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What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:01 am
by AGENT_CLARET

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Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:17 am
by CleggHall
Half and half, mild and bitter, I can’t make my mind up!
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:24 am
by ElectroClaret
Well, I've made my mind up.
Whoever's created this monstrosity should be hung, drawn and quartered.
A Frankenstein monster of a shirt.
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:35 am
by bfcjg
I thought Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson couldn't be worsened....until this.
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:35 am
by bobinho
Whoever did that needs a referral….
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:38 am
by JohnMac
bfcjg wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:35 am
I thought Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson couldn't be worsened....until this.
You must be Stevie Wonder if you thought that was Michael Jackson

Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:15 am
by bfcjg
JohnMac wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:38 am
You must be Stevie Wonder if you thought that was Michael Jackson
Lol, I was still in a state of shock having seen the shirt.
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:19 am
by mybloodisclaret
AGENT_CLARET wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:01 am
Screenshot_20240722_090007.jpg
I feel nauseous looking at that.
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:23 am
by bart_claret
Its a medium. Says so on the label.

Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:31 am
by Clovius Boofus
Magazine - Shot By Both Sides.
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:40 am
by Grimsdale
Oh dear lord, what were they thinking?
We haven't used that badge for years now.
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:41 am
by Rowls
Hello and welcome to the internet, folks.
Here you will find all the accrued knowledge of mankind, hard won and invaluable information learned through thousands of years of combined thinking from the greatest minds who ever lived.
Also, there are pictures of cats and football shirts folded to make them look like they've been sewn together. All in the same place!
On and on it goes! In endless circles and spirals.
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:50 am
by Lubanski
It's the future!
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:57 am
by ŽižkovClaret
Burn it, and dispose of the ashes in an acid bath
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 11:37 am
by Vintage Claret
Available from the club shops at Turf Park and Ewood Moor?
Seriously though this has to be a mock up surely- either way it's a grotesque image that once seen is impossible to unsee

Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 11:48 am
by mikeS
Sponsored by loadofoldcrap.com
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 11:54 am
by Clarets4me
Oh dear God, no ......
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 11:56 am
by expoultryboy
A bastxxx fan wishing he'd been born 10 miles away.
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 12:49 pm
by Foshiznik
Surely the creator of this can be charged with multiple serious crimes under The Terrorism Act 2000?
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:02 pm
by bart_claret
Obviously a half and half collar was beyond the imbecile who made it.
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:02 pm
by FCBurnley
Shirt for a combined team for a testimonial for somebody like Keith Newton ? Can’t ever remember that happening but you never know. What date period did we wear that badge
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:07 pm
by Rowls
Vintage Claret wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2024 11:37 am
Available from the club shops at Turf Park and Ewood Moor?
Seriously though this has to be a mock up surely- either way it's a grotesque image that once seen is impossible to unsee
I do believe it's three or four shirts folded to look like a single piece with some basic sewn material place down the middle to make it look like a sewn-together garment.
Note the sleeves both go beyond the edge of the picture frame and the the blue collar of the Burnley shirt has been tucked in.
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:43 pm
by ElectroClaret
Mock-up, proper shirt, or whatever, don't matter.
The image itself is revolting.
Needs machine-gunning.
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 2:17 pm
by IanMcL
URGENT HEALTH WARNING
please never Don such a monstrous garment. There is a high risk of experiencing a stroke, down the left side of one's body. NHS would refuse to treat that side.
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2024 2:29 pm
by FCBurnley
Looks like it is framed
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2024 6:24 pm
by Cap
Someone is actually wearing it now in Rishton

Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2024 8:18 pm
by Sozturf7
It's a **** take
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2024 8:53 pm
by Indecisive
This would be ideal if I could purchase it ? Not to wear obviously. But would be ideal for an occasion coming up.
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2024 9:30 pm
by Caballo
Seen one in the flesh at Rishton CC tonight, not too sure what I thought of it really, the wearer was quite proud of it though.
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2024 9:39 pm
by Cap
Caballo wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26, 2024 9:30 pm
Seen one in the flesh at Rishton CC tonight, not too sure what I thought of it really, the wearer was quite proud of it though.
Apparently he likes the fact that it winds people up
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2024 9:43 pm
by Burnley Ace
It can only be a sick photoshop effort to get a reaction
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2024 12:24 am
by timshorts
Its a new tool designed for the NHS.
There are so many parents waiting for tests to see if their kids have ad/HD that this is used as a triage test.
If it is put on the child and there is no reaction, then they are put in the "urgent" section of the list and should be seen within 4 weeks of the test.
If they immediately become restless, the reaction is deemed "normal" and treatment is non-essential.
If they smile and present as liking the shirt, they are diagnosed as scousers and transferred to a secure wing.
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2024 12:38 am
by Claret86
That is without doubt the worst thing I've ever seen on the Internet
Re: What on God's earth is this
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2024 6:22 am
by Caballo
Cap wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26, 2024 9:39 pm
Apparently he likes the fact that it winds people up
Pete, a wind-up merchant, never!! Lol