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Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 7:50 pm
by bumba
Saw you before the match CT walking across the front of the stand, just wondered if all was ok?
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:39 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
You mean being dragged out by two coppers.
Can't take him anywhere you know.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:53 pm
by wilks_bfc
If you hadn’t had said before the match, I’d have thought he was going to sort all the Sheff fans in the top tier who were “offering us out” as they were leaving after the 3rd & 4th goals

Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:59 pm
by GetIntoEm
wilks_bfc wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:53 pm
If you hadn’t had said before the match, I’d have thought he was going to sort all the Sheff fans in the top tier who were “offering us out” as they were leaving after the 3rd & 4th goals
Embarrassing that, the lad making the throat cutting motions. What a state
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:14 pm
by ClaretTony
bumba wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 7:50 pm
Saw you before the match CT walking across the front of the stand, just wondered if all was ok?
Thanks bumba. I was talking to people outside on Bramall Lane and then turned to go into the ground. As I turned I went straight into a traffic cone and fell over.
I had medical staff there very quickly and they eventually took me into the ground which is when you will have seen me. I had to walk the full length in front of the away end to get to the medical room.
I’ve got a cut on my forehead and my right wrist is very sore but the worst damage is my mouth and top lip. I was really shaken up but the medical staff were wonderful with me.
Now sat at home drinking coffee through a straw.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:18 pm
by bumba
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:14 pm
Thanks bumba. I was talking to people outside on Bramall Lane and then turned to go into the ground. As I turned I went straight into a traffic cone and fell over.
I had medical staff there very quickly and they eventually took me into the ground which is when you will have seen me. I had to walk the full length in front of the away end to get to the medical room.
I’ve got a cut on my forehead and my right wrist is very sore but the worst damage is my mouth and top lip. I was really shaken up but the medical staff were wonderful with me.
Now sat at home drinking coffee through a straw.
Did you get to see the match?
Could have been worse and I'm sure the win will have softened the pain!
Get a claim in it could cost them their entire transfer budget next season!!
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:19 pm
by GetIntoEm
Did you manage to stay for the game tony? Hope you're feeling better soon
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:22 pm
by ClaretTony
I missed the first two or three minutes but other than that I saw it. My little great niece was there and really upset during the first half until I saw her at half time and reassured her that uncle Tony was fine.
I’ll be writing to Sheffield United to thank them. They looked after me superbly.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:23 pm
by morpheus2
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:14 pm
Thanks bumba. I was talking to people outside on Bramall Lane and then turned to go into the ground. As I turned I went straight into a traffic cone and fell over.
I had medical staff there very quickly and they eventually took me into the ground which is when you will have seen me. I had to walk the full length in front of the away end to get to the medical room.
I’ve got a cut on my forehead and my right wrist is very sore but the worst damage is my mouth and top lip. I was really shaken up but the medical staff were wonderful with me.
Now sat at home drinking coffee through a straw.
Hope you're okay CT - you took one for the team there, they say something bad has to happen Four One good thing to happen

Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:25 pm
by Whitgord
Hope you’re not too sore and recover quickly.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:27 pm
by Vim Fuego
Hope you will be fit to write that weekly match report CT. Chance to write an upbeat one for a change !!
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:28 pm
by Buxtonclaret
Those Yorkshire Traffic cones are notoriously bad! Not sure they're keen on 'reet' Lancashire folk.
Walked into one doing my weekly shop on the Moor in Sheffield only last week. They've a life of their own.

Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:35 pm
by claptrappers_union
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:14 pm
Thanks bumba. I was talking to people outside on Bramall Lane and then turned to go into the ground. As I turned I went straight into a traffic cone and fell over.
These things are supposed to keep us safe… I have the same issue with the cleaner at my work. She leaves the plastic “Caution: Slippy Floor” signs in doorways and at the top of stairs. They are accidents waiting to happen when you're carrying stuff or not paying attention. The floors are not even slippy.
Anyway, I'm glad you are ok and I hope your great niece looks after you during your recovery. A letter to the staff at Brammal Lane will be greatly welcomed I'm sure.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:40 pm
by whiffa
claptrappers_union wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:35 pm
These things are supposed to keep us safe… I have the same issue with the cleaner at my work. She leaves the plastic “Caution: Slippy Floor” signs in doorways and at the top of stairs. They are accidents waiting to happen when you're carrying stuff or not paying attention. The floors are not even slippy.
Anyway, I'm glad you are ok and I hope your great niece looks after you during your recovery. A letter to the staff at Brammal Lane will be greatly welcomed I'm sure.
Maybe they should start doing warning posters for the warning signs on the floor.
Get well soon Tony.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:44 pm
by wilks_bfc
Glad you’re ok Tony
My dad nearly went flying walking around the barriers getting to the turnstiles
On on side they were “flat” but as you went around the end one, the base stuck quite a way out and he tripped over it. Luckily I was alongside him and managed to hold him up
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:49 pm
by ClaretTony
wilks_bfc wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:44 pm
Glad you’re ok Tony
My dad nearly went flying walking around the barriers getting to the turnstiles
On on side they were “flat” but as you went around the end one, the base stuck quite a way out and he tripped over it. Luckily I was alongside him and managed to hold him up
At least I missed that. I wasn’t officially inside the ground today, my ticket was never scanned. The steward who took me from the medical centre to my seat said he should have taken me back out to come in but said to just go to my seat.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:57 pm
by ecc
Hope you feel better soon, Tony.
Good to hear you were well looked after by the people at Sheffield United.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:04 pm
by Clovius Boofus
Sorry to hear about your fall. You'll probably feel a bit more battered and swollen tomorrow morning, so make sure you have some ice or an ice pack in the freezer.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:09 pm
by Burnleyareback2
Refreshing to get so much information on Claret injuries.
Hope you feel great tomorrow Tony
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Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:46 pm
by Mark the Claret
I nearly hit the deck when I was charged £11 for 2 cans of warm Heineken on the concourse, glad the result improved your day CT.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:54 pm
by bfcjg
Glad your OK Tony, on the downside as it's Burnley related VAR have reviewed it and you'll be getting a retrospective ban for diving.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:57 pm
by ALP
OUCH.............
Get well soon Tony, I hope you aren't too sore and stiff tomorrow.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 12:12 am
by chadders
Take it easy

Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 12:18 am
by NewClaret
Really sorry to hear that Tony. That must have have been a huge shock… followed by an even huger one - am away win.
Hope you heal quickly and the wrist doesn’t prevent the match report.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 1:36 am
by blatherwickstattoos
Glad you’re ok Tony. I once got dragged away from the away stand at Sheffield by a police horse with the copper grabbing me in a headlock.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 2:26 am
by Leisure
Hi Tony - Sorry to hear about your fall. Hope that you're not too sore today.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 7:48 am
by turfytopper
Sorry to hear of your mishap Tony. Pleased that you were well cared for by their medical team.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 7:55 am
by mkmel
Get well soon Tony and yes take it easy!
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 8:35 am
by dougcollins
claptrappers_union wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:35 pm
These things are supposed to keep us safe… I have the same issue with the cleaner at my work. She leaves the plastic “Caution: Slippy Floor” signs in doorways and at the top of stairs. They are accidents waiting to happen when you're carrying stuff or not paying attention. The floors are not even
My pet hate! These things are way more dangerous than the floor will ever be. Ironically, the cleaners are obliged to leave them due to H & S regs.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 8:42 am
by Bordeauxclaret
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:49 pm
At least I missed that. I wasn’t officially inside the ground today, my ticket was never scanned. The steward who took me from the medical centre to my seat said he should have taken me back out to come in but said to just go to my seat.
He’ll be out of the job soon if he carries on using common sense like that.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 8:54 am
by steve_f
Hope you feel better soon, I know what’s it’s like, a few weeks ago i was walking home and took a shortcut in the dark across some rough ground, there was some electrical wire on the path which I tripped over. It took me about 3 days to get over it. The downside of getting old.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 9:01 am
by MT03ALG
Speedy recovery Tony. These bloody traffic cones get everywhere !!
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 9:04 am
by dougcollins
Are you sure it wasn't Amdouni you tripped over?
(Actually, he was ok yesterday!)
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 9:39 am
by Belgianclaret
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:14 pm
Thanks bumba. I was talking to people outside on Bramall Lane and then turned to go into the ground. As I turned I went straight into a traffic cone and fell over.
I had medical staff there very quickly and they eventually took me into the ground which is when you will have seen me. I had to walk the full length in front of the away end to get to the medical room.
I’ve got a cut on my forehead and my right wrist is very sore but the worst damage is my mouth and top lip. I was really shaken up but the medical staff were wonderful with me.
Now sat at home drinking coffee through a straw.
I can imagine how you feel.
Experienced exactly the same when waking straight into a concrete pillar after having been distracted.
Glad you are fine now
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 9:48 am
by bfcjg
Any news on the cone ?
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 10:32 am
by wilks_bfc
dougcollins wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 9:04 am
Are you sure it wasn't Amdouni you tripped over?
(Actually, he was ok yesterday!)
He did well when he came on
Actually tracked back and broke up their attack in our area at on point
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 10:34 am
by wilks_bfc
bfcjg wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 9:48 am
Any news on the cone ?
Currently talking to a “no win no fee” about claiming for being blindsided by a Burnley ultra

Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:00 am
by Claret Till I Die
Hope the 3 points hid some of the pain yesterday CT
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:03 am
by IanMcL
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:14 pm
Thanks bumba. I was talking to people outside on Bramall Lane and then turned to go into the ground. As I turned I went straight into a traffic cone and fell over.
I had medical staff there very quickly and they eventually took me into the ground which is when you will have seen me. I had to walk the full length in front of the away end to get to the medical room.
I’ve got a cut on my forehead and my right wrist is very sore but the worst damage is my mouth and top lip. I was really shaken up but the medical staff were wonderful with me.
Now sat at home drinking coffee through a straw.
That is horrendous. Keep a close observation on your mouth. I had a scooter crash which threw me to the ground, right on my face. Felt my teeth get re-arranged in the process. They weren't, however, it shook them up and I have lost 3 since!
It is a shock. You did well to keep calm and carry on.
Good luck with recovery.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:30 am
by Fretters
Burnleyareback2 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:09 pm
Refreshing to get so much information on Claret injuries.
Hope you feel great tomorrow Tony
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Apparently he's back on the grass.
Hope you're feeling OK this morning, CT.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:32 am
by ClaretTony
Thanks again everyone, not brilliant this morning as expected with my mouth very swollen and pain all over the place.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:36 am
by Pearcey
Hope the pain settles soon for you. Sounds horrible.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 1:41 pm
by Tricky Trevor
GWS, CT. Any fall is not good at our age but head injuries can’t be good. I won't say keep smiling but chin up.
BTW. Is the Dortmund jacket coming out for the CL semis. They have long been my German side.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 5:30 pm
by ClaretTony
Tricky Trevor wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 1:41 pm
GWS, CT. Any fall is not good at our age but head injuries can’t be good. I won't say keep smiling but chin up.
BTW. Is the Dortmund jacket coming out for the CL semis. They have long been my German side.
The coat is still here, occasionally used for an under 21 game.
At least I had a black coat on yesterday. Not sure if any blood landed on it but it wouldn’t have been a good look on yellow.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:18 am
by beeholeclaret
Hope youre feeling better CT
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 2:35 pm
by ClaretTony
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:22 pm
I’ll be writing to Sheffield United to thank them. They looked after me superbly.
Emailed them yesterday and received an initial response at 9:03 today. They might be crap on the pitch but clearly not off it.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 2:41 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
Sounds painful! Hope you're well on the mend now CT!
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:29 pm
by pushpinpussy
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:14 pm
Thanks bumba. I was talking to people outside on Bramall Lane and then turned to go into the ground. As I turned I went straight into a traffic cone and fell over.
I had medical staff there very quickly and they eventually took me into the ground which is when you will have seen me. I had to walk the full length in front of the away end to get to the medical room.
I’ve got a cut on my forehead and my right wrist is very sore but the worst damage is my mouth and top lip. I was really shaken up but the medical staff were wonderful with me.
Now sat at home drinking coffee through a straw.
sounds absolutely terrible. you must be traumatised.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:34 pm
by NewClaret
ClaretTony wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 2:35 pm
Emailed them yesterday and received an initial response at 9:03 today. They might be crap on the pitch but clearly not off it.
I hope you didn’t include that in your email Tony
Would be rubbing salt in the wounds somewhat.
Re: Claret Tony
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:36 pm
by kentonclaret
bfcjg wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 9:48 am
Any news on the cone ?
Could be the new left back we’ve been searching for.