts in a 415g bag of KP remain whole and how many split in two. I shall therefore be assessing the following and ask for your guesstimates in advance.
1) How many whole peanuts in this bag (W)
2) How many halves of a peanut in this bag (H)
3) Therefore how many peanuts in total in this bag (P). This would logically be P = W + 2H but you can enter a different estimate if you wish (including an unmatched half).
4) Therefore what percentage of peanuts remain whole within this one bag sample. Again this will logically be ( W / P) x 100 but you can enter a different estimate if you wish.
For each of the above there will be 5 points for a correct answer or 3 points for nearest guess.
Also just for fun (no points as subjective) if there are an odd number of peanut halves where might the missing half be.
I’ll tell you something now. I will go NUTS if we beat United I will just LOVE IT.
Come On You Mighty Clarets
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 10:32 am
by Bosscat
I like the jeopardy Cmg ... I always eat the 1/2 nuts 1st and save the unbroken ones
Will need to ponder this one ... brb

Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 10:38 am
by Claretmisterg
Should have said deadline for guesses is 5pm on Saturday results published shortly thereafter.
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 10:48 am
by Bosscat
Right ....
W = 203 Monkey nuts
H = 303 Mon nu
354
66% W/P
The missing 1/2 nut is enjoying an all inclusive holiday with Jet 2 with his mates (Dry Roasted and Honey nut) in Torremolinos
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 12:08 pm
by canalsideClaret
Ooh, proper tricky one this!
I'll go for 147 whole nuts,
297 half nuts,
302 nuts in total
48% whole nut percentage
The missing half is in a singles only nightclub with a load of missing single socks and gloves.
Thanks for the count
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 1:14 pm
by tarkys_ears
Oh christ!
Can you give us a clue?
I ain't had a bag of KP in years - are they supposed to be whole? Are they generally 50/50? I really can't remember.
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 1:40 pm
by Bosscat
canalsideClaret wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 12:08 pm
Ooh, proper tricky one this!
I'll go for 147 whole nuts,
297 half nuts,
302 nuts in total
48% whole nut percentage
The missing half is in a singles only nightclub with a load of missing single socks and gloves.
Thanks for the count

Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 7:08 pm
by Bosscat
Bump
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 7:53 pm
by bfcjg
No doubt VAR will overturn the winning guess after 3 minutes of examining a quarter peanut but here goes.
189 full nuts
240 half nuts
total 309
percentage 61.16 %
Intriguing count.
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 9:19 am
by Bosscat
Bump
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 5:29 pm
by BigF
Thanks Claretmisterg
145 whole peanuts
183 half peanuts
220 whole peanuts.
The escapee peanut half is making its way to Stockley Park hoping to find someway to infiltrate the VAR machinery and cause a malfunction.
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 6:41 pm
by Claretmisterg
BigF wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 5:29 pm
Thanks Claretmisterg
145 whole peanuts
183 half peanuts
220 whole peanuts.
The escapee peanut half is making its way to Stockley Park hoping to find someway to infiltrate the VAR machinery and cause a malfunction.
Hi BigF
Have put percentage down as 66% let me know if you want to change it
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 6:54 pm
by Claretmisterg
Guesstimates so far

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Only 4 guesses so far so here’s a message for the best football supporters in the world ‘let’s be having you’.
You have till 5pm on Saturday to place your guesses.
I am feeling very confident about the game on Saturday. I think we can take all 3 points and skittle Ten Pin Hag. Up the mighty Clarets.
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 7:45 pm
by jdrobbo
Remembering former poster, NUTZ, with this very nutty food count….
79 full nuts
464 half nuts
total 543 nuts
percentage = 85.45%
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 8:30 pm
by Longsider
820 total number of nuts. Of these 112 will be whole nuts. There will be 348 half nuts. Total percentage is 13.6585365854
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 10:27 pm
by BigF
Claretmisterg wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 6:41 pm
Hi BigF
Have put percentage down as 66% let me know if you want to change it
Thanks Claretmisterg - I had misread the instructions. 66% is fine
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 10:29 pm
by Bosscat
BigF wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 10:27 pm
Thanks Claretmisterg - I had misread the instructions. 66% is fine
Love the thought of the stray peanut half off to Stockley Park to sabotage the VAR

Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 10:55 am
by Dawlishclaret
Thanks Claretmisterg, this certainly got my brain working.
I am going for:
191 whole
393 halves
387.5 total
49% whole
The escapee half peanut was washed away in the recent Dawlish flooding and gobbled up by one of our famous black swans.
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:05 pm
by Claretmisterg
7 Guesses so far. Keep them coming.

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jdrobbo - are the numbers for whole nuts and half nuts the wrong way round ? Just let me know and I will swap then round in the table if so.
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:14 pm
by Croydon Claret
Getting to the stage where we need an "ology" or two take part
I reckon there's
Nuts, all hazelnuts: 400
Ain't half hot mum: 118
Completely nuts: 518
3.14 percent of all sailors are pi rates: 77%
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:45 pm
by Rick_Muller
69 full nuts (oooeeer missus)
169 half nuts
Which I think is a total of 153 whole nuts and a one half
Which I think is 44.9% whole nuts
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 10:20 pm
by Zooniverser
140 whole peanuts
210 half peanuts
P = W + 0.5H = 245
Percentage 57.14%
0ml joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 10:03 am
by Claretmisterg
Estimates so far

