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Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 9:01 pm
by Cornwallclaret
Sheff u versus Burnley to come… we’ve been poor this season but somehow there’s a team worse. Hard to believe we both tore up the championship last year and Luton scraped into the prem but are at least making a fist of it this year. We need to beat Sheffield again,set down some sort of marker for next season,dust ourselves down and we go again UTC
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 9:10 pm
by South West Claret.
Cornwallclaret wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2024 9:01 pm
Sheff u versus Burnley to come… we’ve been poor this season but somehow there’s a team worse. Hard to believe we both tore up the championship last year and Luton scraped into the prem but are at least making a fist of it this year. We need to beat Sheffield again,set down some sort of marker for next season,dust ourselves down and we go again UTC
Burnley must have had about a good 80% of the possession on Saturday yet failed even to score a single goal despite that, really frustrating to watch.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:13 am
by gawthorpe_view
Cornwallclaret wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2024 9:01 pm
Sheff u versus Burnley to come… we’ve been poor this season but somehow there’s a team worse. Hard to believe we both tore up the championship last year and Luton scraped into the prem but are at least making a fist of it this year. We need to beat Sheffield again,set down some sort of marker for next season,dust ourselves down and we go again UTC
Two Bald men fighting over a comb.
Two veggies fighting over a bacon sandwich.
Two Clarets fighting over an Ewood season ticket.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:26 am
by JohnMcGreal
Our record at Bramall Lane is really poor. That said Sheffield United look absolutely dreadful so maybe we can sneak a result there this time.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:35 am
by Colburn_Claret
1st goal wins, because neither team has what it takes to make a fight back.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:40 am
by Goody1975
Saw it described earlier as El Crapico
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:41 am
by ElectroClaret
It'd just be the cherry on top of the cake of this dreadful
season if we lost.
Not particularly confident about our chances when we play ANY team atm, whether they're garbage or not.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:42 am
by ClaretTony
JohnMcGreal wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:26 am
Our record at Bramall Lane is really poor. That said Sheffield United look absolutely dreadful so maybe we can sneak a result there this time.
Other than the Turf it was the first ground I ever saw us win at. That was in the FA Cup 6th round in 1962. There have only been two wins there since.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:52 am
by Shaggy
Does Kompany go if we get turned over by the blunts?
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:53 am
by claretonthecoast1882
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:42 am
Other than the Turf it was the first ground I ever saw us win at. That was in the FA Cup 6th round in 1962. There have only been two wins there since.
I knew we didn't win there that much, and having been at off top of my head the FA Cup game 2-2, a 3-2 win there and a 3-3 draw I would never have guessed it was that bad.
Oh well it's either 19th or 20th we finish then
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 12:40 pm
by Silkyskills1
claretonthecoast1882 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:53 am
I knew we didn't win there that much, and having been at off top of my head the FA Cup game 2-2, a 3-2 win there and a 3-3 draw I would never have guessed it was that bad.
Oh well it's either 19th or 20th we finish then
Also a great 0-2 win in August 1973, our first game of the season on our return to the First Division. A very smart away kit, a brilliant performance and a team spirit probably as good as anything I've ever witnessed in over 65 years of watching us. Heady times.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 1:00 pm
by CaptJohn
Silkyskills1 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 12:40 pm
Also a great 0-2 win in August 1973, our first game of the season on our return to the First Division. A very smart away kit, a brilliant performance and a team spirit probably as good as anything I've ever witnessed in over 65 years of watching us. Heady times.
Great team Silky. I was there that day and seem to recall Doug Collins running the show.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 1:06 pm
by NottsClaret
claretonthecoast1882 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:53 am
I knew we didn't win there that much, and having been at off top of my head the FA Cup game 2-2, a 3-2 win there and a 3-3 draw I would never have guessed it was that bad.
Oh well it's either 19th or 20th we finish then
The 3-2 there under Coyle was brilliant, comfortably Chris Eagles best game for us. I can't see there being quite the same buzz about the place this time. Still going to go though, just because it's a convenient day out.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 1:07 pm
by ClaretLoup
We actually finished 10 points ahead of the Blades last season, another indicator of our regression this season.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 1:23 pm
by Leisure
Shaggy wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:52 am
Does Kompany go if we get turned over by the blunts?
