• Puns: What's the UK's funniest business name?

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:02 pm**

Connelly's place?

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:12 pm**

Only Foals and Horses (pony sanctuary quite apt

) in Oswaldtwistle

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:19 pm**

South West Claret. wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:02 pm
Connelly's place?

Wasn’t it Plaice? Must’ve been, otherwise it wouldn’t be a pun…. Or have I just had whoosh moment?

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:20 pm**

The Batter of Bosworth - a chippy in Market Bosworth.

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:21 pm**

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Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:21 pm**

Jason's Donner Van in Bristol is a good effort.

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:21 pm**

A florists named 'Back to the Fuschia'

There used to be a hairdressers at Duke Bar named 'Curl up & Dye'

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:23 pm**

Roger Rabbits - pet shop in Nuneaton

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:25 pm**

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Always remember this firm making my Mum laugh when we used to drive down through the West Midlands when I was a kid ...

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:26 pm**

bobinho wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:19 pm
Wasn’t it Plaice? Must’ve been, otherwise it wouldn’t be a pun…. Or have I just had whoosh moment?

The word whoosh is most appropriate I think bobinho

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:28 pm**

There was a chippy in Cockermouth called ' Oh My Cod ', but it was forced to change its name through pressure of public opinion.

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:29 pm**

Window cleaners in Luton many years ago called Mister Bit

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:30 pm**

Grate Expectations-Fireplace Specialists

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:45 pm**

South West Claret. wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:26 pm
The word whoosh is most appropriate I think bobinho

So you deliberately led us astray? You absolute tinker…

Or did I just hand you a get out clause, and you grabbed it like a lifeline?

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:46 pm**

I couldn’t possibly say

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:50 pm**

Walter Wall Carpets in Quarry Bank, Dudley.

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:53 pm**

Aclaret wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:21 pm
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Think that Aclare’s is the best one so far.

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 6:00 pm**

Threes company. Irish tree surgeons near Wokingham

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 6:32 pm**

Wasn’t there a discount furniture store called Sofa King Low?

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 6:37 pm**

Foulthrow wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2023 6:32 pm
Wasn’t there a discount furniture store called Sofa King Low?

I hope so

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 6:41 pm**

Jack the Chipper

A fish and chip shop based in Whitechapel

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 7:05 pm**

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Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 7:39 pm**

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-67496753

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 8:10 pm**

Not a pun and not funny in the same way as those listed but my mate, an avid Sunderland fan, called his company FTM Consulting. Sunderland fans understand FTM.

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 8:17 pm**

ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2023 8:10 pm
Not a pun and not funny in the same way as those listed but my mate, an avid Sunderland fan, called his company FTM Consulting. Sunderland fans understand FTM.

Your mate sounds like a SMB

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 8:59 pm**

Loyalclaret wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2023 8:17 pm
Your mate sounds like a SMB

Not quite as S after they won on Boxing Day

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 9:02 pm**

There is a car dealership that I know of called dick lovett

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 9:08 pm**

gandhisflipflop wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2023 9:02 pm
There is a car dealership that I know of called dick lovett

Ferrari dealership amongst others. Would be funnier with a ? between the first and second names

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 9:12 pm**

McDonnerkebab in Leeds, same livery and colours etc.

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 9:17 pm**

Duane Pipe. Plumber in London

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 9:47 pm**

Not UK but there's a Kollap Singh demolition company in Suriname

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 9:54 pm**

A little play on words by a bakers shop in Bromley Cross which is called 'Bromley Crust'

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:00 pm**

There's Burnley Optician Stephen C BYE.

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:30 pm**

Wasn't there a bakery up Manchester Road called "Brenda's Big Baps", or something like that?

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:31 pm**

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Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:37 pm**

My local car wash is called "Mr hand job"

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:46 pm**

Chinese takeaway called Wok This Way!

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:51 pm**

William The Concreter

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 11:01 pm**

basil6345789 wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:51 pm
William The Concreter

... based in Battle, West Sussex too

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2023 11:02 pm**

Mister Bit... painter and decorator, Norwich

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2023 8:54 am**

Foulthrow wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2023 6:32 pm
Wasn’t there a discount furniture store called Sofa King Low?

My former manager said 'Sofa King' used to have an advert in or around Celtic Park which simply read:

Sofa King
Cheap

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2023 8:57 am**

ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2023 8:10 pm
Not a pun and not funny in the same way as those listed but my mate, an avid Sunderland fan, called his company FTM Consulting. Sunderland fans understand FTM.

I don't understand that one. Unless i'm missing something 'FTM' is a slur against Sunderland, popular among Newcastle supporters. Why would he embrace that?

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2023 8:59 am**

what_no_pies wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 29, 2023 8:57 am
I don't understand that one. Unless i'm missing something 'FTM' is a slur against Sunderland, popular among Newcastle supporters. Why would he embrace that?

F**k the Mags I think

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2023 9:16 am**

Master Bait and Tackle fishing shop in the US. There slogan is “we are stiff competition”

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2023 9:26 am**

what_no_pies wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 29, 2023 8:57 am
I don't understand that one. Unless i'm missing something 'FTM' is a slur against Sunderland, popular among Newcastle supporters. Why would he embrace that?

Wrong way round - it's the Sunderland slur against Newcastle.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2023 9:28 am**

Furry across the Mersey - mobile dog groomers in Liverpool

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2023 9:33 am**

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Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2023 9:50 am**

therapist.com (find a therapist)
penisland.net (pen sales)

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2023 9:51 am**

Fertility clinic - Everyone's a Swimmer.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2023 9:58 am**

Wasn’t there an advertisement on the Bob Lord stand for ‘BJ scaffolding…..for the perfect erection’

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