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Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:40 am
by ArmchairDetective
Come on then, what are we all hoping for?
I'll go for a return of the half time pie and peas entertainment game to really brighten the spirits
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:43 am
by clarets1978
Luca Koleosho would be good
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:47 am
by Longsidelenny1882
Might play himself and keep Toney in is pocket let’s have a win uptheclarets
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:55 am
by bfcjg
It's all scripted for Mission to Burnley 2, we are deliberately sh1t so the end of the documentary is spectacular as we roar into action and destroy every team in front of us.
Failing that Foster on the bench.
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:56 am
by Spike
Early Bird Season ticket announcement?
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:57 am
by Hedontplayforyou
Stan on the staff?
Robbie Blake on corner duty
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:58 am
by Boss Hogg
Well it won’t be Muric in goal.
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 11:04 am
by bfcjg
He's announcing that he's gender fluid, and on home games will want to be known as Veronica Kuntfunny and the half time entertainment is his drag act.
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 11:09 am
by Pickles
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Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 11:16 am
by fidelcastro
And I thought I was cynical!
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 11:22 am
by ArmchairDetective
Won't lie I was hoping this would be a more lighthearted thread. I had a bet with myself that a twix would be mentioned in the first 5 replies
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 11:28 am
by Dark Cloud
Nathan Redmond is progressing better than he thought and is only 3 weeks away. (Which has massively lifted the mood in the camp!)
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 11:30 am
by warksclaret
Foster maybe fit ???
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 11:32 am
by AlargeClaret
He’s introducing the Fat Lady to the fans… for when she has to sing
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 11:42 am
by Goobs
AlargeClaret wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 11:32 am
He’s introducing the Fat Lady to the fans… for when she has to sing
She's already on the final verse!
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:26 pm
by bfcjg
Goobs wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 11:42 am
She's already on the final verse!
She'd have finished ages ago,fortunately the various roadworks and the Town to Turf fiasco delayed her sufficiently to give us some breathing space.
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:34 pm
by AlargeClaret
With 30 points at stake she’s not even lubricating her vocal chords yet..
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:35 pm
by Blondeclaret
Ready these comments don’t half make me laugh.
I can always rely on the great sense of humour from the Burnley faithful
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:38 pm
by Vegas Claret
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:38 pm
by FCBurnley
We will average 2 points a game from our last 10 games and avoid relegation on the last day of the season Now that WOULD be a surprise
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:40 pm
by Quickenthetempo
ArmchairDetective wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 11:22 am
Won't lie I was hoping this would be a more lighthearted thread. I had a bet with myself that a twix would be mentioned in the first 5 replies
Did you win or lose?
Which side are you on?
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 1:25 pm
by Mansfield claret
Blondeclaret wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:35 pm
Ready these comments don’t half make me laugh.
I can always rely on the great sense of humour from the Burnley faithful
I think they are being serious
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 1:51 pm
by claptrappers_union
Muric starting today I believe
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 1:52 pm
by StayingDown4Ever
I pray you are right
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 1:57 pm
by dougcollins
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 2:07 pm
by ElectroClaret
So now we know....
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 3:11 pm
by Alanstevensonsgloves
Boss Hogg wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:58 am
Well it won’t be Muric in goal.
Quickly throws away tonight's lottery numbers given to me by Boss Hogg.....
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 5:07 pm
by JimmyRobbo
So, it was a win, then.
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 5:16 pm
by Belgianclaret
MURIC
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 6:34 pm
by bfcjg
bfcjg wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:55 am
It's all scripted for Mission to Burnley 2, we are deliberately sh1t so the end of the documentary is spectacular as we roar into action and destroy every team in front of us.
Failing that Foster on the bench.
The third surprise being Muric, 2 out of 3 ain't bad .
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 7:03 pm
by FCBurnley
FCBurnley wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:38 pm
We will average 2 points a game from our last 10 games and avoid relegation on the last day of the season Now that WOULD be a surprise
3 down 17 from 9 required
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 9:10 pm
by ArmchairDetective
bfcjg wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:55 am
It's all scripted for Mission to Burnley 2, we are deliberately sh1t so the end of the documentary is spectacular as we roar into action and destroy every team in front of us.
Failing that Foster on the bench.
Boss Hogg wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:58 am
Well it won’t be Muric in goal.
Well well well, maybe Vincent has more surprises up his sleeve.
Up the clarets.
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 9:12 pm
by ArmchairDetective
Quickenthetempo wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:40 pm
Did you win or lose?
Which side are you on?
There was no mention of a twix. But I'm over the moon with the result today. I'm always on Burnley's side.
I wonder what the next surprise will be.
Re: Vincent's Big Surprise
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 11:53 pm
by Quickenthetempo
ArmchairDetective wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 9:12 pm
There was no mention of a twix. But I'm over the moon with the result today. I'm always on Burnley's side.
I wonder what the next surprise will be.
The whose side are you on was a joke about a man betting against himself.
Are you on the winning side or losing side?
Or both?
