Bed Bugs
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:57 pm
Thanks, EU for your latest gift. From where did this latest wave originate?
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Bed Bugs
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Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:01 pm
A laboratory in Wuhan
Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:08 pm
I thought we'd taken control of our borders?
Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:17 pm
Paris
Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:31 pm
Came on a dinghy
Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:38 pm
Can you spot a bed bug on someone?
Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 7:16 pm
EU bedbugs, eh? Coming over here, getting free food and comfy matrasses, the blood-sucking pests.
Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 7:27 pm
It'll be fine Cruella will be having everyone who enters the country hosed down with acid.
Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 7:28 pm
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Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 7:39 pm
Do we not already have these little fukkaz?
Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 7:47 pm
One of the best known markets in Paris is officially known as Les Puces de Saint-Ouen but known to everyone as Les Puces (The Fleas).
Perhaps returning fans from the Rugby World Cup should be made to walk through a Car Wash on arrival. I am sure Cruella is working on it.
Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 8:01 pm
Upon tucking you in for the night did your mother never utter the words “good night, sleep tight, don’t let the Bed Bugs bite”
Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 8:23 pm
I never got tucked inkentonclaret wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2023 8:01 pmUpon tucking you in for the night did your mother never utter the words “good night, sleep tight, don’t let the Bed Bugs bite”
Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 8:40 pm
They come over here illegally, get free hotel beds and 1ml of free blood a day
No wonder the country is BUGgered
No wonder the country is BUGgered
Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2023 6:33 am
Yes. I experienced an infestation when I was living in London twenty years ago. People don’t get how horrific it can be, the stress gave me alopecia!
Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2023 8:09 am
Are ours blue though?
Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2023 8:41 am
They don't have any in Blackburn, the horse flies eat them all.
Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2023 9:51 am
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Re: Bed Bugs
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2023 10:25 am