Calling all food counters.
You are invited to assist in invoking the food counting Gods to bless the mighty Clarets in this weekends match by guesstimating the number of sweetcorn kernels and juice in this tin.

You have until 1pm on Saturday to register your guess and the results will be published shortly thereafter.

10 points for a correct guess or 5 points for nearest for both measures.

Best of luck to all and Up The Clarets!

Thanks for doing the count Zooniverser.

I sez 543 little corny kernels in 27 ml of jooooooose

Tough one
690 yellow lumps
51 ml of Joyce.
UTC.

Oh my word….the dreaded yellow kernels! Love eating these, hate counting them….I bow to your superior level of patience Zooniverser. I will guess

489 corn
33ml of water
Thanks for the count. UTC

I love sweet corn (preferably on the cob with a knob of butter melting) but after the count I did a couple of seasons ago I said to myself never again as a count


So will go with

575 Colonels
25 mls of Colonel salty wee

Hope you enjoy the count Zooniverser UTC

Good morning all. Thanks for doing the count Zooinverser.
450 corn and 24ml of water.

490 kernels
18 ml water

Cheers for the count Zooniverser

732 corns
33ml corn juice

Here are the counts so far, not many yet, come on all you counters!

Good luck counting that lot!

Put me down for
Corn: 489
Water: 18

Cheers

642 corn,
18ml juice.

Thanks, UTC!

478 corns
26ml juice

448 corn
61 juice

276 corns

35 Jews

UTC!

444 sweetcorn
28ml juice

Thanks Zooniverser

735 corn nibs
35 mls of joooooooooseee

568 sweetcorn
21ml juice

555 sweetcorn
37 jooose

Update on counts registered and a bump to invite more
Duplicate guesses are highlighted in case anyone wants to amend.

Zooniverser can you change my mls to 38 then please ta.

Bump

538 kernels
19ml of salty juice

Updated for ClaretinNewMexico

Just a few hours left to take part

Results time!

Thanks to those who took part, here's to victory over the Gunners this afternoon!

After a fair marathon of counting the results are 5 points for Dawlishclaret with a guess of 450 kernels, only 10 away but double bubble 10 points for green_parrot with a bang on the money guess of 28ml of joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose.
Points table to follow.

Updated points table
Congratulations to green_parrot who moves up to 6th and Dawlishclaret with a move up to joint 17th.
No changes at the top or bottom of the table.

UTC !!!!

Thanks for the count Zooniverser and also for updating the points table. Surely the mighty clarets will do us proud today.

Cheers Zooniverser ... 3 mls out for me damn it

Keep eyes peeleed for next weeks count ... the Tin is in the gym getting ready for unveiling on Tuesday

Thanks for the count!
I’ve been relegated from the table I have about 40pts I think

Anyway let’s beat the cheating southern handballers!

CharlieinNewMexico wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 17, 2024 2:38 pm

Thanks for the count!
I’ve been relegated from the table I have about 40pts I think

Anyway let’s beat the cheating southern handballers!

You should be 5th m8 45 points

Claretmisterg wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 17, 2024 2:07 pm

Thanks for the count Zooniverser and also for updating the points table. Surely the mighty clarets will do us proud today.

Charlie in new mexico missing from that list

My sincere apologies to CharlieinNewMexico & footballdiedin92 who were both missed from my standings table.
I am ashamed to think that this contributed to the **** poor performance our team put in, hopefully a more robust count can gather the three points against Palace this weekend.
Below is the corrected table.