Don't tell me that that's a serious question!

Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 1:57 pm
by claretonthecoast1882
NottsClaret wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 1:06 pm
The 3-2 there under Coyle was brilliant, comfortably Chris Eagles best game for us. I can't see there being quite the same buzz about the place this time. Still going to go though, just because it's a convenient day out.
Yeah he was excellent that day. Sheffield is a decent day out too and a better standard of residents that the other major city in Yorkshire.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:02 pm
by South West Claret.
Leisure wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 1:23 pm
Don't tell me that that's a serious question!
Remember this bunch of Americans are only interested in drawing money out of BFC.
Looking like we are going to be a yo yo club if so then Kompany and Pace will stay.
All in my humble opinion of course.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:05 pm
by Tall Paul
ClaretLoup wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 1:07 pm
We actually finished 10 points ahead of the Blades last season, another indicator of our regression this season.
It really isn't. It's an indicator of how far ahead the PL is of the Championship.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:21 pm
by IanMcL
South West Claret. wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2024 9:10 pm
Burnley must have had about a good 80% of the possession on Saturday yet failed even to score a single goal despite that, really frustrating to watch.
No one gets into the right place at the right time. All too busy getting a space for a pass and forget the purpose of all that!
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:22 pm
by South West Claret.
Cornwallclaret wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2024 9:01 pm
Sheff u versus Burnley to come… we’ve been poor this season but somehow there’s a team worse. Hard to believe we both tore up the championship last year and Luton scraped into the prem but are at least making a fist of it this year. We need to beat Sheffield again,set down some sort of marker for next season,dust ourselves down and we go again UTC
April the 20th is the big day, what’s their ground capacity does anyone know please?
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:26 pm
by FCBurnley
Anybody know how much Sheff U net spend was last close season and Jan window compared to ours ?
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:36 pm
by NewClaret
ClaretLoup wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 1:07 pm
We actually finished 10 points ahead of the Blades last season, another indicator of our regression this season.
You’re comparing a league of 46 games vs Championship opposition against 38 against Premier League opposition, which are miles above Championship.
The fact we were only 10 points better than them was probably a clear indication we weren’t as good as we thought we were, actually.
But also it wasn’t really our team given 30% of our outfield players were loans.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:45 pm
by NottsClaret
Almost certainly the lowest standard 'top flight' game you'll ever see, and I'm 100% there for it. Get it first on MOTD. Backpasses getting sliced into the crowd, three consecutive passes getting 'oles', hapless defending. Genuinely looking forward to it.. proper lower league football but in the biggest league in the world.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:46 pm
by South West Claret.
FCBurnley wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:26 pm
Anybody know how much Sheff U net spend was last close season and Jan window compared to ours ?
Didn’t they sell most of their best players rather then spend?
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:51 pm
by Vegas Claret
Tall Paul wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:05 pm
It really isn't. It's an indicator of how far ahead the PL is of the Championship.
it's going to be interesting to see how the promoted teams get on next season, I'm where you are with it at this moment in time. Saints conceding 3 at Birmingham, Leicester losing at home to QPR, Leeds not winning away at Huddersfield who had 10 men for a half doesn't smack of teams that will do well in the PL. I might of course be very wrong.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:53 pm
by Vegas Claret
funnily enough I think it's now our most and last important game of the season, we need to go there and win.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 4:13 pm
by Hapag Lloyd
FCBurnley wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:26 pm
Anybody know how much Sheff U net spend was last close season and Jan window compared to ours ?
Not sure about January, but they spent about £40 million in August
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 4:18 pm
by CnBtruntru
Let's just hope we don't get beat, again
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 4:22 pm
by Poulton-le-Claret
Shaggy wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:52 am
Does Kompany go if we get turned over by the blunts?
Nope, if he was going to get the sack for bad results he would have already gone by now.
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:57 am
by IanMcL
This is the one final where the losers get the trophy!
Re: Wooden spoon derby
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:41 am
by COBBLE
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:42 am
Other than the Turf it was the first ground I ever saw us win at. That was in the FA Cup 6th round in 1962. There have only been two wins there since.
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I must have seen one of them when I guess we were both at Uni in the early 70s. Peter Noble was unplayable and his heading incredible.