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Let’s get some more guesses in. You have until 5pm tomorrow then we can all go nuts.
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 11:27 am
by tarkys_ears
Ok here goes...
W - 310
H - 120
P - 400 exactly!
% - duno... about 62% whole
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 4:03 pm
by Eloise Laws
No idea how works, so my random numbers are
Whole 167
Half 206
Total 373
% 51
The missing halves are sunbathing around the same pool as me
UTC
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 8:40 pm
by green_parrot
Whole 108
Half 187
Total - 295
36%
Thanks Claretmisterg
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 12:14 am
by Claretmisterg
Guesses so far

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Looking at some of the guesses I might not have explained the counting very well. I will be counting how many nuts have remained whole and how many half nut pieces there are. With the half nuts I am asking for an estimate of how many halves there are, not how many nuts that makes.
So, as an example, if there are 50 whole nuts and 60 half nut pieces then the result will be
50 whole nuts
60 half nut pieces
80 nuts in total (50 + 30)
62.5% of total nuts were whole (50/80 as a percentage)
Hope that makes sense and if anybody wants to change their estimates just let me know.
Also bear in mind that it doesn’t matter if the numbers don’t add up because one or more of the guesses may still be correct. Although a clean sweep of all points is only possible if all the numbers tally.
Still time for more guesses. Cut off time is 5pm tomorrow.
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 7:07 am
by Croydon Claret
I'll need to change my guess then
Can I go for this instead
Whole nuts: 500
Halves: 36
Total: 518
Percentage:96.5%
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 9:26 am
by Claretmisterg
Croydon Claret wrote: ↑Sat Sep 23, 2023 7:07 am
I'll need to change my guess then
Can I go for this instead
Whole nuts: 500
Halves: 36
Total: 518
Percentage:96.5%
Table updated
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 10:07 am
by addisclaret
Complete nuts 157
Half nuts 222
Total 379
Percentage of complete nuts 41.42%
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 12:34 pm
by Claretmisterg
Guesses so far. Count taking place at 5pm. 4 and a half hours left to get your guesses in.

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Come On You Clarets
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 2:44 pm
by claretblue
Whole 207
Half 234
Total - 324
63.88% recurring (64%)
Thanks for doing the count Claretmisterg!
UTC
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 4:45 pm
by Cabbage
Whole 170
Half 250
Total 370
Percentage 45.9%
UTC!
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 4:48 pm
by Claretmisterg
That makes 16 counters altogether. 15 minutes left to get it up to 20 which I believe will augur well for the footballing contest this evening. Come On You Counters.
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 5:09 pm
by Claretmisterg

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Bag opened. No more entries please. Nut count about to commence.
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 5:40 pm
by bfcjg
Hurry up, the tension is driving me nuts.
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 5:47 pm
by Claretmisterg

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So we have
238 whole nuts
547 halves of a nut
Making 511.5 nuts in total
and 46.53% of the total nuts were whole ones
We also had an odd half a nut.
Will check through the guesses now and award points
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 5:54 pm
by Eloise Laws
Nuttiest count ever

Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 6:03 pm
by jdrobbo
Great count!!
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 6:16 pm
by Claretmisterg
claretblue 3 points for nearest whole nuts with 207 (31 out)
jdrobbo 3 points for nearest half nuts with 464 (83 out)
Croydon Claret 3 points for nearest total nuts with 518 (only 6.5 out)
Cabbage 3 points for nearest whole nut percentage with 45.9% (only 0.63% out)
1 bonus point each for Croydon Claret and Cabbage for close proximity of guesses.
I will update the leader board tomorrow.
I think the rogue half a peanut hitched a ride on my dogs collar when I took him out this morning and hopped onto the Tesco delivery van which we had to squeeze past as it was delivering next door. It stayed with the Tesco van until it returned to Burnley Tesco where it hopped into the Burnley kit mans hold-all when he called into Costa coffee on his way to the turf. The half nut is currently secreted within Zeki Amdouni’s right boot where he will remain until the 7th minute of the game when he will hop onto the ball and ride it, screaming with delight, as Zeki unleashes a screamer into the top right corner of Man Ures net to put the Clarets one up.
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 6:33 pm
by Croydon Claret
Points!
Thanks for the count
Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 6:34 pm
by Cabbage
Great count Claretmisterg.

Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 6:57 pm
by Bosscat
Good count Cmg
Met Beddie tonight in the carpark at the Tennis club always good to put a face to a name ...
Heres to our 1st win tonight



Re: NUTS Food Count v Man U
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 11:54 am
by Claretmisterg
Updated points table
1st
jdrobbo 13 points
2nd
Cabbage 9 points
3rd
Cubanforever 8 points
Joint 4th
claretblue 6 points
Rick_Muller 6 points
Joint 5th
bcfg 5 points
BigF 5 points
Foshiznik 5 points
6th
Croydon Claret 4 points
Joint 7th
addisclaret 3 points
BossCat 3 points
Brucefanclaret 3 points
canalsideClaret 3 points
ClaretGeorgina 3 points
CunBuntru 3 points
giveusaB 3 points
green_parrot 3 points
tarkys_ears 3 points
what_no_pies 3 points
Joint 8th
claretmisterg 2 points
Eloise Laws 2 points
3 points for jdrobbo puts him on 13 points and extends his lead.
4 points for Cabbage puts him into second place on 9 points.
3 points for claretblue puts him in joint 4th on 6 points.
4 points for Croydon Claret puts him into 6th place
Thanks everybody for taking part. We certainly helped to motivate the lads into a good performance overall that on another day would have seen us get something from the game. We were good to watch at times particularly first half. Up the Clarets.