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A drunk chip. When you’re sitting there having a few and coming up with brilliant ideas that you know you’ll never remember in the morning, simply insert the chip in your ear and via its proximity to the brain it records all the data!

CharlieinNewMexico wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 18, 2024 4:15 am

A drunk chip. When you’re sitting there having a few and coming up with brilliant ideas that you know you’ll never remember in the morning, simply insert the chip in your ear and via its proximity to the brain it records all the data!

William James describes a man who got the experience from laughing-gas; whenever he was under its influence, he knew the secret of the universe, but when he came to, he had forgotten it. At last, with immense effort, he wrote down the secret before the vision had faded. When completely recovered, he rushed to see what he had written. It was: "A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.

bananas that taste like bacon.

tarkys_ears wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 18, 2024 7:41 am

William James describes a man who got the experience from laughing-gas; whenever he was under its influence, he knew the secret of the universe, but when he came to, he had forgotten it. At last, with immense effort, he wrote down the secret before the vision had faded. When completely recovered, he rushed to see what he had written. It was: "A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.

If William James was drunk himself he would have recognised a warning for Global Warming.

Shoe laces that don't have the ends go through the loop when you are trying to undo them.