On my jollies today and came across a Bury born, Melbourne resident Claret. Turns out he is in town next weekend and has been trying to get tix for the PNE match.
He’d tried getting a Clarets number but it kept rejecting him. He thinks when he entered his OZ credit card.
I told him website/app is crap but best advice I could give him was telephone and explain his predicament.
Any advice accepted in case I bump into him again.

One of my distant relatives is Captain Webb, he swam the English channel years ago.

Blood sucking parasites?

(Tix is Ticks, yes?)

What’s “tix”?

Have I missed summat?

Is it “ticket”?

Sorry guys. I’m to cool for school. Tickets it is.