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QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 1:50 pm
by Leisure
For 12 months
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 1:51 pm
by Les Fruitbat
Leisure wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 1:50 pm
For 12 months
What did it do ?
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 1:52 pm
by Rowls
"QPR footballer Ilias Chair is jailed for a year in Belgium after he fractured a truck driver's skull with a rock in a row on a kayaking trip" - Daily Mail
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 2:34 pm
by Tricky Trevor
Chair before the bench. Sofa, so bad.
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 2:36 pm
by randomclaret2
Rowls wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 1:52 pm
"QPR footballer Ilias Chair is jailed for a year in Belgium after he fractured a truck driver's skull with a rock in a row on a kayaking trip" - Daily Mail
Sounds like he hasn"t got a leg to stand on...
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 2:52 pm
by Wokingclaret
That will be bad for their relegation battle
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:03 pm
by evensteadiereddie
Off his rocker?
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:08 pm
by Bosscat
What a (s)tool
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:15 pm
by Goobs
Wokingclaret wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 2:52 pm
That will be bad for their relegation battle
I think that they are in trouble anyway. Millwall have a small cushion.
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:19 pm
by burnley007
What an absolute tool.
His career is ruined. For what??
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:22 pm
by ClaretAndJew
Goobs wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:15 pm
I think that they are in trouble anyway. Millwall have a small cushion.
Chair might need a cushion to be more comfortable.
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:27 pm
by Woonderbah
So Chair won't be climbing the table
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:29 pm
by Cheshireclaret
He'll end up at Chesterfield
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:32 pm
by Hapag Lloyd
Hope his victim makes a full recovery.
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 4:17 pm
by jdrobbo
A top player. Stupid lad
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 4:22 pm
by dougcollins
Cheshireclaret wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:29 pm
He'll end up at Chesterfield
Wycombe?
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 4:35 pm
by kentonclaret
Rowls wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 1:52 pm
"QPR footballer Ilias Chair is jailed for a year in Belgium after he fractured a truck driver's skull with a rock in a row on a kayaking trip" - Daily Mail
So, he’s a Rocking Chair?

Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 4:54 pm
by evensteadiereddie
Looks like he's up the creek...
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 4:54 pm
by claretburns
Not been sent to prison yet and set to play for QPR tomorrow against Rotherham.
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 6:59 pm
by ClaretLoup
Ideal inmate for the Jailhouse Rock
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 7:03 pm
by dougcollins
jdrobbo wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 4:17 pm
A top player. Stupid lad
Indeed. Their standout player we played them in Shepherd's Bush last season.
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 7:09 pm
by TheFamilyCat
The cost of living in London is clearly getting too much for him and he needed free rent and meals, gym membership and medical care.
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 7:13 pm
by dougcollins
TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 7:09 pm
The cost of living in London is clearly getting too much for him and he needed free rent and meals, gym membership and medical care.
Is that you, Jakub?
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 7:53 pm
by ISpeds00
By far their best player too
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 7:57 pm
by fidelcastro
TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 7:09 pm
The cost of living in London is clearly getting too much for him and he needed free rent and meals, gym membership and medical care.
Don't forget the dentistry!

Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:39 pm
by Clovius Boofus
He'll now have plenty of time to sit down and reflect on his poor behaviour.
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2024 12:02 am
by what_no_pies
Chair has never been a stand up guy.
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2024 1:53 am
by mybloodisclaret
What an absolute idiot. Stupid thing to do.
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2024 2:16 am
by Taffy on the wing
Tricky Trevor wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 2:34 pm
Chair before the bench. Sofa, so bad.
Decent effort!
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2024 8:24 am
by ceborame
He was very wooden in the last game
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2024 10:13 am
by ecc
Bet the truck driver would find all these comments very amusing.
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2024 3:25 pm
by claretburns
Currently playing for QPR at home to Rotherham.
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2024 3:55 pm
by Poulton-le-Claret
And a goal for for him against Leicester today

Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2024 4:18 pm
by Woonderbah
Poulton-le-Claret wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 3:55 pm
And a goal for for him against Leicester today
You'd think he would keep a low profile after his escape from prison
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2024 5:07 pm
by Leisure
After being jailed in Belgium last week for 2 years but with 1 year suspended, how come he's playing???
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2024 5:08 pm
by ISpeds00
Leisure wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 1:50 pm
For 12 months
Liar
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2024 5:24 pm
by Leisure
ISpeds00 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 5:08 pm
Liar
Care to explain!
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2024 5:35 pm
by ISpeds00
Leisure wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 5:24 pm
Care to explain!
that was a very quick return on my cast

Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2024 5:36 pm
by Leisure
ISpeds00 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 5:35 pm
that was a very quick return on my cast
Liar.
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2024 6:53 pm
by Vegas Claret
Leisure wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 5:07 pm
After being jailed in Belgium last week for 2 years but with 1 year suspended, how come he's playing???
and scoring !
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2024 6:55 pm
by Woodleyclaret
Leicester must be wondering that too
Re: QPR' s Chair jailed
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2024 8:14 pm
by nil_desperandum
Leisure wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 5:07 pm
After being jailed in Belgium last week for 2 years but with 1 year suspended, how come he's playing???
This is what happens when you read the Daily Mail, and don't check other sources.
QPR issued a statement - reported in other papers - which said that the legal process was not complete, and that he was eligible to continue playing.
The first part of the statement is clearly true, otherwise he'd be in jail, and one has to assume that their legal team checked his eligibility with the footballing authorities. It will mean a significant points deduction if they've made an error.