This football club is a joke is this the way we re-pay a man who has worked miracles not once but TWICE and got us promoted with two average teams on a shoe string budget ?

How on earth do they think we will survive with this current crop do they think its going to be any different from the last 2 relagations where we spent peanuts and went down. This is the Premierleague you need to spend money to have any chance of survival.

If i was Dyche id walk after what hes done to this team we can even meet the asking price for a Championship player its a joke do you not think he brough Tarkowski on at CM for a reason to say to the board we need some players! The bench on Saturday would be a weak subsitute bench in the Championship nevermind this league.

When Sean leaves for a bigger team who will double his salary and give him money to spend we will realise and to be honest who in the right mind would want the Burnley job ?? Knowing how greedy and selfish he board are ! Where is all this money that was promised ? LIES that is all we get from this football club lies and more lies.

Sean Dyche might have two promotions on his CV with us but its soon to become 2 relagations aswell and its not his fault. Jose Mourinho wouldnt keep this team up.

WHERE IS THE MONEY !!

I'm not laughing

"WHERE IS THE MONEY !!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHrHzCrJXww

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The first promotion could be classed as a minor miracle but the last one was expected, although a good achievement.

This is capitalism. You can only buy if the owner wants to sell.

Lies? Grow up you fickwit.

I'm stopping the hyperbole competition right here.

Anyone who beats that will certainly be going postal at some stage in the future.

Transfer policy can be described as a joke.
The club? No.

We need to strengthen but let's be honest we are not a million miles away by any stretch of the imagination.

Now, now steady on Sys, we are all a bit frustrated but Burnley FC will never be a joke.

Things will happen before Wednesday, I'm sure.

Oh they will, there will be deals left right and centre. Whether they are at Burnley or not remains to be seen.

Go over and give your support to blackburn mate, now they are a joke!

Call my football club a joke to my face you f*****g moron and I will paste you...You are so obviously a premier league wannabe Burnley 'fan' The worst kind of 'fan' any club can have..stop throwing yr dollies out of the Pram just cos we haven't spent millions on prima donna footballers with a household name just to appease you...get a grip man (or more likely a boy) and bog off and support someone else

Rather be a joke than held to ransom by the likes of brighton and derby for two bog standard midfielders who cant even cement a place in the side they are with now.

An Englishman, Irishman, Belgian and an Icelandic walked into the Princess Royale...

There's a joke

Too much time playing FIFA or Football Manager 2016 methinks.

it's a long way to Cornwall though........ just for a pasting, like.............CC

Cornwallclaret wrote:Call my football club a joke to my face you f*****g moron and I will paste you...You are so obviously a premier league wannabe Burnley 'fan' The worst kind of 'fan' any club can have..stop throwing yr dollies out of the Pram just cos we haven't spent millions on prima donna footballers with a household name just to appease you...get a grip man (or more likely a boy) and bog off and support someone else

Hahahhahahahaha someone bit

https://youtu.be/xg1FXuSmIgU

SHOW ME THE MONEY

Cornwallclaret wrote:Call my football club a joke to my face you f*****g moron and I will paste you...You are so obviously a premier league wannabe Burnley 'fan' The worst kind of 'fan' any club can have..stop throwing yr dollies out of the Pram just cos we haven't spent millions on prima donna footballers with a household name just to appease you...get a grip man (or more likely a boy) and bog off and support someone else

Hahahahahahaha is that Ronnie Pickering ? You couldnt paste wallpaper you clown.

Ill happily call your football team a joke to your face just let me know when your in Burnley and we can meet up and have a laugh about how badly run we are.

Cornwall Claret....Get a grip of yourself, you sound like a childish thug.

BurnleySYS wrote:If i was Dyche id walk after what hes done to this team we can even meet the asking price for a Championship player its a joke do you not think he brough Tarkowski on at CM for a reason to say to the board we need some players! The bench on Saturday would be a weak subsitute bench in the Championship nevermind this league.

He brought Tarkowski on at central midfield because Marney was injured, his central midfield sub (O'Neill) was already on the field, and his central midfield second reserve (Arfield) had already been taken off. He didn't have a fifth central midfielder in the squad.

OP troll

Hilarious thread.

I think the OP is probably a bit of a cry-arse.

BurnleySYS wrote:This football club is a joke is this the way we re-pay a man who has worked miracles not once but TWICE and got us promoted with two average teams on a shoe string budget ?

How on earth do they think we will survive with this current crop do they think its going to be any different from the last 2 relagations where we spent peanuts and went down. This is the Premierleague you need to spend money to have any chance of survival.

If i was Dyche id walk after what hes done to this team we can even meet the asking price for a Championship player its a joke do you not think he brough Tarkowski on at CM for a reason to say to the board we need some players! The bench on Saturday would be a weak subsitute bench in the Championship nevermind this league.

When Sean leaves for a bigger team who will double his salary and give him money to spend we will realise and to be honest who in the right mind would want the Burnley job ?? Knowing how greedy and selfish he board are ! Where is all this money that was promised ? LIES that is all we get from this football club lies and more lies.

Sean Dyche might have two promotions on his CV with us but its soon to become 2 relagations aswell and its not his fault. Jose Mourinho wouldnt keep this team up.

WHERE IS THE MONEY !!

My suggestion would be to go an support our mates down the road, or on the Fylde coast and then you would understand the meaning of joke, Mourinho would have never got Burnley promoted from the Championship.

Cornwallclaret wrote:Call my football club a joke to my face you f*****g moron and I will paste you...You are so obviously a premier league wannabe Burnley 'fan' The worst kind of 'fan' any club can have..stop throwing yr dollies out of the Pram just cos we haven't spent millions on prima donna footballers with a household name just to appease you...get a grip man (or more likely a boy) and bog off and support someone else

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Marines, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire British armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the British armed forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

Cornwall Claret did you see the Red Arrows today.We are on St Mary's and they passed over the harbour.Did you ever meet ST Mary's Clarets we did.

I wouldn't worry too much about relegation when you can't even spell it.

Now that's a joke.

Our club is anything but.

I love how IT is into gorilla warfare!

When all those gorillas were released on the Americans in Vietnam it changed warfare for ever.

Is gorilla warfare them posh yanks who travel the world killing defenceless animals?

I nver thought Marines were into gorilla warfare. I heard it's quite the reverse - they got on rather too well with the gorillas.

RIP Harambe

Woodleyclaret wrote:Cornwall Claret did you see the Red Arrows today.We are on St Mary's and they passed over the harbour.Did you ever meet ST Mary's Clarets we did.

Huh??

Paste him Cornwall.

NRC wrote:it's a long way to Cornwall though........ just for a pasting, like.............CC

Be worth it

BurnleySYS wrote:Hahahahahahaha is that Ronnie Pickering ? You couldnt paste wallpaper you clown.

Ill happily call your football team a joke to your face just let me know when your in Burnley and we can meet up and have a laugh about how badly run we are.

You're right ..I can't paste wallpaper,bloody useless at diy..

Good pasties though

Imploding Turtle wrote:What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Marines, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire British armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the British armed forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

Liar.

Good god, I think I may try clarets mad again, mods please remove these muppet!

Ooogeorgeorgeoghani wrote:Good god, I think I may try clarets mad again, mods please remove these muppet!

Pop-up adverts are preferable to some of the dross I read on here.

gawthorpe_view wrote:Pop-up adverts are preferable to some of the dross I read on here.

These days I often find myself reminiscing over more simple times, the halcyon days. Browsing through 26 outrageous photos from prohibition-era America that you won't believe are real.

The football club isn't a joke, but some of the posters are.

Cornwallclaret wrote:Call my football club a joke to my face you f*****g moron and I will paste you

It might be that predictive text thing, he could be offering him a pasty being from Cornwall ...

Imploding Turtle wrote:What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Marines, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire British armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the British armed forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

Christ o mighty do you sit on this board all your waking hours. Get a life.

There is getting to be a feeling of deja vu. The level of abuse towards people whose opinions you don't share is on a par with Rovers fanzine the Lancashire telegraph.

Proper cornish are the best tasting pasties, none of your ginsters though yuck

So this forum has hit an all time low ..somebody threatening to paste someone .....dear oh dear